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Armored Chocobo
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Avian Archaeologist of the Kosugi Archaeological Academy. Official Tingle of 2020. Let’s Play videos and Livestreams https://www.youtube.com/@ArmoredChocoboLPs
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Un1C0R5E: 🎶I was a Modron ma~n
With parts built in- 🎵
*checks tag*
BALTIMORE?!

Quilin: I was on a budget.
Burning the planet so losers can goon to anime girls
Now the White House resembles America

Getting torn apart piece by piece by a corrupt billionaire
My favorite part was he telekinetically lifts the lid and plops it back on the coffin
“God will fix it!”

God told Humanity to be the stewards, you failed at your job!

If he gets pissed for not believing in him, imagine how livid he’ll be at not following his orders
Except that back in our times, they were the peak of graphics

We as kids didn’t complain cuz 1) we were kids and didn’t know what good is and 2) Didn’t really have options
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I don't feel like I can trust you.

I had a bad dream, a different one.
I’m surprised there’s any homeless, considering they’d probably get beaten to death in the nightly Purge.
the benches in the new pokemon game have bars across them styled to look like armrests, so that homeless pokemon trainers can't sleep on them. and there is a cutscene where a NPC says he won't give pokédollars to them because they'll spend it all on revive potions
So I went searching around for other older, lesser known Digimon games and ran across Digimon World 4

Which seems to just be Diablo, but Digimon. And Worse.
There’s no Rules Card in the package
They’re working on the promise of getting back-pay when the shutdown is over

If they don’t get that, THEN there’s gonna be a stink
Ah right, Sean’s got some…interesting tastes
Lemme guess, Super Space Funeral
Ok, confused him with McCormick.
After this many months, would they be willing to sell?
And I’m 27 years too old to save the world with a baseball bat…
>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
It’s called the game is very limited in scope and isn’t doing well outside the die-hard echo chamber.

The game has limited ways to explore, and the battle system devolves to MMO GCD mashing
You voted for the BBB, leading to this.

Step down and never run again. I hate voting for you. No better than Oz.
My friend, a Pokemon fan shouldn’t be calling out any games with the state theirs come out in
The only arrests I’ve heard of was 2 MAGAs brandishing guns

But please tell us more about the violent leftists
I spent a lot of time Egressing from battles to farm exp