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Dead Cat Matt

@archmatt.bsky.social

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Another recovering twitter queer. Still figuring my brain out, but cats, some kinks, food, and beard scritches make it happy. 18+

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 4d

The video for it in Fantasia 2000 is a lot of fun

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 4d

Back no contest - front only gives access to one tasty treat, back gives access to two.

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 11d

Tim's?

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 21d

May I take a seat?

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 21d

Paha, I did not, that would have been quite distracting.

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 22d

Dissertation research? 👀👀

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 27d

Don't forget everyone, if you're going to kiss lots of boys, it's important to get tested regularly [performative post of the day ✅✅] #knowyourstatus #U=U

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · 29d

Looking great Hun 😘 enjoy your time in the sun

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Sep 19

Rosemary oil is a scam - lab muffin beauty science has 2 episodes on the bad studies behind the claims it works

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Sep 16

And did you love?

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Sep 9

Happy to try and help, though connoisseurs is maybe strong for me

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Sep 8

*adds my own ruffles of thanks*

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Aug 21

I do indeed have the privilege of knowing :3 ♥️

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Aug 11

I expect pictures sent to me elsewhere when the stabbing has happened.

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Aug 11

Is this something that you've experienced for a long time?

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Aug 6

They were! And I really liked the gameplay with the djinn. Just slightly different on a summoner gameplay and I'm a sucker for a elemental magic system 😅

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Aug 6

Most of the Zelda games between ocarina of time and spirit tracks. Golden sun 1&2 and dark cloud.

Just-Ricardo 🤼 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @just-ricardo.bsky.social · Aug 6

Original Killer Instinct

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Jul 31

Such a beautiful soft hole 😘

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Jul 21

🤤🤤🤤

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Jul 15

Looking great :3 would love a sunny nature walk with you one day lovely 😜 x

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Jul 13

SO GOOD!!!

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Weredog! @were.dog · Jul 11

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Jul 13

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Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Jul 7

I'll help

Dead Cat Matt @archmatt.bsky.social · Jun 28

Happy birthday 🎈 🎈