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Archarzel
@archarzel.bsky.social
Other half of @devierue.bsky.social, Inkpusher for @printinkling.bsky.social

Comics @ https://moonbrain.ink
#potionheroes
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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We're shipping these out daily!

This stylish little bundle of wonder is packed full of adventure and is the perfect size for slipping into a stocking <3
✨MYSTERY BAGS ARE BACK ✨

Treat yourself or someone you love to some artisan geekery!

Choose a pack of 4 or 8 randomly selected, hand-printed cloth #TTRPG maps from our vault

PLUS, you'll get a 20% discount on tees, stickers, and everything else in your cart!

www.printinkling.com/product/Fold...
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Jfc imagine a store that's shot itself more in the foot in the last year.
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Happy Friendsgiving, dear citizens!
That lovely time where we gather to give thanks to The Computer for giving us life and filling it with endless happiness. Happiness is mandatory.

#Paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #games #thanksgiving
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Late night loves, have you seen this?

Great way to check out our maps if you've been curious!
✨MYSTERY BAGS ARE BACK ✨

Treat yourself or someone you love to some artisan geekery!

Choose a pack of 4 or 8 randomly selected, hand-printed cloth #TTRPG maps from our vault

PLUS, you'll get a 20% discount on tees, stickers, and everything else in your cart!

www.printinkling.com/product/Fold...
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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🍄 LIVE AND DRINK 💧

Just about 12 hours left to nominate us for some Steam Awards, all of which we're eligible for due to releasing less than a year ago
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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✨MYSTERY BAGS ARE BACK ✨

Treat yourself or someone you love to some artisan geekery!

Choose a pack of 4 or 8 randomly selected, hand-printed cloth #TTRPG maps from our vault

PLUS, you'll get a 20% discount on tees, stickers, and everything else in your cart!

www.printinkling.com/product/Fold...
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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reposting w/ alt text
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say it
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Pam Grier can poke me with her trident any time she likes
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
From the least liked ST theme, to the clear winner.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh, did I mention the otherwise unreleased Oingo Boingo song & performance?

Yeah.

This motherfucker has it ALL.
Fuck it.

Watching my bootleg copy of the cratered-on-impact Leif Garret vehicle Longshot (1981)

It's your classic boy-meets-girl sports film.

The sport is foosball.

I will not be explaining further.

(You can watch it here👇. No, you're not going to find a better copy)

youtu.be/VBLBZhzcG_A?...
Longshot (a tiro de gol) foosball futbolin
YouTube video by dante rivera cedron
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
To tell you how much this movie bombed, there's a tag for the soundtrack album in the credits (and it IS a BANGER of an 80s soundtrack)

ONLY I CAN'T PROVE IT EXISTS.

I would spend serious money for it on vinyl, and I've been looking for two decades- not even a photo proving it ever got pressed.
Fuck it.

Watching my bootleg copy of the cratered-on-impact Leif Garret vehicle Longshot (1981)

It's your classic boy-meets-girl sports film.

The sport is foosball.

I will not be explaining further.

(You can watch it here👇. No, you're not going to find a better copy)

youtu.be/VBLBZhzcG_A?...
Longshot (a tiro de gol) foosball futbolin
YouTube video by dante rivera cedron
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The problem with being someone who obsesses over impossibly obscure media is that I can never make fan shit for it that anyone would notice or give a fuck about.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I undo the top button of my shirt.
Another.
and another.
Another.

As your eyes make their way down my body
savoring each curve along the way
you see something scrawled on my skin
a little love note just for you

you lean close
and read:

'go leave reviews for your favorite indie makers, hot stuff'
a black and white photo of a woman blowing a kiss through a window .
Alt: a black and white gif of a woman blowing a kiss through a window .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fuck it.

Watching my bootleg copy of the cratered-on-impact Leif Garret vehicle Longshot (1981)

It's your classic boy-meets-girl sports film.

The sport is foosball.

I will not be explaining further.

(You can watch it here👇. No, you're not going to find a better copy)

youtu.be/VBLBZhzcG_A?...
Longshot (a tiro de gol) foosball futbolin
YouTube video by dante rivera cedron
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Every dot gov website is going to become its own little kiwifarms.
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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AW, FROG, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, IT'S THE
BEA
STIE
BOYS
Frog came running up the path. “What is all this noise?” he asked.

“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.

“You are shouting too much,” said Frog. “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I bought a head of iceberg lettuce the other day for $4.

Last year they were $.99

I want to punch someone in the face.
Every time I get groceries I am admittedly amazed. The prices just keep climbing especially on the most random shit.

Like bell peppers. What the fuck man. Those shouldn’t be at the price they are now. What the actual hell?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This has been happening with an alarming frequency and basically everywhere.
There are flyers circulating and even mailers showing up in people’s mailboxes in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District that list the wrong date for the upcoming special election. Voters are being told to vote on the incorrect day.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Enough folks have treated themselves to mystery bags

we may or may not have gone out and treated ourselves to some tasty tasty boba tea

been some rough seas lately in many ways - a little sweet something was needed and appreciated
✨MYSTERY BAGS ARE BACK ✨

Treat yourself or someone you love to some artisan geekery!

Choose a pack of 4 or 8 randomly selected, hand-printed cloth #TTRPG maps from our vault

PLUS, you'll get a 20% discount on tees, stickers, and everything else in your cart!

www.printinkling.com/product/Fold...
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yeah dawg, the prices went up.
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Lean in.

I'd be able to fucking lean in.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM