April Oristano
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April Oristano
@aprilis.bsky.social
Human. Clergy. Death Doula. Still growing. I was terrible at Twitter but I pledge to do better.
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Ahem: UNIONIZE YOUR WORKPLACE
Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.
Elon getting ratioed on his own platform 👌
February 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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a blast from the past from my @yellowfund.bsky.social comms days...
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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roses are red
violets are blue
everything’s awful
but that’s nothing new

roses are red
violets are blue
I am exhausted
I bet you are too

roses are red
violets are blue
welcome back, polio
and whooping cough, too

roses are red
violets are blue
everyone deserves housing
healthcare and food
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to all rebels, queers, immigrants, critical thinkers, Greta Thurnberg, and my husband(technically included above but 100% worth a shoutout).
February 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but

“DOGE” is pronounced “dodgy.”
February 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Astronaut. Equally important dream: Roller Derby Queen.
July 8, 2023 at 5:05 AM
I already tried and failed at reposting. I feel eternally uncool. 😆
July 7, 2023 at 3:28 AM