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April de La Fontaine

@aprildelafontaine.bsky.social

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🎀 28 • blonde • adf & always dtf 💄 naarm/melb based baddie 💖 naughty • nice • extra spice 💋 pro gf • mattress actress • courtesan ❤️ SW, women’s rights & anti-DV advocate 👄 only at @boardroommelb.bsky.social

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 3d

🔔THURSDAY SHIFT CANCELLED🔔

but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Friday 17th) from 7pm!

xox

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 15d

🔔SATURDAY SHIFT CANCELLED🔔

but I’ll be back at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) from 6pm!

I had some dry needling and cupping done on my shoulders and legs to help with an old injury… and now am a bit swollen and sore!

back tomorrow though xo

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 16d

Out of office on, speakers set to loud 🎶 Apologies to my neighbours, but it’s #TaylorSwift day

And from one showgirl to another, bravo. Can confirm her 12th studio album brings the goods 🙌 #thelifeofashowgirl

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 17d

doors (and legs) open from 8pm tonight (Thursday) at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 🔥 make sure you pre-book to avoid disappointment 💋 just don’t keep me waiting… #nsfw #Playtime #spicynights

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SΞX WOЯK CΞO @sexworkceo.bsky.social · Sep 16

Sex work is care work.
Sex work is emotional labor.
Sex work is work.

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Darcy @darcyboardroom.bsky.social · 19d

From behind, please 🙏🏻
@boardroommelb.bsky.social Friday from 2pm 🔒

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 19d

FYI - I will be out of office Friday, October 3rd due to Taylor Swift related, new-album-release day reasons. Thank you for your patience during this exciting, dancey time.

#thelifeofashowgirl

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 24d

Taylor Swift stuns for ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’

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The Sex Work Historian ☂️ @sexworkhistorian.bsky.social · 19d

(1/3) Some final #BacktoSchool reads for folks. I've compiled a very not-so-comprehensive list of sex, sex work, and sex worker-specific books people should take the time to read:

- Revolting Prostitutes, by Juno Mac and Molly Smith
- Playing the Whore, by Melissa Gira Grant

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 19d

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 19d

📣 U P C O M I N G 📣

this week’s shifts at @boardroommelb.bsky.social

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 22d

After hayfever getting in my way this week - I’m on right now and also over the weekend x

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · 29d

I’ve had a few people ask what sort of services I offer, so I whipped this bad boy up to make things crystal clear ✨ Bookings via @boardroommelb.bsky.social 💋 let me know if you have any extras to add on, or any kinks, fantasies, or dreams that I can help make come true! #nsfw #dirtydownunder

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 18

Getting ready for a night out on the town 💃 back on at @boardroommelb.bsky.social tomorrow night though… But for now, let’s dance ✨✨

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 17

I walk in like I already own the room. Do I own you too? #nsfw #NoInnocence

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

Caption this... Funniest reply gets noticed. 😉 😈 #nsfw #captionthis

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

One episode freaked me out so much that I had to take breaks

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

HOW GOOD IS IT

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

DMs are now officially open! So slide on in… If you think you can handle the heat 🔥

A special thank you to @blck-mmba-9.bsky.social who kindly let me know that they were set to closed ❌Talk about embarrassing 😳 I’m still learning the ropes on here so pls be gentle with me #fail #nsfw

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

Don’t let anyone ever ruin your day. Ruin it yourself. So that’s what I plan to do and YOU CANT STOP ME

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

God if arnie isn’t in it then that whole joke is rendered pointless. Come on @schwarzenegger.bsky.social , do another rep for me 💪

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

Seriously, same. Seven times though… surely the ole terminator body kit would’ve started rusting by that point… but it is nice to hear that he’ll be back.

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

I’ve just opened my DMs, so slide on in! Apols, still getting the hang of Bluesky so I had no idea my messages were disabled

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

Tuesday’s looking a little too wholesome… good thing I start stirring trouble at 6pm at @boardroommelb.bsky.social 😉 #AfterDark #CheekyVibes”

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April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 16

SEVEN!? I WAS NOT EVEN AWARE OF THE LAST THREE EXISTING

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Sep 15

James Cameron says he's struggling to write 'Terminator 7'

"I've been unable to get [very far] on that ... I don't know what to say that won't be overtaken by real events ... we are living in a science fiction age right now"

(via CNN)

April de La Fontaine @aprildelafontaine.bsky.social · Sep 15

Good morning… still in bed, want to join? 👀 #SpicyNights #DirtyDays #nsfw

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