Apollo the Ott
@apollovidra.bsky.social
Furry, performer, sex positive dweeb -
37, they/them, likely NSFW
37, they/them, likely NSFW
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December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Fun Festive Fact-
So there’s a Chrimbus carol titled “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence,” which could also be reworded as “Shut Up, Meatbags,” and I just think that’s so beautiful.
So there’s a Chrimbus carol titled “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence,” which could also be reworded as “Shut Up, Meatbags,” and I just think that’s so beautiful.
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Fun Festive Fact-
So there’s a Chrimbus carol titled “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence,” which could also be reworded as “Shut Up, Meatbags,” and I just think that’s so beautiful.
So there’s a Chrimbus carol titled “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence,” which could also be reworded as “Shut Up, Meatbags,” and I just think that’s so beautiful.
Maybe the real dick suckin were the dicks we sucked along the way
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Maybe the real dick suckin were the dicks we sucked along the way
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It's officially that time of year.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's officially that time of year.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
Here he is- the little cheese thief who stole some cheese and had cheese whiskers
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Here he is- the little cheese thief who stole some cheese and had cheese whiskers
I just realized that I slow blink at customers as if they’re cats who I need to be sure don’t get spooked.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just realized that I slow blink at customers as if they’re cats who I need to be sure don’t get spooked.
Haunted House idea where it’s just furries saying “it’s not gonna suck itself” and drawing abs over bellies and calling chiseled gods “dadbod” and “poodling ruins the magic” etc etc
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Haunted House idea where it’s just furries saying “it’s not gonna suck itself” and drawing abs over bellies and calling chiseled gods “dadbod” and “poodling ruins the magic” etc etc
Still sadly thinking about one time when someone said “I can’t be transphobic or biphobic…like I’d be nonbinary, but I’m gay so I have to be able to find myself attractive so I’m stuck staying a man.”
Like…baffling for sure but oof. I hope that person found some healing.
Like…baffling for sure but oof. I hope that person found some healing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Still sadly thinking about one time when someone said “I can’t be transphobic or biphobic…like I’d be nonbinary, but I’m gay so I have to be able to find myself attractive so I’m stuck staying a man.”
Like…baffling for sure but oof. I hope that person found some healing.
Like…baffling for sure but oof. I hope that person found some healing.
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New and very accurate sticker by @iceheroart.bsky.social
May 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
New and very accurate sticker by @iceheroart.bsky.social
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Hi I’m me and it’s a problem or whatever Taylor said
April 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hi I’m me and it’s a problem or whatever Taylor said
Brace yourselves- the “stuffing” gay sex jokes are about to begin
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Brace yourselves- the “stuffing” gay sex jokes are about to begin
Hearing cishet people say things like “god being attracted to men/being straight is such a curse,” I’m just like “skill issue” cuz I love my partners not solely for their body parts (but also love those parts of them) mostly because I love myself and am capable of giving myself MINDBLOWING orgasms.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hearing cishet people say things like “god being attracted to men/being straight is such a curse,” I’m just like “skill issue” cuz I love my partners not solely for their body parts (but also love those parts of them) mostly because I love myself and am capable of giving myself MINDBLOWING orgasms.
Doing anything on PayPal-
“Hello DEADNAME, we know you updated you name here, DEADNAME, but would you like to still see DEADNAME everywhere including places it makes no sense to keep any identifying personal info?? Hehe DEADNAME.”
“Hello DEADNAME, we know you updated you name here, DEADNAME, but would you like to still see DEADNAME everywhere including places it makes no sense to keep any identifying personal info?? Hehe DEADNAME.”
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Doing anything on PayPal-
“Hello DEADNAME, we know you updated you name here, DEADNAME, but would you like to still see DEADNAME everywhere including places it makes no sense to keep any identifying personal info?? Hehe DEADNAME.”
“Hello DEADNAME, we know you updated you name here, DEADNAME, but would you like to still see DEADNAME everywhere including places it makes no sense to keep any identifying personal info?? Hehe DEADNAME.”
I’m bi curious in that I’m attracted to multiple genders and also want to know more about interesting topics I currently don’t know much about.
Like in a bisexual way.
Like in a bisexual way.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m bi curious in that I’m attracted to multiple genders and also want to know more about interesting topics I currently don’t know much about.
Like in a bisexual way.
Like in a bisexual way.
See the thing about my gebder is that sometimes I’m one of those lanky triangle face cats that honks and sometimes I’m a big ol Maine Coon motherfucker who reaches the floor when you pick up the front half and both times I’m just baby.
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
See the thing about my gebder is that sometimes I’m one of those lanky triangle face cats that honks and sometimes I’m a big ol Maine Coon motherfucker who reaches the floor when you pick up the front half and both times I’m just baby.
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What sound does [_] make?
Oh, the usual.
Oh, the usual.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What sound does [_] make?
Oh, the usual.
Oh, the usual.
I just finished playing all 4 “mainline” sera game gear Sonic games, and here’s my ranking-
Sonic Chaos- Short and sweet but good!
Sonic Triple Trouble- most interesting but TERRIBKE final boss
Sonic 1 (8-bit)- overall solid ooener, if uninspired due to repeats
Sonic 2 (8-bit)- FUCK tube mazes.
Sonic Chaos- Short and sweet but good!
Sonic Triple Trouble- most interesting but TERRIBKE final boss
Sonic 1 (8-bit)- overall solid ooener, if uninspired due to repeats
Sonic 2 (8-bit)- FUCK tube mazes.
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I just finished playing all 4 “mainline” sera game gear Sonic games, and here’s my ranking-
Sonic Chaos- Short and sweet but good!
Sonic Triple Trouble- most interesting but TERRIBKE final boss
Sonic 1 (8-bit)- overall solid ooener, if uninspired due to repeats
Sonic 2 (8-bit)- FUCK tube mazes.
Sonic Chaos- Short and sweet but good!
Sonic Triple Trouble- most interesting but TERRIBKE final boss
Sonic 1 (8-bit)- overall solid ooener, if uninspired due to repeats
Sonic 2 (8-bit)- FUCK tube mazes.
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![a skulldog with hooves named [_] (pronounced "[_]"), sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding a sketchbook and drawing in it. Above him is the word GAY and an arrow pointing toward him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f5aol2wvttwpoynbdgybfxzs/bafkreicb4lxkvnndykyalmtkeslt737mfrcdyw2otgmfehgwnuejzpjeku@jpeg)
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I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers:
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers:
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers:
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers:
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
J.S. Bachshots
Franz Lisp
Dmitri Shostakobitch
LudWig von GayHoven
Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart
John Caged
Feel free to add your own
My spouse and I look great though @fossejack.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My spouse and I look great though @fossejack.bsky.social
Good: The Supeene Court will not be hearing an appeal regarding overturning the validity of my marriage.
Bad: Republicans in congress are dedicated to removing healthcare for millions.
Just another day in dystopian America.
Bad: Republicans in congress are dedicated to removing healthcare for millions.
Just another day in dystopian America.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Good: The Supeene Court will not be hearing an appeal regarding overturning the validity of my marriage.
Bad: Republicans in congress are dedicated to removing healthcare for millions.
Just another day in dystopian America.
Bad: Republicans in congress are dedicated to removing healthcare for millions.
Just another day in dystopian America.
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Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social of their character Tryq as a lidl babey, getting up to no good on a trail cam :D
November 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social of their character Tryq as a lidl babey, getting up to no good on a trail cam :D
Me, staring at five kinds of olive oil at Trader Joe’s and texting my loving and patient spouse: “oh no I’m the useless husband trope”
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Me, staring at five kinds of olive oil at Trader Joe’s and texting my loving and patient spouse: “oh no I’m the useless husband trope”