The Reverend Colonel
@aphilosophyof.bsky.social
Minister of Metaphysics curating a #philosophy of culture via Tropical Absurdism | Ordained Colonel | #Resist | #Vermont #VT | he/him
Pinned
“I CAN believe it’s butter and I think you are lying when you say you can’t.”
This is a coup!
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is a coup!
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December 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Attn: @welch.senate.gov @balint.house.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov
Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Does anyone know of a cross between Blueberry Muffin & Wedding Cake? 🌱
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Does anyone know of a cross between Blueberry Muffin & Wedding Cake? 🌱
Round 2 of this back-and-forth hell.
I love Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 on #GameCube and have been playing for many, many years. But I absolutely will not forgive the game designers for Tiger’s Dream 18. Changing the disc multiple times in the same round, back and forth, back and forth… 😑
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Round 2 of this back-and-forth hell.
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House Democrats have just announced articles of impeachment against Trump's Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth. The war crimes scandal isn't slowing down, it's accelerating straight into impeachment territory!
Hit the ❤️ if Pete Hegseth must be impeached!
Hit the ❤️ if Pete Hegseth must be impeached!
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
House Democrats have just announced articles of impeachment against Trump's Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth. The war crimes scandal isn't slowing down, it's accelerating straight into impeachment territory!
Hit the ❤️ if Pete Hegseth must be impeached!
Hit the ❤️ if Pete Hegseth must be impeached!
The swamp has not been drained…
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The swamp has not been drained…
AGO is back bb!
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December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
AGO is back bb!
I just wanna eat good cheese and hang with friends. Is that so much to ask? Why do we have to feed billionaires’ greed instead???
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I just wanna eat good cheese and hang with friends. Is that so much to ask? Why do we have to feed billionaires’ greed instead???
Reposted by The Reverend Colonel
Every real economist in America warned at the time he was imposing tariffs that it would affect each of these things, and deportations have affected the ability of farmers to access labor. This is all happening because of one man.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Every real economist in America warned at the time he was imposing tariffs that it would affect each of these things, and deportations have affected the ability of farmers to access labor. This is all happening because of one man.
I just called @schumer.senate.gov and told him (again) that he needs to step down as Minority Leader immediately. And you should call too. 202-224-6542, option 3, then any key to leave a message.
It’s time to *chuck* Schumer and his corporate interests! 👊🏻
It’s time to *chuck* Schumer and his corporate interests! 👊🏻
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I just called @schumer.senate.gov and told him (again) that he needs to step down as Minority Leader immediately. And you should call too. 202-224-6542, option 3, then any key to leave a message.
It’s time to *chuck* Schumer and his corporate interests! 👊🏻
It’s time to *chuck* Schumer and his corporate interests! 👊🏻
I’m there. 🍤 🌮 🏅
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m there. 🍤 🌮 🏅
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6 South Street, South Hero, VT
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3pm-5pm
#SouthHeroVT #NorthHeroVT #ColchesterVT #MiltonVT #VT #Vermont #BTV
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Come hang out with me this Friday at @lakeeffectvt.com! We’ll be celebrating Lake Effect’s 2nd Anniversary and the @sunsetlakecannabis.com 2025 harvest with a weekend of fun!
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I love Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 on #GameCube and have been playing for many, many years. But I absolutely will not forgive the game designers for Tiger’s Dream 18. Changing the disc multiple times in the same round, back and forth, back and forth… 😑
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I love Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004 on #GameCube and have been playing for many, many years. But I absolutely will not forgive the game designers for Tiger’s Dream 18. Changing the disc multiple times in the same round, back and forth, back and forth… 😑
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December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
vintage* southern sayings pt. 2
“the wheat plants knows nothing about making rye bread.” (you’re out of your league)
“the wheat plants knows nothing about making rye bread.” (you’re out of your league)
vintage* southern sayings pt. 1)
“you can’t leave lice to the living unless you account for it in your last will.”
*fake
“you can’t leave lice to the living unless you account for it in your last will.”
*fake
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
vintage* southern sayings pt. 2
“the wheat plants knows nothing about making rye bread.” (you’re out of your league)
“the wheat plants knows nothing about making rye bread.” (you’re out of your league)
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December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Toxic by Britney Spears is a banger.
There, I said it.
There, I said it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Toxic by Britney Spears is a banger.
There, I said it.
There, I said it.
FIFA is corrupt. ⚽️
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
FIFA is corrupt. ⚽️
This shouldn’t be controversial…
Release the Epstein files.
Lock up war criminals.
Lock up war criminals.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This shouldn’t be controversial…
Reposted by The Reverend Colonel
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
If your church isn’t doing this, you might have to question which side of history they’re on.
This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If your church isn’t doing this, you might have to question which side of history they’re on.
Reposted by The Reverend Colonel
The Golden Age.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Golden Age.