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"what If I were to tell you that what actually happened yesterday was that the sanctions that could really damage the Russian economy were put off for at least the next four weeks and even then no commitment was made to implement them...." #Russia #sanctions
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The New US Sanctions Move Actually Protects Russia For Now
Think Four Weeks, Not Two
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It looks even worse by video 😢
Thank Christmas *Epoch Times* is on the case 😂
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I dont think this story is getting enough attention. China has put rigid controls on the supply of rare earth metals to the USA, but after a little tantrum, Trump has been left pretending its no big deal. He has already weakened the US so much, he has few options. finance.yahoo.com/news/china-f...
China Flexes Superpower Status Using Rare Earths in Global Supply Chain Grab
The rules announced last week require overseas companies to obtain Chinese government approval before exporting products containing even trace amounts of certain rare earths that originated in China. ...
finance.yahoo.com
Yes
Evergreen problem of the left coalition.

Dems should adopt new identity as an ecumenical party, get rid of all but most basic planks, and actively spurn sectarian monomania.

Reorganize as a simple pipeline for any anti-fascist hopefuls. No cultural purity tests; push for primary/caucus reform. 🤷
a man in a suit and tie says if you can dream it you can do it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says if you can dream it you can do it .
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#Trump Shows Them The Money, Makes #InsiderTrading Normal Again
BREAKING: Look at this.

A new crypto wallet was created Friday.

It literally started shorting the market, with Bitcoin & Etherum shorts, JUST BEFORE Trump posted about tariffs.

It last short was placed at 4:49 PM EST.

Trump posted at 4:50PM EST.

It made nearly $200 million in profits.

Unusual.
Professor Phillips O’Brien (@phillipspobrien.bsky.social) has been saying it for ages:
Trump really, really, really wants to be Putin’s girlfriend. 👨‍❤️‍👨
“Tomahawks for Ukraine” was always a sucker’s bet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCtf...
#USPolitics #Ukraine #Satire
A Break for Ukraine || Peter Zeihan
YouTube video by Zeihan on Geopolitics
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Haha, right? It’s the soft power era of hard-headed men. 😏