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Greetings! I'm Ape of the Hour: Youtuber, Streamer, and Podcaster. He/Him I 31 I EN/DE I Human-Ape Hybrid PFP by @applefries.bsky.social Banner by @edtdragon.bsky.social My socials: apeofthehour.carrd.co

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · Oct 19

Hi! I'm Ape of the Hour: I'm a Youtuber, Podcaster, Streamer, and Gorilla!
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Youtube: youtube.com/c/ApeOfTheHour

Podcast: open.spotify.com/show/6PQKLZb...

Twitch: twitch.tv/apeofthehour

Art Tag - #ArtOfTheHour

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6h

Me, praying the Lord's prayer: Give us this day our crazy bread...

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 8h

Sorry y'all. Gonna postpone the stream tonight to Saturday. Feelin' too tired and out of it to stream tonight.

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all watched Perfect Blue. Now get ready for...

A weird smiling Mima Kiragoe lays in some yellow toys and plants with the text "Flawed Yellow" above her.

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 1d

Well done, Arly! Proud of you!

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 1d

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ALT: a close up of a person holding a red apple

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 2d

Very cute!

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 2d

🦍 SCHEDULE TIME 🦍

📸Wednesday, 10/15 - Heartworm

🐇Thursday, 10/16 - Bye Sweet Carole

🧟Friday, 10/17 - Resident Evil 2 (Classic)

www.twitch.tv/apeofthehour

My schedule for the week of 10/13 - 10/19

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 3d

I'm chatting over on Peej's channel! Come hang out!!!

PsychoGhoul👻 @psychoghoul.bsky.social · 3d

🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻🦇👻
HALLOWSTREAMS DAY 1
Live Now! Talkin bout Halloween and then playing a dating game! WITH SLASHERS!🔪 with @apeofthehour.bsky.social @vbsaune.bsky.social @boomar10.bsky.social @madzzzys.bsky.social !!!
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🔗 twitch.tv/psych0gh0ul #vtuber #halloween

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 5d

LIVE NOW

twitch.tv/apeofthehour

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 5d

TONIGHT

At 5 PM CST

Heartworm/Exit 8

My Twitch

Ape of the Horror looks at Sam from Heartworm while standing in the Exit 8 hallway, they respective titles of each game on both.

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 5d

TONIGHT

At 5 PM CST

Heartworm/Exit 8

My Twitch

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

I feel the same pain. I have so many tales that I just need to get outta my head.

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

I was the same way when I took SSRIs when I was young. It made me feel really dull for a long time. But eventually I feel into a rhythm.

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

I wrote a 8-page essay in German analyzing propaganda films the night before it was due running off of only cheap pizzas, popcorn, and pineapple juice and never touched Google Translate once. I got an A.

KI kann mich am Arsch lecken.

Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 6d

I wrote the remaining 20 pages of a 30 page paper on historically comparative drought values the night before it was due AND last minute studied for the 3 finals I had over the course of the next 2 days of which I stayed awake for on a jug filled with NOS energy drinks and coffee grounds.

Fuck AI.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 7d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

I just realized that the Roaring Knight song works with anything that's ate syllables.

Just like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

It's true. Why read A Court of Thorns and Roses when you could read the critically-acclaimed works of Dav Pilkey?

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

And before you ask, "Is Ape of the Hour anti-smut?"

I'm not. I just don't like the subterfuge of these recommendations.

There's a problem when you ask for capital L literature, and people recommend you 500 pages of suckin' and fuckin'.

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

You'll ask for a romance novel, they'll recommend you thinly veiled smut.

You'll ask for a horror book, they'll recommend the most misogynistic, homophobic, gorey shit possible.

You ask for a graphic novel, they'll recommend you a book made with 99% GenAI slop.

Just talk to a librarian.

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

Folks, if I might share an old man take:

Booktok is not good at book recommendations.

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

I like that a bunch of my friends turned in early last night after our Peak stream.

None of them survived the assblasts of agony.

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 6d

It is quite the refreshing experience!

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 7d

I'm glad I could make your Wade Whipple dreams come true!

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 8d

I still firmly believe that the Hamsterdance should become the US national anthem.

Internet Archive @archive.org · 8d

🐹 Before viral videos on TikTok or YouTube, there was Hampsterdance.

Full of dancing hamster GIFs & a sped-up tune, it became one of the internet’s first viral hits.

You can still dance to it on the #WaybackMachine ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19991222...

#Wayback1T

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 9d

Correction: Saturday, 10/11 - Resident Evil 2 Classic

Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 9d

🦍SCHEDULE TIME🦍

⛰Tuesday/Wednesday. 10/7 - 10/8 - Peak with Shay and others!

📸Thursday, 10/9 - Heartworm

🚶‍♂️Friday, 10/10 - Exit 8

🧟‍♂️Saturday, Resident Evil 2 Classic

My Twitch

My streaming schedule for the week of 10/6 - 10/12

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Ape of the Hour 🦍 @apeofthehour.bsky.social · 9d

As a kid, I just listened to those for hours. It drove my parents nuts.

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