elle mundy
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[follow requests welcome, but please have a bio & posts] move slow & fix things music • photography • poetry • code 🎸 since 1998 👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.world/@exchgr, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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life is a series of queues
current iOS designers would do well to read the original iOS HIG
me: hi yes control center please

iPadOS: ah yes, i see here you would like to simultaneously drag a window and reveal the menu bar. happy to oblige! 😊
me: hi yes i would like to open a new safari tab from the app icon’s context menu in the dock

iOS: ah yes, i see here you would like to simultaneously remove safari from the dock, quit your current app, and get stuck in a submenu. happy to oblige! 😊
god i love how every near-edge swipe and gesture has like five different ways it can be interpreted, and it’s seemingly random which one will happen
[baby voice] move fasting breakings. move fasting breakings!! hehe [smashes toys]
both of these can make you see things. one is a lot cheaper though
vision pro sleep mask
BREAKING: apple realizes the vision pro is heavy
@Viss this call is being recorded for quality assurance purposes
@Viss where did you find this documentary of me
man we’re not even a year in yet
[ominous valve crank squeaking]
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it’s always in there but i tolerate it because it lets me see my food
electrolytes? oh you mean that weird bright thingy that lives in my fridge?
god even just mentioning this stuff makes me sound and feel insane
i feel like only the antichrist goes around making accusations about who’s the antichrist

—guy who’s definitely not the antichrist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuk4bJSopFk