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Anton_The_Storyteller

@antonkromoff.com

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Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 2h

My dude... I googled Dumpzilla and got a bunch of random things... and now all I can picture in my head is a Kiju with an upset tummy.

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 7h

This looks rad

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Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 8h

It's been almost daily for the last month or so.

I get one that just says "Goodbye" in a weird robot voice. Verizon offered to sell me a service to prevent spam calls, but after two weeks, the calls increased, so I canceled the service.

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Matt Garbutt @artmonkeymg.bsky.social · 9h

We’re fully funded! Thanks everyone who had supported the project so far!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/thr...

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Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 14h

If you eat bigoted, wet chicken, I judge you.

I don't care if it's your favorite, I don't care if you love it.

I love small plastic toys and chicken nuggets, but I've not eaten at The Arches in years because on some level, regardless of how little my money "matters," at least I know I tried.

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 1d

🤣 My phone updated and now it does a thing where it buzzes like a pissed off bumblebee when it thinks I need to go to sleep. It also makes me jump through extra steps to get notifications when I’m doom scrolling on the middle of the night.

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Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 1d

Session One is this weekend, and I'm stoked for each of the players to discover their characters tailored to their playstyles and personalities.

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 1d

I've been working on a three-session holiday-themed game for over a year. It has custom abilities, monsters, spells, characters, and original art for each of the player characters.

Each of the three sessions will have themed food and cocktails.

I'm a solid Storyteller, but I think I miss playing.

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Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 2d

HOUSE is Hospital Yaoi

a man in a suit and tie stands next to a man in a white coat

Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands next to a man in a white coat - Dr House and Dr Wilson his partner and possible lover

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Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 2d

My wife asked me to put on something good then added…

“But not a YouTube video. I don’t care about the history of Labubu Gillyman and the Warhammer Marines.”

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

a close up of a man 's face with a laurel wreath around his head

Alt: a close up of a man 's face with a laurel wreath around his head - it’s Roboute Guilliman from Warhammer 40k

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Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 2d

Fingers crossed for you. This whole situation sounds hardcore anxiety inducing to say the least

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 2d

That's a beautiful sentiment

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 3d

The PA Ren Faire was so much fun! We will for sure go back.

Two hands holding blue cups that say PA Reb Faire

A beautiful wooden building, inside is a stained glass window covered in ivy, the walls are lines with books

Beautiful woman in a white top with a hand made corset and a goofy looking dude in a hand made vest and jesters cap

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 4d

Hotel TV Thoughts:

Crocodiles are kinda amazing. You have millions of years to evolve and learn to chew your food and you’re like “nahhhh… I’m going to slam dunk this wildebeest to death!” 🐊

Nature is wild!

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 5d

What was supposed to be so special about a full moon? It was only a big circle of light. And the dark of the moon was only darkness. But halfway between the two when the moon was between the worlds of light and dark, when even the moon lived on the edge...maybe then a witch could believe in the moon

The moon drifting behind low hanging clouds

Anton_The_Storyteller @antonkromoff.com · 5d

#OddTober - Torchère of Echos

This is one of my favorite items I created for OddTober. The stats for this item not only have its magical effects, but also the stats for Kant, the entity that inhabits it.

@artmonkeymg.bsky.social and I will be bringing these rad little oddities all month long!