The Soggy Boggy Witch 🪻🌱🧹 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸♿🏳️‍⚧️
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Super disabled, but doing my best bog witch impersonation. Queer. I am on Native Ute land. I am here to help individuals and communities to care, feed, protect, and aid one another. #GrowFood 🌱
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🌱 ♿ 🪄Why, you ask, the Soggy Boggy Witch? Well, I've a desperate desire to be a village bog witch; hard to do in Utah. Soggy boggy sounds like the witch isn't doing the greatest job at being the bog witch - and that is me to a T! Follow me also @ YT channel Political Drain!
#Gardensky #Garden #Magic
A photo of a fluffy white Silkie chicken out in my front garden main bed just hanging out between the bean growing wire fence and the strawberry patch. Her name is Karen and she is the manager around here. She is a 5-year-old sassy lady and my favorite chicken. A photo of me looking at new rosebuds in the row of rose bushes. The bed extends out and we recently planted it so it mostly looks like dirt because we haven't done wood chips yet. One purple-booted foot is standing in the dirt and one foot is standing on the river rocks that surround the main bed. I am wearing a dress with a long sheer black skirt overlaying a short opaque black skirt, and purple bodice with purple straps and off the shoulder black sheer sleeves. A black sports bra is under the bodice. My hair is pulled up in a fancy roll with curls coming out at the top. My hand is on a white rose. A close up of my hand holding a delicate white rose bud with a sheer pink to it that had never been there on any of these roses before. A picture of me wearing a black hood over a heather gray dress with a tree of life on it in rainbow colors that is reflected underneath like it's a lake. I am squatted next to a garden sign that is a toad wearing a witch's hat and it says read banned books and gain forbidden knowledge. My yellow house is behind us with a very blue sky.
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I am a really really good cook, if I may brag about one thing about myself. But for some reason, battering or breading food and frying it has always eluded me. I have never gotten it to work no matter how many methods and tips I have tried. 😂
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Bob&Gina are getting peanuts with me right here!!! Bees have been landing on me when I get near their busy food pantry! The sparrows will sit in the roses while I am rose-sniffing!
At this juncture I must conclude I am indeed a true green witch. I feed em, they accept me. #Birds 🪶 #Birding #Witch
A scrub jay can be seen through the flowers of Russian sage with my shadow just a foot away. I was sitting on the other side of the concrete blocks that you can see in the bottom left corner. Seriously very close to each other and after I stopped taking pictures, she darted in to take the peanut that is sitting in the shadow of my head. Her companion up in the bird feeder just above my head and maybe three feet away?

A photo with my foot on the concrete blocks so you can see just how close I was to the two of them. They are still flying over here to get peanuts. I'm just enjoying the moment while I weed.
One more look at my dear friend Gina as she perches up on the wired fence bordering the front garden bed.
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*BEES Bees have been landing on me OMG somebody get me a script for Vivance, PLEASE.
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I started Hungarian yellow and California red chili peppers THREE TIMES before any starts made it to transplant. And now, in October, after coaxing, fertilizing, weeding, and covering w/frost blankets the last two weeks, I HAVE PEPPERS. #Garden 🌱 #gardensky #GrowFood
Two small green budding chilies and a couple of soon-to-be baby chilies on a yellow Hungarian hot pepper plant. A close up of two teeny little pepper nubs coming out from the hip where the flower blossom used to be.
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Mine are refusing to turn red at this point, but my family has already eaten half of the canned green tomato salsa, so I guess green tomatoes are just fine! 🤣😂
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Yes! Apples, blackberries, strawberries, and grapes. But unfortunately, we didn't really get apples this year. Not sure what happened. But we have about 2 gallons of grape jelly and about as much mixed berry, blackberry, and nectarine-blackberry jam!
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If it wasn't for the garden and getting big boxes from the farm co-op every other month, we'd be in serious trouble.
Grateful for my husband indulging me in what was initially just a spurt of passion and is now a full-fledged food garden!
Basket is from a couple weeks ago but oh well! #Garden 🌱
A harvest basket from two or three weeks ago with carrots, radishes, burgundy beans, and lots of red tomatoes. Actually looking at it, it's only like a week and a half old cuz we just made the pickles with the radishes!
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Our crop of purple potatoes this summer didn't do that well. But we did get SOME, and tonight we'll be eating them in a lovely beef stew. #Garden #gardensky #Homestead #Cooking
Five peeled potatoes on a cutting board are deep purple. More unpeeled potatoes sit in a strainer on the cutting board as well. A bowl of diced celery and onions is behind the cutting board.
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Tomorrow is Monday, and that's never good. So take a moment to:
💦 Hydrate
🧴 Moisturize
🥞 Eat something - food is food
😂 Laugh at something, like these sillies and cuties
#Breathe #Relax #Laugh #Birds #Chickens #Cats #Bees
My adorable gray cat in the box that I had just barely moved. I knew the second he heard the sound of a box, he would be on his way to get in it! A close up of a b getting pollen off of mustard seed flowers. They are still out there in droves on the one mustard seed plant I left in and the squash blossoms today! My silly fluffy white chicken, Karen, in the front bed where the squash plants are next to a couple of decorative tombstones and under the bird feeder, which has some fat sparrows in it. Two more sparrows sit on the little fence above her and three more are in front of her getting seeds out of the rocks.
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I didn't have enough for this last batch of pickling, so he's pretty smart, honestly!
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Thank you. He was so cute. He sounded like one of those rubber chicken toys as he learned how and when to crow. He also fiercely protected his sister. I've been giving her extra love and treats today.
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Well, we lost one to a dog and one to debris flying around during a storm. The other two are mysteries, though. If it happens again before spring, we'll save the body for a necropsy.
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Left: Me, 2010
Right: Me, now

I do miss my perfect skin. I don't miss my gappy smile with a tooth missing thanks to it never developing.

I still have the same part. 😀😂

#AgingGracefully
A photo of me at a summer fair in 2010 holding my niece. My skin is absolutely flawless which is weird because I didn't really take care of it at all back then. My grin is very Gap to and you can't see it but there's actually a tooth missing. Otherwise, my eyes look absolutely gorgeous and my hair isn't bad. I was 31 but I am telling you right now that if somebody saw this picture now they would probably guess 22/23 maybe 25 at most. Me now with wild witchy hair and well-earned wrinkles around the eyes with bags under them because life is hard. But I still don't think most people would guess my correct age.
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I'd have been peeing myself. LMAO. I've only seen them in the bounds of Yellowstone and at zoos and rescues. Really happy for you.
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Thank you. We are freaking out. This is 4 losses this year and we only know what happened with 2 of them.
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I'm glad it's not just me. I don't mean of course that I'm glad your hens died, but I am glad that it isn't just something we are doing wrong suddenly.