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@antidepressant.bsky.social

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I'm so smart and i'm really very smart. he/him

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · May 10

instead of jacking my shit now, I can just hold a vacuum sealer up to the tip and suck the cum out. it's so much more efficient. AI has truly taken everything from me

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 14h

isthis who you mean.. if so then... "I'm In!"

vtuber hime hajime pointing a gun at the viewer. on the right are some stats but they're too small and blurry to make out.

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 14h

I'm like if a fujoshi was a man #feminism #worldsonly#malefujoshi #feminism

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 14h

imagine if DRIL wrote a coffee table book. I'd buy a Coffee Table just to put it on... and then I could finally trick grandma into looking at all my favorite posts

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Ros @skullbuilt.bsky.social · 15h

logging the bible on goodreads. 3.5 stars

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21h

Kid’s gonna be chasing this high the rest of his life. It’ll ruin relationships. Destroy his credit. Probably turn him into an alcoholic. Dudes rock.z

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wint @dril.bsky.social · May 11

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 7

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 15h

my craft

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 10d

Yoda Latino

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 15h

*very wise* an uma musumse, if you shaved her, would appear as nothing more than a simple bilby... know this fact and learn it well, my son

the son: ok dad

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 13d

I went to LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE AND CAME BACK TRANSGENDER BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME I SAW UP CLOSE THE SORT OF HAPPY, GENTLE PERSON I COULD BE IF I STOPPED DENYING MYSELF ALL THE THINGS I TOLD MYSELF I WASN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE, and all I got was this lousy BACHELOR'S DEGREE

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 17d

don't worry, I wasn't 🙂👍

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 17d

[at a cookout with the boys] heh... time to enjoy a little day drinking... [pulls a flask from my inner pocket] i guess it really is 5:00 somewhere [the boys take my flask to have a drink] no wait [tiny rolled up bible pages begin falling out] NO MY SCRIPTURE

Ros @skullbuilt.bsky.social · 17d

[gets shot in the chest] heh... you fool... [pulls a bible from my inner pocket] i guess god really did have my back [the bible starts leaking] NO MY WHISKEY

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 23d

Bent construction paper on which is written in childish handwriting "I am sorry for contributing to goble [stet] warming." There's also a frowny face.

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 23d

do you think king lear had his fool in the room during sex

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level 3 poster olivia @livicottle.net · 24d

we have to stop kira... with the power of democracy. in three years we can all make sure to cast our ballots for someone who will only write tens of thousands of names instead of hundreds of thousands. this... is death vote

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · 28d

my 8 year old nephew asked if I had anything "more stimulating" than shrek 2 so I put on eraserhead for him and now he wants to go as the eraserhead baby for halloween. my sister gets back in an hour. he isn't allowed to watch surrealism. please help

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · Aug 5

God bless the troops and all, but shower sex is actually the fuken worst

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Aug 5

*seeing an AI generated image of a dog covered in blood* come on. that's clearly ketchup

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 27

thank yuo for subcribeing to juck_ebook

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 27

and is the lack of intermittent metal pipe falling sound... diegetic? 10 hours

juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 23

I'm here, I'm queer, and ladies... I'm pansexual

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 22

"Wait, you believe in magic AND Jesus?" I asked.
Mr. Thistlebrush looked wistfully at the sky. "Oh yeah he's real for sure. I met him one beautiful night in Santa Monica."
"Really?" I asked.
"No,"

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · Jun 22

"we've been blessed"

me to self: ok that's the third time, they must be super wealthy

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juck @antidepressant.bsky.social · Jun 22

guy in the leftist commune whose only chore is to keep everyone's duolingo streak going