anthropomo
@anthropomo.bsky.social
He/him.
Inveterate person. Pragmatically left.
My (smutty) fantasy novel is free to read! https://www.inkitt.com/stories/1598393
Inveterate person. Pragmatically left.
My (smutty) fantasy novel is free to read! https://www.inkitt.com/stories/1598393
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anthropomo
@anthropomo.bsky.social
· Nov 15
If you told me in 2003 that in 2024 my kids would be singing Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but had no further interest in the band, I'd ask if you had anything more important to report from the future.
everybody knows it's impossible for a major character in a movie to also be the setting
there aren't any movies set in new york city
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
everybody knows it's impossible for a major character in a movie to also be the setting
The world's powerful idiots are through with being talked out of their worst ideas by so-called experts. Sentence prediction machine to the rescue!
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The world's powerful idiots are through with being talked out of their worst ideas by so-called experts. Sentence prediction machine to the rescue!
these mfers saw dr claw on inspector gadget and thought that shit was aspirational
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
these mfers saw dr claw on inspector gadget and thought that shit was aspirational
This guy: Consequences are for when someone accurately quotes a fascist, not rampant misogyny and apparent involvement in child sex-trafficking.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This guy: Consequences are for when someone accurately quotes a fascist, not rampant misogyny and apparent involvement in child sex-trafficking.
This whole thing, but especially these two lines: "the makers of AI aren’t damned by their failures, they’re damned by their goals. They want to build a genie to grant them wishes, and their wish is that nobody ever has to make art again."
Creating is human. Why would I want to give it up?
Creating is human. Why would I want to give it up?
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
This whole thing, but especially these two lines: "the makers of AI aren’t damned by their failures, they’re damned by their goals. They want to build a genie to grant them wishes, and their wish is that nobody ever has to make art again."
Creating is human. Why would I want to give it up?
Creating is human. Why would I want to give it up?
I just want to thank the people who made me type "trump blowjob" into bluesky search to understand where the jokes were coming from. I guess I need to thank the user base for not promoting any deep fakes into those results.
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I regret to inform you that this is a real exchange in the Epstein emails that Congress released. Did Trump give Bill Clinton a blowjob? Or was it meant as a joke? 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I just want to thank the people who made me type "trump blowjob" into bluesky search to understand where the jokes were coming from. I guess I need to thank the user base for not promoting any deep fakes into those results.
bsky.app/profile/stri...
bsky.app/profile/stri...
Thanksgiving convo starter for people with supercool relatives: what do you like best about the guy, that he would pal around with a notorious pedophile or the high likelihood that he is one himself?
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Thanksgiving convo starter for people with supercool relatives: what do you like best about the guy, that he would pal around with a notorious pedophile or the high likelihood that he is one himself?
I am "I don't really know who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I definitely felt some kind of way (complimentary) when her latest album came up in the banner of my library app" years old.
November 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I am "I don't really know who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I definitely felt some kind of way (complimentary) when her latest album came up in the banner of my library app" years old.
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I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
After years of calling normie Dems commies, the fascists in power couldn't move the needle on support for Lenin if he was running with a D next to his name. D already means commie to their supporters, and everyone else is rolling their eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
After years of calling normie Dems commies, the fascists in power couldn't move the needle on support for Lenin if he was running with a D next to his name. D already means commie to their supporters, and everyone else is rolling their eyes.
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
Is the premise of the Santa Clause that there have been many Santas, and every single one was a murderer?
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Is the premise of the Santa Clause that there have been many Santas, and every single one was a murderer?
They finally did goatse on Bake Off...
![A wreath-shaped pastry roll with two pastry hands reaching inward. Captions:
[whimsical music playing]
'Iain's Stew-Sage Roll' Savoury Plait](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2xtxxvw2lgku6vgapec3q3p3/bafkreiaiudqfrnxeuhbohhpywrfxskavmi5wjsb3kr6jhb6c32jwe7uutm@jpeg)
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
They finally did goatse on Bake Off...
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They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
Funny, I am not reinstating my Disney/Hulu subscription. I think 12 months probation sounds about right. Can they stay just normal megacorp evil that long?
September 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Funny, I am not reinstating my Disney/Hulu subscription. I think 12 months probation sounds about right. Can they stay just normal megacorp evil that long?
Aging hipster dad achievement unlocked: my teen and tween recognized Marquee Moon from my playing the pre-chorus lead line (poorly) for years on ukulele and guitar.
September 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Aging hipster dad achievement unlocked: my teen and tween recognized Marquee Moon from my playing the pre-chorus lead line (poorly) for years on ukulele and guitar.
If they named the other classes like they did gym class, they would all be called classroom class
September 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If they named the other classes like they did gym class, they would all be called classroom class
How do I sign up for a push notification if and only if it happens?
August 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How do I sign up for a push notification if and only if it happens?
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Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
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Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.
August 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.
The Fool: Troubble with two bees buzzes twice.
The Wiseman: No, I think that's pretty much right.
The Wiseman: No, I think that's pretty much right.
August 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Fool: Troubble with two bees buzzes twice.
The Wiseman: No, I think that's pretty much right.
The Wiseman: No, I think that's pretty much right.
Focus on the Oblivion.
James Dobson dying is a staring into the middle distance type of event. You have likely directly suffered bc of him. Few have done more to harm humanity at large in the past few decades. A principal architect of our current nightmare. No redeeming aspect. He was a rat made entirely out of plague.
August 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Focus on the Oblivion.
What about, now hear me out here, a big hole in the ocean? Like a really deep, but also wide one. BIG.
August 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What about, now hear me out here, a big hole in the ocean? Like a really deep, but also wide one. BIG.
The Democrats every time they line up to kick Lucy's football
August 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The Democrats every time they line up to kick Lucy's football
It's wild how the Republican platform has always valued basic fairness in policies as zero, but we somehow expected them to ever act in good faith when it comes to determining who sets policies, or in the process of setting it.
More Republicans than Democrats want congressional districts in their state to be drawn to favor their party.
(Economist / @today.yougov.com)
More, via Opinion Today:
opiniontoday.substack.com/p/250813-top...
(Economist / @today.yougov.com)
More, via Opinion Today:
opiniontoday.substack.com/p/250813-top...
August 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's wild how the Republican platform has always valued basic fairness in policies as zero, but we somehow expected them to ever act in good faith when it comes to determining who sets policies, or in the process of setting it.