Anthony Skatz
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I have all the answers. I don't know the questions.
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Johnston & Murphy just casually making my new forever belt
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Without spoiling it, I know it likely won’t be the true end of the series, but the final gameplay screen is such an apt coda for everything these games aim for that I have a hard time imagining they’ll top it with a “true” series finale.
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All of this said, this is still a series I admire tremendously. There is such trust in the player and dedication to their lore. I’m having a hard time thinking of more games that so unfailingly blend dark humor, Cronenberg & Fincher unease, and SUCH contempt for humanity’s capability to hurt.
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I'd also say some of the hints the game offers were for easier things to discern than I think they realize. At least two things that were hints were things I'd already solved, but there was another aspect within the hint topic that would have been immensely helpful.
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As for the art:

I'm playing on console, so this likely isn't an issue for PC players, but one or two sections that required specific identifications were complicated because I literally couldn't discern one object from another, and the color palette muddled distinguishing characteristics.
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I think toward the end, the word-filling parts got a bit too vague and required a bit more to complete. It was unclear what, exactly, the game wanted me to “solve” at points.
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Having finished this, I’d say this was better than the last DLC but still behind the first two.

Narratively focused far more on the series’ strengths and the lingering dread these games evoke, but some design choices and difficult-to-discern art muddled it a bit.
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I would like to note that the team with the “unstoppable” Tush Push has lost two straight games.
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Sorry, newspapers, I know you need money, but blocking all articles with “please allow ads” prompts and pop-up promotional deals make me less likely to go to your sites!
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What's maybe the worst thing, other than Orion having to live with that for at least a whole year, if not the rest of his life, is that it will mask just how short the top of the Phillies’ order was for pretty much that entire series.
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How can MLB have so much money yet consistently can’t figure out earpieces?
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ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE, I'll always love you.
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I’d rather pay $60/month for Xbox Game Pass than see a nanosecond of Andrade in AEW again.

Guarantee the former, even at that price, would have a better ROI, too. Because you may actually get a smidge of R with the former.
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the "why I deleted your band's promo email" tumblr but for games and I just post "roguelike deckbuilder" every day, over and over again until the end of the universe
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There is such an egregious ** see gif ** part of the Pitchfork 100 Best Rap Albums list that I almost applaud its shamelessness.
a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .
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What the fuck are the Dolphins wearing?
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Rodney Harrison, after ranting about how horrible ties are for the best players in the world, suggested having the kickers make progressively longer field goals until someone misses to decide a winner.

That, sincerely, might be the worst sports idea I've ever heard.
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Also, everybody hates ties until the final two weeks of the season when they realize that a tie gives them a standings advantage for a playoff berth.
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I thought they called it after they ran a running play after that screen?