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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone died in 2020 and this is hell. Fight me.

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 2d

I want more spooky season!!! Read more true spooky stories here>>> open.substack.com/pub/anonymou...

More spooky stories…

Spooky season has gone too fast…

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 2d

Before I get to ahead of myself, I know my religious mother is going to ask me to join her for the thanksgiving/holiday meal at her church. No mom! For my millionth billionth time, I’m an atheist and have no interest in stepping foot anywhere near your culty church!!!

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 2d

Everywhere I went not too long ago, I heard little girls sing “let it go” now it’s that golden song from kpop demon hunters. At least it’s a better song from a better movie! I swear I live in some weird twilight zone. lol

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 4d

Why does my brain do this? me waking up from a bad dream: hey! You remember that super cute guy you asked out in school that you thought was your friend shooting you down when you asked him out!? Does being rejected by every crush you had still hurt!? Yeah! Have fun with your self esteem issues!

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 9d

These are not the catfish you want to catch! More tales of my dating life horror stories! Read more>>> open.substack.com/pub/anonymou...

Catfish....

...and not the kind you want to catch.

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 9d

It’s starting to be lap season according to my cat :) this is fine :) she was snuggling me all morning :)

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 12d

Trick or treating is the best!!! Your parents tell you to not take candy from strangers all year then on one night they toss you into the neighborhood to take candy from strangers all night!! lol

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 13d

Every time I hear the song: “you’re killing it girl” I hear “you’re killin me smalls”. Try to hear it the same again. Lol

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 13d

I will get the duck tape.

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 14d

It’s that time of year where people enjoy going to haunted attractions. I don’t get scared at these things but one scare actor gave me a genuine fright when they were camouflaged in the background where the line was lol I laughed and told him he genuinely scared me lol he laughed too.

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 15d

More tales from my parents never gave a fuck about me saga!Read more!! >> open.substack.com/pub/anonymou...

Ghost of Halloweens past..

…more chapters from the my parents never gave a fuck about me saga

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 21d

If someone has their phone on speaker, as far as I’m concerned, it’s everyone’s phone call! Im a nuisance until they take the hint!

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Ayme @catcoconut.com · 21d

I made some ramen and told my hubs “HOT NOODS IN YOUR AREA” and he looked at me like???? He didn’t get it!

God I’m too chronically online

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 23d

I slept until 5pm today :p

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 23d

More spooky stuff for spooky season!! Read more! >>> open.substack.com/pub/anonymou...

Nightmares....

More stories from my crazy dreams...

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 24d

Even worse: is it a Mormon or JW church!?

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 24d

It’s either this or I shave my head and join a Buddhist convent in Japan….

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 25d

Time he needs anything, to give me his shopping list because I know the location of everything in this house! He’s done this several times!

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 25d

Slice of what it’s like being in a long term relationship/married: my boyfriend bought some ground ginger for his recipe this week. I told him we already have some but I keep it with my tea cabinet because I use it with my tea. He said he couldn’t find it in the spices. I told him the next 👇🏻👇🏻

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 26d

Happy mean girls day to all those who celebrate!

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 26d

Yeah she’s a messy eater. I have a food mat under her bowls and it helps a lot.

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 27d

My cat has terrible taste in men. Whenever I dated anyone that was a real piece of trash, she would cuddle right up with them. Now I’m with someone that’s really nice and she barely tolerates him lol

Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 28d

Technically, they're a dry ingredient and don't really "expire". They lose potency. As long as you keep it properly stored, they should last a long time.

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Anonymously yours @anonyoursblog.bsky.social · 28d

My dreams are scary... Read more!! >> open.substack.com/pub/anonymou...

What are you doing here!? You’re dead!

My dreams are crazy.

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