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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Scary Outfit

Scary Outfit

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 22h

He and his cronies are literally saying that he isn't leaving. He's been saying it since before he was reelected.

He told voters the last election was the last one they'd ever need to vote in cause they were going to fix it.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Even further, Manifest Destiny.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

In case it isn't clear, he's a child rapist who's murdering citizens of other countries at sea and promising to do so by land. He's wholly subverted the Republican controlled government to his will.

The time to evacuate, if you can afford to do so is now, unless you have the will to stay and fight.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

That and the Smithsonian. Pillage and destroy is the name of the game.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

a black and white photo of a man wearing a leather jacket and a white shirt .

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Yes but it's not a little statue or anything like that. Just a Cava bag with $50k in it.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .

ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

This is probably the reason. It's a good cover to keep anyone they don't want off the grounds.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like the beef is the fact that he can declare you a terrorist and have you kidnapped and trafficked to a prison on the other side of the world or just straight up murdered if they decide what you say is antichristian. Small difference.

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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 2d

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, Cuomo. Florida's looking better all the time, eh?

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

As the Prophecy™ foretold!

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

They aren't asking shit. If you don't pay taxes you best bet that the IRS will notify you and then send the police.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 3d

I think it's more likely the escape plan is Gaza, after Israel is done ethnically cleansing it. "Trumps Riviera in the Middle East" and his buddy Bibi, who'll watch his back.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 3d

The British will put it in a museum if you steal it.

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CharM @artemis46.bsky.social · 3d

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 4d

He's so condescending it's like watching him ride down an escalator every time he speaks.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 4d

When I was young we all drank from the data hose. No one never said it was bad!

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 4d

We're going to need a smaller violin.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 5d

Only to a certain set of people. They couldn't give a shit what most of us think, is my guess.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 5d

Fentanyl is on that list like ten fucking times. Everyone there is higher than giraffe horns.

I think we discovered the fentanyl traffickers.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 5d

To be fair, his handling of the COVID pandemic in the USA should have been enough to earn the title of murderer. Many died that ought not have.

But it is different, ordering the deaths of specific people rather than just fumbling a massive response through sheer incompetence.

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