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Ficus/Fern
@anomalousfern.bsky.social
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SCP fan and now writer, amateur voice actor and actually a real pastor. He/him, they/them, anything really.
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · Mar 23
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 12h
ah. okay got it bruh
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 12h
Ok, okay final question, iff one were to get pregnant from computer generated chunky cum, who would they sue for child support?
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 12h
...follow up question...how do they determine donors...?
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 13h
"trans people are a threat to the history of the human species." ok, how many trans people are you trying to fuck? Cause obviously you only care about reproduction .
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 13h
not my god damn coworker saying something so crazy that my only instinctual response is "Ay guey!"
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 13h
YOU DESERVE IT ALL
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 13h
ok thank you thank you. second and more importantly , is the computer generated chunky cum fertile? Can it be used to create LIFE?
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Nox Tenholder |🎙️🏳️‍⚧️ @noxthevox.bsky.social · 16h
For those of us who have suffered in the hellscape that is retail jobs, this new dark comedy audio drama will be very cathartic for you.

Check out @store236pod.bsky.social when it premieres this Friday October 17th on all podcast platforms!

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Store 236: Trailer
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 13h
Okay first, how does cum come chunky?
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 13h
Ela i have questions
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 15h
Oh yeah
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 21h
YOU
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 1d
Standing dramatically in the rain in my suit from work feeling like I’m in an AMV
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 1d
God I love just making characters
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 2d
I desire burritos
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 3d
Lol I guess I don’t talk about my personal life very much here
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 4d
Not that
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 4d
No, drinking and driving is dangerous
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 4d
Lol nobody got this
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 9d
I’m Asgore
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 5d
DND characters I’ve played:

Me but a sociopath
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 5d
It would be so funny if the NFL went “we heard your complaints, so Country is returning for the next Super Bowl!” And it’s Shaboozey with guests Myles Smith and fucking Jelly Roll
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 7d
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 7d
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 8d
open that bad boy up, stuff it with delicious fresh curry, and enjoy.
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Ficus/Fern @anomalousfern.bsky.social · 8d
I want to beat up ICE while Danza Kuduro plays loudly in the background
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