anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
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lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets. the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up. ✨ purpose driven creative + writer 🏀 woman in sports 🎪 serial sidequester 🐶 hooper stan account https://annamelissa.net
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there are so many new people in here. 🥹

i guess i should do an intro. lmao.

i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
getting slandered by like 100k people is comedy
if you want a laugh, a man i dated for 2 years (that ended up hiding a serious gf of 4 years) got posted by popcrave for his birthday & everyone in the mentions slandered him & called him ugly.

deserved. 😂😂😂😂😂
i’ve been so fortunate to be able to find work, but man is it rough out here.
this job market is so brutal, man.

i got forced into entrepreneurship bc it was just too difficult to even get a response.

i have a stacked resume. i’ve worked with some of the greatest athletes to ever play. i don’t know how anyone is gonna get out of this.
just ran into sabrina ionescu & panicked lmfao
honoring christopher columbus today by making use of squatter’s rights
had a nightmare that i ran into my ex & woke up screaming

😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
forced myself to get out of my usual hermit mode & socialize with a weekly group pottery class. pls clap.
hit my 30’s and now my signature scent is tiger balm
i just saw someone put gloves on to deliver something for amazon & then get back in his car, open a bag of pretzels, & stick his hand inside the bag with his gloves.

my brother in christ. 😭😂
i would use it if it was a wheel 😂😂😂
treadmills are just human hamster wheels
also why are you a newborn man asking pulling up from the logo with a 32 year old woman lmaooo
a kid just asked me for my snapchat. my brother in christ i’m 32.
it’s okay, me too hahahahahhaha
“wHy iS mY sKin sO dRy?”

bestie, you drink water once every 4-5 business days. 😭
i've been feeling so inspired lately with pottery. i'm getting overwhelmed with all the things i want to attempt to make.
pls look at my perfectly cooked steak tysm
how do i tell my nervous system that i’m not getting hunted for sport
if you think tylenol is bad for children, wait til you find out about school shootings.
rfk jr is a danger to society. spreading misinformation about autism with a platform like his is so incredibly harmful.
please do not listen to that man. please vaccinate your babies, my god.
if you feel like getting some info that’ll make you feel better about yourself , i 9th wheeled it today