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anna melissa 🍒✨
@annamelissa.bsky.social
lady in the streets, gangsta in deez skeets.
the only ethical consumption under capitalism is me eating you bitches up.

✨ purpose driven creative + writer
🏀 woman in sports
🎪 serial sidequester
🐶 hooper stan account

https://annamelissa.net
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there are so many new people in here. 🥹

i guess i should do an intro. lmao.

i’m anna melissa. i’m a laker fan. la born & raised. i have a soul dog named hooper. i love baking & i’m on a ceramics journey. i work in sports & i’ve been so lucky to write for some of the greatest athletes of all time.
ngl as a first gen american with family members thousands of miles away, the holidays make me very sad. but i’m incredibly grateful that i have loved ones that make me miss them in this way.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
please put some respect on my name
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
meh, i didn’t get the job i wanted ☹️
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by anna melissa 🍒✨
Earlier this week, a new page titled “Vaccines and Autism” appeared on the CDC website. The agency's employees are not happy about it.

“The best way I can put it is it feels like we’re on a hijacked airplane.”
“Embarrassing” and “horrifying”: CDC workers describe the new vaccines and autism page
"The best way I can put it is it feels like we're on a hijacked airplane."
www.motherjones.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
cosplaying off roading in my jeep by driving over all the potholes on la cienega
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a restaurant got rid of my comfort meal, please respect my privacy at this time.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
think of the worst person you know. they call themselves a dOt cOnNeCToR, don’t they?
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
a gen z told me i look like i’m in my 20’s. no one speak to me. i’m about to me insufferable. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i got unbelievably depressed & it scared the shit out of me so now i’m on day 40 of pilates + 4 miles a day bc i need to feel alive again.
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i don’t know why anyone would willingly beef with me considering my big 3 has gemini & scorpio
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
baby’s first set of matching mugs. all identical in size. & they shrank at the same rate!!!! pls clap. now accepting glucose guardians to fund my habit.
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
unfortunately the gym girlies were right. this shit’ll give you the will to live.

😭😭😭
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
miss universe is the superbowl for biracial filipinos
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
thinking about the time when i told a guy that i liked his bob’s burgers costume & it turned out that he was just there bc he was catering & serving tacos & he just had a mustache
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
somebody called ground beef “boy kibble” & i haven’t stopped thinking about it
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i’m coming up on 2 years, just trying to survive the most difficult season of my life.

i think more often than not i hype myself up bc i need to feel like i can hustle my way out of this season. but man does this shit suck so bad.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
it’s almost that time of year again when i get to cry over strangers’ ofrendas
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
with the cutting of SNAP benefits, if you see someone stealing food from
the grocery store, no you didn’t. 🩷
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
prison is just time out for adults
October 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
the masculine urge to show you a youtube video
October 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i’m 23 days into getting back on my 4 miles a day + pilates routine pls clap.
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
any time something happens in the NBA, i run to kevin love’s ig 😂😂😂
October 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
sorry it’s taking me so long to get back to y’all, this is me rn
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
am i being a karen? bc whenever my neighbors fry fish in their apartment, they open their front door to let the smell out & then the entire hallway smells like fried fish for the rest of the day…..
October 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
never thought i’d see the day when americans are protesting their fascist govt dressed as inflatable animals

yk what hell yeah 😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM