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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 2h

22 Oct 2025

Heathcliff and a dog catcher stand in a suburban neighborhood as several chihuahuas walk around in Halloween costumes- a witch hat, a wizard hat, a vampire cape, et cetera. The dog catcher says "We're ready for chihuahuaween."

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 6h

it’s overpriced and never as tasty or as spicy as I want it to be

Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 6h

i feel like a steamed bao would fix me

Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 7h

one of my favorite things about traveling is watching hotel tv when I’m done for the day

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 9h

bro ate the olestra noodles 🤣

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 9h

Fun Fact: that is 2 slices of American cheese for every year it has since been.

On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 11h

32 years ago, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 11h

32 years ago, Homer Simpson ate 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting. “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 21h

why is varg on TikTok

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 23h

oomf-tober is almost over

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 1d

Made biscuits this morning for biscuits and gravy

Round and Texas shaped buttermilk biscuits

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 1d

where does he come up with this stuff

Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 1d

Patrick and Mega Starmie having a very awkward first date and discovering they don’t have much in common.

Patrick star of the Sponge Bob cartoon and the Pokemon Mega Starmie having a first date at the Krusty Krab, the joke is that they are both starfish, in the background there is Squidward using his cell phone at the cash register and through the little window of the restaurant kitchen Sponge Bob looks curiously

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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 1d

capyberus

painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 1d

my community radio station (knon 89.3) is playing elliott smith

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 1d

sex is when you need two gats to go to sleep / sex is when i see you, guaranteed to be in ICU

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

it’s literally my only computer outside of my work one lol. luckily batteries are relatively cheap

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

I recently borrowed an ifixit kit to break open and clean my 2015 mbp. as soon as the screws loosened, the cover popped off because the battery was inflated 😬

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

when a recipe calls for 3 cloves, add 6

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

do they still say “budtender”?

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

it’s good. i think Sapporo brand has the best tasting raw ramen

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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 2d

puppy doesn’t quite know how to deal with the fact that his virtual friend turned out to be a ghost who can access the world wide web.

painting of a dog lying in bed talking on a video call with a ghost dog, a type of sheet ghost, revealing for the first time that he was already dead all those years they talked online

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

why

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

meatwad make the money, see?

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Hannah Lock @hannahlock.bsky.social · 15d

Psyduck visits a haunted house 👻

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 3d

19 Oct 2025

A fish monger walks out of the fish market holding a box of fresh fish. Another employee says "Look out!" as a black cat crosses his path, and says "That's bad luck, boss." Heathcliff approaches and, with a WHOMP, knocks the fishmonger down and steals the fish. Heathcliff and the black cat happily walk away holding the fish as the employee says ,
"That's even worse."

The Kitty Korner reads "Joseph Venuto of Philadelphia, PA, says his cat 'Purrogi' likes to sit on the TV remote so no one can change the channel!"

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Luis @animegirlfriend.bsky.social · 4d

is it a book series or game?

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