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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 1d

Funny you mention the History channel. Firm believer that they (and other Discovery networks) had an outsized and overlooked role in landing us where we are now. Nazis, conspiracy theories, factual examples of times the feds lied etc etc. It's all there. Warpin brains behind a veneer of 'history'

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 1d

Shoulda just handed off to Marshawn, imo

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 3d

Rofl no fuckin way that's his real face. Pixar studios dimwitted conman ass face. Bout to get taken down by an easily foreseeable result of his actions ass smirk.

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 5d

Swear like 50% of lede's I see are also RATM lyrics.

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 5d

The first handful of claims, maybe.

Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 6d

GOP logic:

14 y/o girl - Wife material
18-40 y/o men - Just wee little babes. Too ignorant of the world to even know of what they speak.

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 6d

Drawn Dark souls praise the sun meme with [praising intensifies] at bottom

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 7d

Can't help but wonder if Trump seemingly ignoring WA/Seattle is because; our governor was like 60-3 in suits against the first Trump administration as the states AG, because MS, Amazon et al paid him to fuck off or, he simply forgets there is a Washington State and assumes any talk is about DC.

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 7d

Crazy since his doctor said he lost a chunk larger than Tyson took out of Holyfield and his ear still looks like this:

Evander Holyfield's ear. Notably still missing a large chunk.

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 8d

Holy shit what were those calls? Robot umps now plz.

Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 11d

YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 11d

Salt bagel, half-inch thick cream cheese. Closed, the way god intended.

Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 13d

Physicians in the room:

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 14d

a man with a name tag that says kevin is standing next to a woman

ALT: a man with a name tag that says kevin is standing next to a woman

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 14d

Booking my mani-pedi as I type. #PoshMenForParks

Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 15d

I had mentioned my fun new 'binge eating while asleep then waking up to yack' issues and the excitement in my psychiatrists face and the absolute lack of hesitation before saying we should try a GLP, made me significantly more hesitant. 😅

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 15d

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 15d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 15d

Ah. Well who needs pharmacies, grocery stores, affordable and accessible health and veterinary services or, literally any retail?

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 18d

Go in for a quick pet

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 21d

Who Framed Roger Rabbit somehow made this canon

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 22d

Collect your favorite players to form a team! Keep them forever on the block chain!!

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 24d

Acting like it's 2016 when it's "better carry a draft of the new constitution you plan on enacting if you expect my vote"

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 26d

a statue of a spider looking at a laptop

ALT: a statue of a spider looking at a laptop

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Jason @angryamadeus.bsky.social · 27d

God damn, haven't thought about this in years. Still one of the best examples of having your priors confirmed, though.

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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · Sep 7

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

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