Andy
@andywindmill.bsky.social
Here to witter on about Kate Bush, penguins, pop music and theatre.
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Every time I read a press release about a time capsule, which is surprisingly often, I just think "nobody's ever going to dig that out."
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Every time I read a press release about a time capsule, which is surprisingly often, I just think "nobody's ever going to dig that out."
I started playing an audiobook for background noise as I fall asleep. This was a terrible idea as it's kind of like picking up a book and choosing to read only the first page of each chapter.
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I started playing an audiobook for background noise as I fall asleep. This was a terrible idea as it's kind of like picking up a book and choosing to read only the first page of each chapter.
I just finished 'Film Club', which was very charming. Lots of yearning, a bit of longing, some pining - all the good stuff.
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I just finished 'Film Club', which was very charming. Lots of yearning, a bit of longing, some pining - all the good stuff.
Lily Allen's always been a great songwriter but she really just went ahead and opened a vein on this album.
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Lily Allen's always been a great songwriter but she really just went ahead and opened a vein on this album.
Hate when I switch the BBC on too early for The Traitors and end up being confronted with LinkedIn hell on Dragon's Den.
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hate when I switch the BBC on too early for The Traitors and end up being confronted with LinkedIn hell on Dragon's Den.
"If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight's episode..."
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in tonight's episode..."
Revisiting her back catalogue ahead of the new album and 'It's Not Me, It's You' and 'No Shame' are such good albums.
From LDN to NYC, Lily Allen's newly-announced imminent album will focus on her move to the Big Apple and is one of her most vulnerable yet 🎶
https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/lily-allen-reveals-new-album-west-end-girl-is-coming-imminently/
https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/lily-allen-reveals-new-album-west-end-girl-is-coming-imminently/
Lily Allen reveals new album West End Girl is coming imminently
Lily Allen has announced her fifth studio album West End Girl which will be released this Friday (October 24). Following much speculation, the Brit announced the exciting news early this morning with...
www.officialcharts.com
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Revisiting her back catalogue ahead of the new album and 'It's Not Me, It's You' and 'No Shame' are such good albums.
I am very bad at clubbing. You might not think that's a thing you can be bad at, but you'd be wrong. Why am I always in somebody's way?
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I am very bad at clubbing. You might not think that's a thing you can be bad at, but you'd be wrong. Why am I always in somebody's way?
The biggest show on television and it's just Celia Imrie making distressed cat noises #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The biggest show on television and it's just Celia Imrie making distressed cat noises #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors
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Sometimes there'll be a joke written by someone who's been dead for tens, hundreds of years & i'll stop and think about another human reaching through time to make another human laugh, long after they're gone, and it's so beautiful it makes me well up.
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
October 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sometimes there'll be a joke written by someone who's been dead for tens, hundreds of years & i'll stop and think about another human reaching through time to make another human laugh, long after they're gone, and it's so beautiful it makes me well up.
At some point a witch put a curse on me and now I'm doomed to only ever live in flats where the boiler is too small to fill the entire bathtub before running cold.
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At some point a witch put a curse on me and now I'm doomed to only ever live in flats where the boiler is too small to fill the entire bathtub before running cold.
If I only could, I'd make a deal with God, and make me a morning person.
October 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If I only could, I'd make a deal with God, and make me a morning person.
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he’s proud of himself
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
he’s proud of himself
At least if Kate Garraway goes, she can leave the show with her head held high knowing she's taught Tom Daley a new word. #TheTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
At least if Kate Garraway goes, she can leave the show with her head held high knowing she's taught Tom Daley a new word. #TheTraitors
Free Grindr usernames for birdwatchers.
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Free Grindr usernames for birdwatchers.
Lady Gaga's Mayhem Ball was an operatic, gothic delight. What a star!
October 3, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Lady Gaga's Mayhem Ball was an operatic, gothic delight. What a star!
Lovely to have 'Under the Ivy' on streaming at last. open.spotify.com/track/7iHwqx...
Under The Ivy
open.spotify.com
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Lovely to have 'Under the Ivy' on streaming at last. open.spotify.com/track/7iHwqx...
I had the flu all week, and although I'm now mostly recovered, my voice is giving Marge Simpson - and I mean later seasons Marge Simpson.
September 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I had the flu all week, and although I'm now mostly recovered, my voice is giving Marge Simpson - and I mean later seasons Marge Simpson.
Very rude of My Chemical Romance to announce more UK tour dates and yet put them on sale before I get paid? Did they not think to consult me at all on this?!
September 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Very rude of My Chemical Romance to announce more UK tour dates and yet put them on sale before I get paid? Did they not think to consult me at all on this?!
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She's a 10 but Excel thinks she's October.
September 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
She's a 10 but Excel thinks she's October.
Excited for the rapture, especially that finger-popping 24 hour shopping I've heard about.
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Excited for the rapture, especially that finger-popping 24 hour shopping I've heard about.
I really enjoy this clip. The wobbly, handheld video-recorder quality and the crunchy early YouTube upload don't detract from the magic. youtu.be/S2rOh6dCwao?...
Stevie Nicks - Wild Heart - Live Demo - 1981
YouTube video by Songery
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I really enjoy this clip. The wobbly, handheld video-recorder quality and the crunchy early YouTube upload don't detract from the magic. youtu.be/S2rOh6dCwao?...
I got suncream in my eye and I fear it may be the end of me.
September 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I got suncream in my eye and I fear it may be the end of me.
Sé do Porto is a stunner of a building.
September 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sé do Porto is a stunner of a building.