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Forgot to post this here uhhhhhhh I got firealpaca working again on my computer PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME THINGS ABOUT HIM PLEASSEEE IM GOING INSANE

Meta has been falsely banning HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FOR MONTHS NOW
Poor video sorry bout thr audio I had AAA in the background
Fuck meta. BTW, all these false bans are REPORTED TO THE NCMEC!!!
ca.news.yahoo.com/instagram-us...
#META #Instagram #trend #help #metahelp

Big ol fuck you to instagram for banning my friend ‼️‼️‼️

Leaves this here after forever

Sitting in first period, we went to the gym at my school (really old school btw, est like 1924 I think) and the sweet lady in front of me sat down in one of the chairs and it broke and I heard a very small “well that chair doesn’t work”
this is what it was like I drew it

Light Leap Years xkcd.com/2897

I can’t believe U2 did a cover version of one of my songs!!

This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂

Half a million people in London right now. Jewish activists in New York last night. Polls in both countries overwhelmingly support a ceasefire in Gaza. Cannot imagine this level of support even five years ago. Whatever happens, the Palestinians are no longer alone.

THE PROBLEM: Most forms of energy are harming the environment

THE SOLUTION: Switch to alternative forms of renewab...

THE PROBLEM: Hold on, I have an idea, what if we made invisible valueless money that eats electricity

THE SOLUTION: ...what?

THE PROBLEM: Also I have this plagiarism machine

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

banning books as a method of enforcing moral puritanism feels so outdated. lady your kid is on tumblr reading about sex acts that would kill Aphrodite

Welcome to the public domain, STEAMBOAT WILLIE (1928)! archive.org/details/Stea...

The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.

Daughter tells me she heard today that if you wear a band T-shirt (especially as a young woman) and a man says to you “name five of their songs”, the correct response is “name five women who trust you”, so I pass this on in case any of you need it

As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).

Do it do it do it do it

Transphobes who get mad about pronouns are weak. I speak Vietnamese. The pronoun I use for myself and the person I’m talking to or about depends on how old I am, how old they are, whether they’re a relative, whether they’re related to my mom or my dad, gender, and more. There are over 20 of them.

Yall cmon over I’ll make you cookies!!! (And then eat one myself because I’m one of yall) yippee!

It's funny that if Bluesky ever does take off, Jack Dorsey will go down as the undisputed king of microblogging platforms and he will have absolutely no idea what makes any of this good or why anyone uses this. It'd be like if the inventor of the dishwasher was a dalmatian.