Andy✌️
@andyhey.bsky.social
✨He/They✨
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
I love having lgbtia+ vetted straight men amongst my close friend. It’s like having a real-life ChatGPT: you just write them a prompt like “help me pick up a new tv” and they will scour the web, find the best offer, tell you why it’s the best, go off on a tangent, and also install it for you!
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I love having lgbtia+ vetted straight men amongst my close friend. It’s like having a real-life ChatGPT: you just write them a prompt like “help me pick up a new tv” and they will scour the web, find the best offer, tell you why it’s the best, go off on a tangent, and also install it for you!
In retrospective, a mixed grains salad with kale and beans was not a great idea…
a woman is wearing a blue jacket that is very big
Alt: a woman is wearing a blue jacket that is very big
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November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In retrospective, a mixed grains salad with kale and beans was not a great idea…
Why is the tv body shaming me?!
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Why is the tv body shaming me?!
I’m doing something brave today, something unprecedented, something no other Millennial has ever attempted before…
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m doing something brave today, something unprecedented, something no other Millennial has ever attempted before…
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
My dearest bloomfies 👹AND MICHELLE VISAGE👹
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My dearest bloomfies 👹AND MICHELLE VISAGE👹
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
Robyn “Dancing on my own” but with my spicy accent
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Robyn “Dancing on my own” but with my spicy accent
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It’s funny ‘cause up until 5 min ago you were all Free Palestine but now you support a talentless billionaire who is heavily investing in Israel because “omg it’s so camp”
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November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s funny ‘cause up until 5 min ago you were all Free Palestine but now you support a talentless billionaire who is heavily investing in Israel because “omg it’s so camp”
www.gaytimes.com/culture/alls...
www.gaytimes.com/culture/alls...
Sister: You should definitely read this book, you’ll love it!
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sister: You should definitely read this book, you’ll love it!
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
The thing I hope for the most after ZoHottie Mamdani’s victory is that this spreads not only to the rest of the US ‘cause gurl we’re so over you, but also to the rest of the world where nazifascims is rising to really worrying levels.
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The thing I hope for the most after ZoHottie Mamdani’s victory is that this spreads not only to the rest of the US ‘cause gurl we’re so over you, but also to the rest of the world where nazifascims is rising to really worrying levels.
Reposted by Andy✌️
OK, we’re in desperation times yet again 😩
Finances are tight, after doing so well at getting out of the hole. But things went quiet and I need to pull myself out again
So if you like LGBTQ+ inclusive comics, novels, romances etc, please grab something from my site! bit.ly/3P6TC9E
Finances are tight, after doing so well at getting out of the hole. But things went quiet and I need to pull myself out again
So if you like LGBTQ+ inclusive comics, novels, romances etc, please grab something from my site! bit.ly/3P6TC9E
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
OK, we’re in desperation times yet again 😩
Finances are tight, after doing so well at getting out of the hole. But things went quiet and I need to pull myself out again
So if you like LGBTQ+ inclusive comics, novels, romances etc, please grab something from my site! bit.ly/3P6TC9E
Finances are tight, after doing so well at getting out of the hole. But things went quiet and I need to pull myself out again
So if you like LGBTQ+ inclusive comics, novels, romances etc, please grab something from my site! bit.ly/3P6TC9E
Holy fuckity fuck shit fucking fuck
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Holy fuckity fuck shit fucking fuck
I’m currently at a Chinese restaurant in Milan and I’m witnessing the most wholesome thing ever.
Two dads are having lunch with their little daughter, teaching her how to use chopsticks.
I wish I could take a picture bc they’re just so pure and beautiful.
How in the world could anyone hate that?
Two dads are having lunch with their little daughter, teaching her how to use chopsticks.
I wish I could take a picture bc they’re just so pure and beautiful.
How in the world could anyone hate that?
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I’m currently at a Chinese restaurant in Milan and I’m witnessing the most wholesome thing ever.
Two dads are having lunch with their little daughter, teaching her how to use chopsticks.
I wish I could take a picture bc they’re just so pure and beautiful.
How in the world could anyone hate that?
Two dads are having lunch with their little daughter, teaching her how to use chopsticks.
I wish I could take a picture bc they’re just so pure and beautiful.
How in the world could anyone hate that?
Threads on Bluesky should feel more like conversations you’d have IRL.
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November 1, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I feel like the dentist also cursed my beautiful eye
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I feel like the dentist also cursed my beautiful eye
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just woke up from my best movie/dream to this date. It had a great cast, incredible camera work, the story was predictable but still original. An horror, of course. It was just so vivid and well done I can’t believe my brain did it. I kinda wanna forgive it for waking me up at fucking 5am
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I just woke up from my best movie/dream to this date. It had a great cast, incredible camera work, the story was predictable but still original. An horror, of course. It was just so vivid and well done I can’t believe my brain did it. I kinda wanna forgive it for waking me up at fucking 5am
Reposted by Andy✌️
if you want to stay on twitter for some reason it's whatever i guess but you have to accept that people are going to call you a shitass baby brained coward and you can't bitch about it
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
if you want to stay on twitter for some reason it's whatever i guess but you have to accept that people are going to call you a shitass baby brained coward and you can't bitch about it
You know what would really wake me up today?
A big, hot, extra long, black co
A big, hot, extra long, black co
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
You know what would really wake me up today?
A big, hot, extra long, black co
A big, hot, extra long, black co