Andy Globokar
andyglobokar.bsky.social
Andy Globokar
@andyglobokar.bsky.social
Golf, Football, and Basketball shitposting
@edsbs.bsky.social Red Bull fired Horner so Helmut Marko went full LEROOOY JENKINS
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social maybe 10 years ago my grandfather, after waking up from surgery, pretended to have developed amnesia and not know who my grandmother was. Goof!
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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If you isolate this to third down, McCarthy is dead last. 852 out of 852.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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J.J. McCarthy now ranks 851 out of 852 in EPA per Dropback among qualified passers since 2000, per Tru Media. The only player below McCarthy is JaMarcus Russell.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Everyone's true "welcome to the Big Ten" moment is not when they win a conference title, or beat Ohio State or Michigan. It's the first time they drown in a bathtub at Iowa when its like, 38 degrees outside.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social raw dogging college football today

(Not watching any games, not checking scores, will learn about the day’s events on Fullcast After Dark)
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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We’re getting close…
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
@stevengodfrey.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social the first 15 minutes of Phantom Island today is a great lesson on consent

“You good?”
“You alright?”
“You following me here?”
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social concerned for Holly after getting the block from her for this post
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social feels relevant: Kirk Ferentz’s hiring in 1999 is closer to Nixon resignation than today’s date.
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social very excited for Monday night Memorial Day football
August 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social you are missing one reaction I think to that specific scenario:
- RB has to pickup the extra rusher there
August 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social the dad energy of having the receipts of when exactly you bought a jacket & the Eagles record since purchasing said jacket >>
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social it only seems right that @bunkieperkins.bsky.social should be included in your recruit Pokémon battle on Friday
January 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social did they just say that in the history of the college football playoff a kicker has never made a kick in the 4th quarter????
January 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social the more I think about it, Northern Illinois to the Mountain West makes sense because Dekalb is where the Griswold’s got their Christmas tree
January 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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a lot of people don’t realize that mountain time zone is for every mountain in the world, it’s the same time on every mountain due to their distance from the earth’s core
January 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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If I'm an ASU alum, I'm getting a tattoo of Skattebo being suplexed by his own guy into the end zone. To be clear if I'm an ASU alum I might've already had that tattoo anyway
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Me when they kill the Pop-Tart
December 28, 2024 at 3:19 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Iowa’s last win over a ranked team got them ranked #2 in the country, and God has been punishing us ever since for such stupidity
December 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
@garrettmorrison.bsky.social catching up on Fried Egg pods…Veenker has some great bones and has the potential to be great (as an Iowa fan it slightly pains me to say that)
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
November 30, 2024 at 8:45 PM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social if USC is Beach Purdue, then I believe Michigan is Nerd Iowa
November 30, 2024 at 7:41 PM