Author | Lightnews

AndyLXNEN

@andrewlxnen.bsky.social

680 followers 740 following 200 posts

I make electronic music as LX NEN lxnen.bandcamp.com I am Pageholder 39/400 I have an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath number of 11 I was founder & former leader of the Pirate Party UK I finished in last place in FPL 23/24

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 8d

OK team, I understand what you heard might have been “get the broadband twerk”, but what I actually told you to do was….

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 9d

And 2 sugars.

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 9d

All the world’s a stage, except when the budget would only stretch to an abandoned quarry.

1 11

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 9d

I feel seen.

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 9d

You just need to understand that the barista/customer relationship is analogous to the lawyer/client relationship. You pay them to distainfully explain intentionally obscure technical terms. On subsequently visits you are judged, so diligently repeat only what you were coached to say.

2 22

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 17d

The party of free market capitalism are shocking hypocritical when people freely choose the ‘wrong’ education!

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 23d

Bernard is a charming chap who donated his fee for this public information film about flammable hairspray to charity.

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · 23d

Dancing, I assume?

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Sep 16

Who do they turn to for grammar checking?

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Sep 13

I prefer a smart 3 piece tiramisuit.

1 1

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Sep 13

Today’s the day! I’m playing a gig at 2:15 at the Firefly, as part of the Worcester Music Festival. Expect 303s, 909s and a cover of a classic acid track: www.worcestermusicfestival.co.uk/bands/lx-nen/

LX NEN at Worcester Music Festival 2025

LX NEN at Worcester Music Festival: LX NEN is the acceptable face of Acid House.

www.worcestermusicfestival.co.uk

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 27

Or you could do your job properly?

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 24

Why does the AI industry put such absurd value on PhD level intelligence? We have a bunch of those sitting around in our University cafe.

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 17

Sorry, you probably make a good point, but I'm too busy laughing at the bit where he wrote 'my column' then drew a tiny penis.

Reposted by AndyLXNEN

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · Nov 11

minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less

52 1.6K 4.8K

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 13

The Condiment Girls

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 13

1 1 20

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 13

Frankie goes to Pasadena
My Chemical it’s Complicated
The Condiment Girls

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 12

The idea that websites all over the world would be expected to comply with this sort of thing from all 200-ish different jurisdictions worldwide is frankly ludicrous.

AndyLXNEN @andrewlxnen.bsky.social · Aug 12

‘North Atlantic’ is such a clumsy name, we should definitely rename it bread roll.