This is a man who is both so polite and so convinced that everything he interacts with is sentient (including machines, bowling balls, and food) that he cannot bear to talk over an automated karaoke voice but then scolds it for illogical behavior. He is perfect

is it safe over here? maybe i should just finally give up and delete twitter

i have to try and get used to posting on here instead of that musky app so hello

HELLO I AM HERE