“Checkpoint,” the cabbie grunted, “Looking for #illicit materials. Hope you’ve got your papers, miss.”
A cold blast of air made him turn to see an open door and an abandoned fur coat on the backseat, sprinkled with snow.
#vss365
Because we knew that the true revenge was yet to come, and we wanted no part of it.
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Because we knew that the true revenge was yet to come, and we wanted no part of it.
#vss365
The designer looked at his phone, puzzled.
“Perhaps,” he said politely, ”When placing orders by text, you could use spell-check.”
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“No worries,“ Leon swaggered, “I‘ll tell him you changed your mind. Y’know, so you don’t have to.”
Rita blinked at him slowly.
“What a #chivalrous offer. My answer would still be no.”
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“No worries,“ Leon swaggered, “I‘ll tell him you changed your mind. Y’know, so you don’t have to.”
Rita blinked at him slowly.
“What a #chivalrous offer. My answer would still be no.”
#vss365
So when they found the door standing open, they chalked it up to a broken latch.
The first time.
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Her husband stared at the mountain of cardboard cubes now dominating their living room.
“What did you order?” he asked.
She stared back.
“I thought they were yours.”
The doorbell rang, they both jumped.
“Delivery!” #vss365
The wind whistled through the empty streets, the rusted frames of the ancient, crumbling towers creaked ominously overhead.
She sighed. She would have to save the world by herself.
#vss365
The unfortunate philosopher gulped, balanced precariously above shark-infested waters.
“Could we have a brief discussion,” he proposed, ”Of false dichotomies?”
#vss365
“He’s totally legit!” Kristen glared back. ”I saw his MySpace page and everything.”
“Yeah, right,” Laura scoffed, “And I’m going to prom with SmarterChild.“
#vss365
“I need you to dig deep,” he ground out, “What is your character’s motivation? What is his ultimate #goal in this scene?”
The actor gave a blank stare, mouth hanging open as he pondered the question.
“…a bagel?”
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"This way," the first said, edging up an open boarding ramp.
"You have your own #transport?" The second followed close behind.
"Well," the first settled into the cockpit, "I do now."
#vss365
"This way," the first said, edging up an open boarding ramp.
"You have your own #transport?" The second followed close behind.
"Well," the first settled into the cockpit, "I do now."
#vss365
“So,” he cleared his throat, “What kind of #science project is this anyway?”
His crush popped her head out of the freshly in-dug grave.
“What science project?”
#vss365
“You said these suits were made-to-measure!” he shouted, turning red.
“Of course, sir,” the clerk bustled over to demonstrate the concealed ruler and scales. “You can #measure anything you want!”
#vss365
His wife dropped a stack of papers on the table before heading to the door. Photos of Jack and his mistress, pages of printed text messages…
“No cult,” she said, “But I do have some #literature to leave for you.”
#vss365
His wife dropped a stack of papers on the table before heading to the door. Photos of Jack and his mistress, pages of printed text messages…
“No cult,” she said, “But I do have some #literature to leave for you.”
#vss365
Ari gave her a dashing grin as sparks flew from his fingertips. The lock clicked and the door swung open of its own accord.
“Ah, but we haven’t broken anything. So surely entering is permissible?”
#vss365
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“Sleight of hand… funambulism… astral projection?!” She looked up in confusion. “The only requirement in the listing was a high school #education!”
The receptionist coolly raised an eyebrow.
“Your school didn't cover those?”
#vss365
“Sleight of hand… funambulism… astral projection?!” She looked up in confusion. “The only requirement in the listing was a high school #education!”
The receptionist coolly raised an eyebrow.
“Your school didn't cover those?”
#vss365
“Ah, sir,“ the shopkeeper rushed over, wringing her hands, “I think you might prefer our domesticated products.”
“You mean #domestic?” the adventurer frowned. He could hear a low growl, felt his sleeve grow damp.
“…No.”
#vss365