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alyson
@alysonks.bsky.social
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bluesky’s premier one direction historian (she/her, west coast of newfoundland, medium hot)
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Nov 13
getting some followers i don’t recognize so 1. hi and 2. if u don’t believe in a liberated palestine free from occupation or that israel is committing a genocide rn will u please just leave lol
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Jun 12
@kenjennings.bsky.social ken i love you but it’s just pronounced like “newfin’ land” and america won’t let me in anymore so i can’t get on the show to tell you this in person
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · May 14
i think she came home eventually but said she was going to leave again bc she didn’t want to be in canada… i guess bc it’s generally frowned upon to shit in the yard here???????
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · May 14
remember when a woman from corner brook joined this cult and it was news for weeks lol
coolzonemedia.bsky.social Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · May 13
@iwriteok.bsky.social gets back to basics with guest star @katystoll.bsky.social by talking about one of America's newest cult leaders, Natureboy, who used instagram to convince a small army of followers to join his crusade against toilets.

@whysophiewhy.bsky.social

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Apr 22
hi gay
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Apr 11
i was gonna say neopets but neopia is firm scientologist territory
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Apr 11
new episode of black mirror with peter capaldi in it is just what happens when an internet rationalist guy plays the sims. like if the Zizians got really into club penguin
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EmmaaaAHH! 🧟‍♀️ ArkHell 💀 @emmaarkell.bsky.social · Apr 1
Really incredible to have CTV, an entire broadcast news outlet, say they 'don't have the bandwidth' to deal with the type of harassment that Rachel Gilmore deals with as an individual journalist all the time.
pressprogress.ca PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · Apr 1
NEW: CTV cancelled a fact-checking segment in response to political pressure from Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives

An audio recording obtained by PressProgress shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives
CTV Cancelled a Fact-Checking Segment in Response to Political Pressure From Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives
Audio recording shows CTV cancelled an ‘election misinformation’ segment with journalist Rachel Gilmore after online backlash from conservatives
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Apr 3
you followed the wrong bitch
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Apr 3
i don’t really like this app and always forget to use it bc i always see some annoying shit when i open it but i just want all my friends on here to know…. i still love u, big dawgs
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 19
it was really good!!!
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 18
this is what all those ppl who say not eating seed oils makes u immune to sunburn look like
lee pace in the show FOUNDATION looking burnt as fuck. just fuckin red and crispy as hell
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 13
who gave toddler me a GUN
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
you might hate pinesol forever now, i still can’t handle the smell of the cucumber melon clorox or lysol wipes or whatever they were, it takes me right back to the noro and makes me gag hahahaha
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
hahaha yeah my sibling and my sister in law caught it too and we were rotating thru the bathroom like craaazy. went through a lot of clorox wipes trying to stop it from spreading to everyone else who was visiting at the time lol
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
omg noro is fuckin bruuuuutal. i got it a couple summers ago (my cousins brought their kids to my house while KNOWING THAT THEY ALL HAD NORO!!!!) and to put it delicately i was blastin outta both ends for 3 days straight. hope you feel better soon!!!!
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
yeah it was like a nasty earwig but with extra legs and no pincher on its butt!!!
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
ya that sounds pretty close lolll
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
in italy they are EARTH PIGLETS!!!!!!!!????????????? i don’t speak italian but i’m 99% sure Porcellino di terra means “earth piggy”
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
also they’re called CARPENTERS here. bc they’re often found in wood piles. boat-builders!! so many names
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
pill bugs are good though. they’re my little buddies. whenever i see one inside the building at work i gotta scoop it up and put it outside and make sure it isn’t flipped onto its back
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
i thought it might be but it seemed to have way too many legs!!!!
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
OHHH maybe it was a silverfish. but it WAS brown. a brown fish?? but it had so many legs. but NOT a house centipede!!!
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
what’s the bug that looks like if an earwig and a centipede had a disgusting baby. i just found a dead one at work and picked it up with my bare hands bc i’m incredibly brave
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
my guts are goin’ nuts
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alyson @alysonks.bsky.social · Feb 12
thanks for the Foundation rec @iwriteok.bsky.social, i needed to look at lee pace very badly