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alygory
@alygory.bsky.social
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alygory.bsky.social
Easily the weirdest he’s ever looked in a photo
A cat in the middle of grooming, so he’s doing a bunch of stuff and this photo captures him with his foot up, eyes squinty and rolled back, mouth open with lower teeth visible, and also his tongue is curled
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
alygory.bsky.social
The cat’s sitting on my remote
Cat sitting on a side table looking out the window. Part of a remote control can be seen peeking out from under her butt
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
alygory.bsky.social
“Fine, I’ll hold still while you take your silly little picture.”
A blue and orange bird sitting on a shepherds hook next to a dead tree and above a bunch of dead leaves on the ground.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Thankful 4 Cats In Boxes
Cat in a cardboard box with relaxed eyes. A little bit of her fluffy chub is sticking out of a hole in the side of the box
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
alygory.bsky.social
What if the prison Bolsonaro is going to go to has a state of the art hospital with the comfiest hospital beds? What if that sick fuck just got exactly what he wanted?
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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cadaverdave.com
Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
alygory.bsky.social
🌳
⚡️
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A tree with a straight trunk, then a squiggle like a lightning bolt, then some green leaves at the top
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
alygory.bsky.social
It’s almost Black Friday, who’s ready to go to the mall
Empty mall hallway. All the shops are vacant. You can see the lettering of a bath and body works of yore Empty storefront Empty darkened store with the gate pulled down in front of the entrance Empty restaurant facade. Used to be a champps i think (I don’t know why it was spelled like that)
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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pileofgarbage.net
lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
alygory.bsky.social
Fuck it, I’m gonna start referring to the Predator as Alien and the Alien as Predator
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
alygory.bsky.social
“Buddy Wahlberg” “Mark Wahlberg’s brother” A photo of Billy Paxton looking at the camera at a movie premiere, with the guy who played shooter mcgavin next to him
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
alygory.bsky.social
✳️
Tabby cat sleeping on a chair with his head turned to the side, photographed from above. The point where his shoulders and head scrunch up makes it look like his stripes form an asterisk
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
alygory.bsky.social
she wants me to go away because she’s hiding
A paper grocery bag sitting on top of a cardboard box with an annoyed cat’s head peaking out of it.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
alygory.bsky.social
HOOOONK*HONK*HONK*HOOOONNNKKK*HONK*HOOONK
Bumper sticker on a car in front of me that says “honk if you’re worried”
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
Picture of Nick Cave, looking like a malnurished mannequin, standing next to Rod Dreher, who seems slightly damp and like he has a little secret. Rod Dreher @roddreher • 3h I don't know what you did tonight, but it wasn't as cool as my dinner with the great Nick Cave. What a lovely man.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
alygory.bsky.social
Patience
A cat in the background looking longingly, enviously, at another cat in the foreground who is getting a taste of ice cream fed to him off a spoon
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Does this guy not know he’s allowed to delete posts on this website?
hern.bsky.social Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 4d
“Capitalism forces you to wake up at 7am against your body’s natural rhythms” no that’s Taylorism and if you don’t like living in a society that coordinates effort to ensure a better outcome for all then I don’t think you’ll love the alternatives
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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lightblanket.bsky.social
Lisa turtle
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
alygory.bsky.social
A door dash confirmation text that is a photo of where the dasher left the order Text: your order was dropped off. Please refer to this photo your dasher provided to see where it was left The photo is of me holding two bags of food.
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Look at that pig jump!
A photo I took of the TV while I watch a video of a pig race. There is a pig jumping over a hay bale hurdle
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Get his ass!
The back of an Alf card with a factoid: Due to Melmac’s explosion, Alf’s patrol ship was sent hurtling into deep space. If he hadn’t been wearing his seat belt, Alf would now look like Sean penn
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
alygory.bsky.social
It’s because you eat cats, dude. Are you trying to gaslight us?
An Alf card with a still from an episode where Alf is in the middle of the living room and everyone is looking at him, and the text says “so the cats missing. Why is everybody looking at me?”
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Which are you?
Me holding an all my children card with a woman posing and the bottom of the card says sultry Me holding the same card but it’s the other side. Same woman, different pose and at the bottom it says flirtatious. It’s that woman who didn’t win an Emmy for years I think. Cannot remember her name.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
alygory.bsky.social
The brother is a magician
Two skeets from dumb people: Y’know, all these years later, I can’t remember *why* there was a dead dove in the fridge The brother is a magician
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
alygory.bsky.social
Spit bubbles
A dog resting his chin on a couch arm, sun striking his big goofy face Close up of the dog’s mouth with little spit bubbles visible on his chin
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM