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Aloha Craw ❌ 👑
@alohacraw.bsky.social
Wherever LEGO bricks click, I’m a dad (he/him/his) on a mission to spread the Aloha Spirit.
Also an official member of the Twitch Unity Pride Guild.

https://substack.com/@alohacraw
If your life is too calm, consider changing your roomba spoken language to German. Nothing like hearing a robot announce “Reinigung abgeschlossen” take wake you up at 9a
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My favorite episodes of old TV Sci-Fi are when the events were set in the future but are now actually in my past.
#BellRiots2024
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The stock market is the problem with capitalism. It’s supposed to allocate capital efficiently to productive enterprises, but it’s a casino where billionaires bet with house money (other people’s retirement savings), and retail investors can’t opt out without destroying their financial futures.
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Hourly reminder that unless you’re speaking out against Trump, you’re endorsing this kind of vile behavior:

youtu.be/zHrUDnLJDRY?...
Trump backtracks over releasing video of boat strike
YouTube video by MS NOW
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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This is when I knew Xi was going to take this babbling fool to the cleaners, and us in the process.

The Golden Age of Dipshittery.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@parkroseperma.bsky.social is one of the most real people on YouTube. She always has a gift to explain things in ways that I greatly appreciate:
Are you getting the 3.5% Rule wrong? Are you falling for the "Divorced Dad" trope?
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
On this December 7th, I’d like to express mahalo for my friendship with Mickey Ganitch. I met him at church where he was an usher. “Permission Granted to come aboard” he’d say with a smile as I entered.

Not only did he survive Pearl Harbor, but he was a beautiful soul who I miss dearly.
World War II Pearl Harbor survivor Mickey Ganitch recounts the bombing
YouTube video by Mercury News
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I dunno what kind of software Addit ‘87, but I am sure it’s newer than some of the organs I use at work on a daily basis.
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Dear @fifaworldcup26.bsky.social I, for one, am boycotting watching your games. When you create and present a peace prize to appease a clear warmongering, murdering dictator's ego, you disrespect and deny the spirit of the FIFA games. I hope others boycott as well.
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Welp, looks like we're about to lose birthright citizenship in the USA. All because people refused to believe women.

www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
Supreme Court agrees to decide if Trump may end birthright citizenship | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court agreed Friday to decide if President Donald Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship with an executive order is constitutional, offering the justices an opportunity to revisit w...
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The list of groups, companies, people I am boycotting because of Trump is saving me so much fucking money.

#FuckFifa
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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When your son says "hey, mom. Can I run an ethernet cord down to my computer?" I pull out the drill and make that kid a hole in the floor because your kids aren't with you forever... make their lives as nice as you can. For him, nice = faster internet.
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Wow! The Supreme Court basically just said, if you want to do racial gerrymandering, have at it.

Let’s be clear, what Texas did was racial gerrymandering, plain and simple. SCOTUS just opened the floodgates.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m so glad that democrats gave up subsidized healthcare so we can get a Zillow listing for Epstein island.
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"How much time and maintenance is this product going to add to my life" - the Practical Mom speaking absolute truth

youtu.be/bED-9vq42bw?...
How Organizing Became the New Clutter
YouTube video by That Practical Mom
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
why does all hold music sound like it was recorded once in 1982 on an 8 track player, and then they dubbed it over to a cassette player, and then recorded it via a shotgun microphone from 50 feet away on a windy day while the cassette player was running out of batteries?
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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The president is falling asleep durring a White House cabinet meeting with each member praising him for his resilience. What are we doing America? This is so embarrassing.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Of course they would. Give money back to the companies and that will surely trickle down to the people who paid the higher prices because of tariffs
Totally fair.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Step 1: Install Jellyfin

Step 2: Get your media all in one place on your PC

Step 3: Enjoy your own self-hosted music (and movie/TV) streaming either at home or on the go (If you leave your the PC with the server up and connected to the internet)

jellyfin.org
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“it’s time to pick a side” is the new “today’s the day Trump became president” for 2025.
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This has nothing to do with security and all about creating a barrier that will cost you $45 to pass.

Because if this was about security, which was the point of the law, then we wouldn’t allow someone to fly.

But naw, let them fly. Just charge them $45 first. Less than baggage fee for Christ sake.
As of February, airline passengers without a Real ID will be required to pay $45 for alternative screening at U.S. airports. trib.al/iCHEgRW
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“… a lie they were telling themselves: that goodness can come from badness, that it’s possible to be civilized with one another without treating as human beings those whose blood, sweat, and mothers milk made possible the life of privilege they led.”
- Alex Haley, Roots
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Today the youth at church left the tech team a note expressing thanks for the work we do every Sunday.

It is always joyful to be seen and I express mahalo for the thoughtful gesture.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM