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🧀Basic Stuff🧀 (updated)(again)
(For those 5 or 6 of you that actually read these things)

🧀 This is my personal (au)Alistair

🧀 He's gay

🧀 Stayed a Warden

🧀 Did not do the dark ritual

🧀 Warrior: sword/shield trained as a Templar

🧀 Serious, semi-serious & silly(okay, mostly silly)
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Listen to me. Listen. If you're making images that will only be displayed on screens, YOU HAVE TO LET GO. You can calibrate your screens perfectly, but then 25k people will see it on their shitty $50 monitors or cracked phone and its out of your hands. Don't think of it. Achieve enlightenment.
*Tries to test out a new waraxe but it slips from his grip and crashes through a nearby window*
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Have some baby nugs for a good Sunday!
#DragonAge
Oh no.. I wouldn't dream of depriving you of the privilege of trying it first, Inquisitor!

*chucks a red crystal at Feyran*
I didn't say I was going to eat it.. I was just passing on a rumor I'd heard.

I wonder sometimes.. what lyrium potions actually taste like.. I never officially became a Templar, so I never found out.

Cullen knows. *he frowns in concern* He stopped taking it a while back.
Did you know that, Seeker?
You know, I've heard that red lyrium is cinnamon flavored...
Do. Not. Lick.
do you think that lyrium is blue raspberry flavored
It's ALWAYS cheese frolicking time, Seeker!!

🧀⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝🧀
*poses in his fancy new battle shorts*
High-Class Spellsword's Cargo Shorts purchased for 54 gold
I'll travel the world just to eat the cheese..🎶🎵
Who am I to squeak at tea 🎶
For your local cheese fiend 🐭
It's because of all the egg jokes, isn't it?
Solas hates chickens. One of the few things we actually agreed on.
*out of the corner of his mouth*
He's not wrong though...
(unfurls a long scroll entitled "List of times Illario wasn't obedient")

Well.....
*snickers everytime someone posts a picture of Uranus* 🤭😆
Pffft.. brat? You?? I don't believe a word of it! 😁
I'm not so sure about this new Chant...
Stressed are they who stand before the corrupt and the stricken and do not falter. Crest are the peacekeepers, the champions of the rust.