Alison Groves
@alisongroves.bsky.social
Professional people helper. Semi-pro sports yeller. Houston bred, Nashville is (begrudgingly) home.
Good lord men are just not ok.
Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged. n.pr/4puzyhb
Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children
Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged.
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Good lord men are just not ok.
Get out of tech stocks, kids.
Tech companies are pouring billions into AI chips and data centers. Increasingly, they are relying on debt and risky tactics. Financial analysts are worried there's a bubble that will soon pop.
Here's why concerns about an AI bubble are bigger than ever
Tech companies are pouring billions into AI chips and data centers. Increasingly, they are relying on debt and risky tactics. Financial analysts are worried there's a bubble that will soon pop.
n.pr
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Get out of tech stocks, kids.
@benmandelker.bsky.social The rimshot bit never gets old. Genuinely.
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@benmandelker.bsky.social The rimshot bit never gets old. Genuinely.
Cam Ward is comically bad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cam Ward is comically bad.
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NEW: Welcome to the Great AI Bubble. Yes, it’s here. And yes, it’s going to burst.
It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
The Great AI Bubble
Yes, it's a bubble. And yes, it's going to burst.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
NEW: Welcome to the Great AI Bubble. Yes, it’s here. And yes, it’s going to burst.
It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
Who’s going to make this their campaign theme song? youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?...
Do Not Diddle Kids - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
YouTube video by The Vidhole
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Who’s going to make this their campaign theme song? youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc?...
Imagine the world’s most notorious pedophile saying you’re the worst person they’ve ever met.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Imagine the world’s most notorious pedophile saying you’re the worst person they’ve ever met.
Whatever they are working so hard to keep private must be worse than anything we could ever imagine. Which in itself is hard to imagine.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Whatever they are working so hard to keep private must be worse than anything we could ever imagine. Which in itself is hard to imagine.
Didn’t have this on my 2025 bingo card.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Didn’t have this on my 2025 bingo card.
Primary every single one of them.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Primary every single one of them.
It does give me the tiniest bit of solace that as a 46 year old woman, I could out deadlift 95-98.9% of ICE agents.
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It does give me the tiniest bit of solace that as a 46 year old woman, I could out deadlift 95-98.9% of ICE agents.
I feel like I’ve spent twice as much than usual on groceries in the last week, and it was even worse when I was staying in Denver, where identical items were $1-2 more there than in Nashville.
Groceries saw their biggest jump in nearly three years last month, a worrisome sign for inflation-weary shoppers. Tariffs are contributing to higher prices for imported staples like bananas and coffee.
Grocery prices have jumped up, and there's no relief in sight
Groceries saw their biggest jump in nearly three years last month, a worrisome sign for inflation-weary shoppers. Tariffs are contributing to higher prices for imported staples like bananas and coffee.
n.pr
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I feel like I’ve spent twice as much than usual on groceries in the last week, and it was even worse when I was staying in Denver, where identical items were $1-2 more there than in Nashville.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
This is absolute queen behavior.
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is absolute queen behavior.
At least we’ll get a salary cap now.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
At least we’ll get a salary cap now.
What a beautiful story about my neighborhood. I am very over living in Nashville, but this is a wonderful reminder that there is good everywhere.
In Woodbine, a small group of volunteers rides bikes throughout the neighborhood, distributing food and Narcan, fighting huge problems. Woodbine doesn’t have a major grocery store, and after recent deaths, the neighborhood’s unhoused community fear for their lives.
✏️: @mikeiereiland.bsky.social
✏️: @mikeiereiland.bsky.social
Woodbine's burrito brigade: A lifeline for the homeless - Nashville Banner
A group of volunteers in Woodbine, Nashville distribute burritos and supplies to people living on the streets, building relationships along the way.
nashvillebanner.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What a beautiful story about my neighborhood. I am very over living in Nashville, but this is a wonderful reminder that there is good everywhere.
Do you hear the people sing?
Withholding money for food and finding money for every unnecessary thing is what sparked the French Revolution. Literally.
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Do you hear the people sing?
Dodger fans REALLY need to grow up.
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Dodger fans REALLY need to grow up.
Did this last weekend, moved to Tidal. Was super easy, and now my dollars don’t directly commit war crimes. www.engadget.com/apps/how-to-...
How to cancel your Spotify subscription
Here's how to cancel your Spotify premium subscription if you don't want to pay for it anymore.
www.engadget.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Did this last weekend, moved to Tidal. Was super easy, and now my dollars don’t directly commit war crimes. www.engadget.com/apps/how-to-...
“The stock market tanked, credit dried up, who could’ve predicted the country would run out of beef?” -Parks and Rec, 2015
We really do live in a simulation.
We really do live in a simulation.
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
“The stock market tanked, credit dried up, who could’ve predicted the country would run out of beef?” -Parks and Rec, 2015
We really do live in a simulation.
We really do live in a simulation.
Pilot just said trying to negotiate with ATC was like “talking to teenagers” which is REAL rich coming from someone who is getting paid to someone who isn’t.
I hope they all start sick-ing out en masse. Imagine working a life and death job for free. Pass.
I hope they all start sick-ing out en masse. Imagine working a life and death job for free. Pass.
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pilot just said trying to negotiate with ATC was like “talking to teenagers” which is REAL rich coming from someone who is getting paid to someone who isn’t.
I hope they all start sick-ing out en masse. Imagine working a life and death job for free. Pass.
I hope they all start sick-ing out en masse. Imagine working a life and death job for free. Pass.
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
One of history’s all time biggest losers.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
One of history’s all time biggest losers.
As per my usual vacations, I’m driving around the country this week visiting national parks. They are all completely unstaffed, and it breaks my heart that the crown jewel of American humans, park rangers, are forced to the sidelines.
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
As per my usual vacations, I’m driving around the country this week visiting national parks. They are all completely unstaffed, and it breaks my heart that the crown jewel of American humans, park rangers, are forced to the sidelines.
If you don’t think the housing market is about to snap in two (right with tech stocks and take the economy down with it), then peep this house and Google where Cortez, Colorado is.
October 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
If you don’t think the housing market is about to snap in two (right with tech stocks and take the economy down with it), then peep this house and Google where Cortez, Colorado is.