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Alisa
@alisarm.bsky.social
Just a regular lady who still gives a damn (and makes a lto of typos). 🌱😷🗳🇵🇸 (she/her)
Petition to start a new party called the "GADHAS" party - short for Gives A Damn and Has A Spine. Zohran can be our head dude and we can primary like 3/4ths of elected democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You know who wouldn't let this shit keep flying? Senate Minority Leader Elizabeth Ann Warren.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh look, Democrats learning nothing from Tuesday's elections. Color me shocked.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Me:

"Wow that's a beautiful sunset."

*turns head to the left*

"Jeezus it's 4:38pm"
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
BYEEEEEEEEEE ANDREW CUOMO FOREVERRRR
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So are we celebrating twice as hard tonight because 1) Mamdani winning and 2) Cuomo losing, bigly?
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I can't wait for Zohran to win tomorrow so New York can have an awesome Mayor and the rest of the Democrats can learn absolutely nothing from it as usual.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Happy #WorldVeganDay to my fellow vegans who also somehow escape an early death from a lack of protein! Well, that or I actually died like 10 years ago.
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Snacks ✔️🥨
Non-food items for kids with allergies ✔️🟦🎃
Masks and covid tests ✔️😷👃

Halloween is a great chance to practice community care however you can.
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Excellent that people with SNAP benefits don't have to starve starting tomorrow, but how shameful that we were even in this position to begin with.
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Have gotten two notices about a product recall...which is great and all, but idk how they expect me to return the peaches I ate a month ago.
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Someone keeps leaving these in my Little Free Library and I am just happy to know that my "Have a Nice Day Unless You Voted For Trump" sign underneath it is a real trigger for them
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Sure we know that covid causes brain damage, but in Marjorie Taylor Greene's case, could it actually have done the opposite?
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't want to live in a world where I agree with MTG on even one singular thing. And yet, here we are.
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In totally completely shocking and breaking news, corruption sticks together.
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
How does this man eat so much cholesterol and is still kicking (I mean barely, but enough to still dismantle a democracy)?
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A guy who posts an AI video of himself in a crown shitting on people protesting against a king the day before he starts demo-ing the white house to make a golden ballroom is not someone who intends to have elections or leave the building in a few years.
October 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Cheers to the dudes riding laps around on bikes yelling "I don't see Antifa here" #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How can we collectively convince Ms. Rachel to primary Chuck Schumer in 2028 (assuming we still have elections by 2028)?
October 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If the 'young blood' argument didn't work for a Kennedy, not sure what Seth Moulton and his ego are doing here but fuck that guy and apparently I need to volunteer for an Ed Markey primary again.
October 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Fun Fact Friday!

Peahens (female peafowl) have a wingspan of 31 to 51 inches!

#Peahen #Peafowl #AnimalFact #FunFacts #HumaneEducation #Rescue #Sanctuary
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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This Reuters headline. Oof.

Fascism isn't 'coming.' It's HERE.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I would like to thank Taylor Swift for personally bringing so much joy to so many today.

Also, Wood is a BOP. #lifeofashowgirl
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The one time I don't pack for a weekend like I am leaving for a month and naturally all goes to chaos
September 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM