Immortal Ophelia
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 1 · The Wolf Brigade · Dame Mollie of Aspenyard; Royal Wing Knight Special Officer, in retainer to Knight-Commander Lady Ananais Vulpines, of the Knightly Order of the Red Swans, as al…
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posting my writing project about lesbian knights hunting werewolves in the mountains here
i need a girlfriend to do asmr bullshit in my back, that would fix me
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
i need a girlfriend to do asmr bullshit in my back, that would fix me
had a great post but my brain is broken and i forgot it by thinking about the chinese martial artist who has to wear rubber gloves to jerk off because hands are so fucked up and rough from punching trees and sand and broken glass to toughen them up
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
had a great post but my brain is broken and i forgot it by thinking about the chinese martial artist who has to wear rubber gloves to jerk off because hands are so fucked up and rough from punching trees and sand and broken glass to toughen them up
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the great curse: sitting down to pee and having to shit instead
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the great curse: sitting down to pee and having to shit instead
my tummy is trying to kill me :(
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my tummy is trying to kill me :(
tummy hurts real bad
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tummy hurts real bad
tummy huuurts
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
tummy huuurts
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New Actionable Threat shirts drop tomorrow November 15th at 5:00 pm PST. New blanks and new colors! This time you'll get four stickers along with your care card! The colors will be Charcoal and Olive Drab.
Check my profile for the link to the Hitsuji Goods shop!
Check my profile for the link to the Hitsuji Goods shop!
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
New Actionable Threat shirts drop tomorrow November 15th at 5:00 pm PST. New blanks and new colors! This time you'll get four stickers along with your care card! The colors will be Charcoal and Olive Drab.
Check my profile for the link to the Hitsuji Goods shop!
Check my profile for the link to the Hitsuji Goods shop!
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To all pedophiles who threaten our kids: If you keep trafficking children—we will kill you.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
To all pedophiles who threaten our kids: If you keep trafficking children—we will kill you.
it is sleeting out real bad an my neighbor is mowing the lawn
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
it is sleeting out real bad an my neighbor is mowing the lawn
crusader kings or final fantasy?
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
crusader kings or final fantasy?
actual pedophile excusing the rape of children here
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
actual pedophile excusing the rape of children here
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no, my brother and i were scared as shit about him so my brother went down there and put a salad bowl on him and we could hear the bowl scraping on the floor as he hopped around until he finally jumped into the weird like… sewer hole (?) we had in the basement we assume he jumped out of
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
no, my brother and i were scared as shit about him so my brother went down there and put a salad bowl on him and we could hear the bowl scraping on the floor as he hopped around until he finally jumped into the weird like… sewer hole (?) we had in the basement we assume he jumped out of
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Misetani Box comm 💀
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Misetani Box comm 💀
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giant manosphere podcaster #1: you just gotta start intimidating the minimoids with your masculine virtues
giant manosphere podcaster #2: yeah, we'll continue after the break from our sponsor "fee fi fo fum" a mail order sourdough starter for men
giant manosphere podcaster #2: yeah, we'll continue after the break from our sponsor "fee fi fo fum" a mail order sourdough starter for men
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
giant manosphere podcaster #1: you just gotta start intimidating the minimoids with your masculine virtues
giant manosphere podcaster #2: yeah, we'll continue after the break from our sponsor "fee fi fo fum" a mail order sourdough starter for men
giant manosphere podcaster #2: yeah, we'll continue after the break from our sponsor "fee fi fo fum" a mail order sourdough starter for men
any potential wives who desire an unemployed not yet medically transitioned wife out there?
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
any potential wives who desire an unemployed not yet medically transitioned wife out there?
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i want to be pretty enough to be sacrificed on stage by a black metal band
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i want to be pretty enough to be sacrificed on stage by a black metal band
is it sexual harrassment to jerk off a lot and put all my tissues out in the trash on the same day so when the fbi looks through my trash they have to search through a lot of cum?
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
is it sexual harrassment to jerk off a lot and put all my tissues out in the trash on the same day so when the fbi looks through my trash they have to search through a lot of cum?
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uncharted game where there's just straight up a sorcerer summoning demons from the ars goetica or some shit
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
uncharted game where there's just straight up a sorcerer summoning demons from the ars goetica or some shit
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Hate that this meme is relevant.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hate that this meme is relevant.
the presidential blowjob now goes both ways
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the presidential blowjob now goes both ways
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
yum garbage plate
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
yum garbage plate
palm of satan
cursed item (sword)
do not touch!
a long silvery-green double edged sword with a small fine crossguard of gold or brass, the handle is covered with a thick fur hide, tightly tied in place with a very coarse twine.
it is kept in a heavy, thick transparent plastic bag with a red clasp.
cursed item (sword)
do not touch!
a long silvery-green double edged sword with a small fine crossguard of gold or brass, the handle is covered with a thick fur hide, tightly tied in place with a very coarse twine.
it is kept in a heavy, thick transparent plastic bag with a red clasp.
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
palm of satan
cursed item (sword)
do not touch!
a long silvery-green double edged sword with a small fine crossguard of gold or brass, the handle is covered with a thick fur hide, tightly tied in place with a very coarse twine.
it is kept in a heavy, thick transparent plastic bag with a red clasp.
cursed item (sword)
do not touch!
a long silvery-green double edged sword with a small fine crossguard of gold or brass, the handle is covered with a thick fur hide, tightly tied in place with a very coarse twine.
it is kept in a heavy, thick transparent plastic bag with a red clasp.