Altars of Chadness
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i just finished shadow of the torturer and it's the only book I've immediately gone back to surgically re-read to catch all the bits I didn't get first time and holy shit there is a lot
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i just finished shadow of the torturer and it's the only book I've immediately gone back to surgically re-read to catch all the bits I didn't get first time and holy shit there is a lot
feel bad for justin trudeau - they've been dating for months and he's not even at the grid post stage yet
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
feel bad for justin trudeau - they've been dating for months and he's not even at the grid post stage yet
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
From Lowen last night - more metal bands need to have bejeweled belly dancers on stage, it's the secret sauce
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
From Lowen last night - more metal bands need to have bejeweled belly dancers on stage, it's the secret sauce
I just saw Lowen
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just saw Lowen
Pokémon Legends Z-A is interesting because it's like they got...I dunno...1/20th the way through making a Pokémon game and then just gave up and decided to release it - it really is dreadful
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pokémon Legends Z-A is interesting because it's like they got...I dunno...1/20th the way through making a Pokémon game and then just gave up and decided to release it - it really is dreadful
just heard a group of dudes who must have been average age of 23 doing the Budweiser "wazzuuuuup" thing - blew my mind
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
just heard a group of dudes who must have been average age of 23 doing the Budweiser "wazzuuuuup" thing - blew my mind
I bought myself a beast mode PC as my old one conked out and of course I'm playing Bloodborne at 60FPS 4k with all the nice quality of life mods installed
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I bought myself a beast mode PC as my old one conked out and of course I'm playing Bloodborne at 60FPS 4k with all the nice quality of life mods installed
This is why I decided against it
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This is why I decided against it
there should be a waluigi game based in the mushroom kingdom but with the gameplay style of untitled goose game...just go around being as much of an annoying asshole as possible.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
there should be a waluigi game based in the mushroom kingdom but with the gameplay style of untitled goose game...just go around being as much of an annoying asshole as possible.
just started reading the mr bean novels. turns out he's actually really into joy division.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
just started reading the mr bean novels. turns out he's actually really into joy division.
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say what you will about Peter Thiel but when he gives you a lobotomy, he is THOROUGH
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
say what you will about Peter Thiel but when he gives you a lobotomy, he is THOROUGH
i asked grok if elon musk was the coolest person ever and it said "no of course not he's just the coolest person alive right now"
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
i asked grok if elon musk was the coolest person ever and it said "no of course not he's just the coolest person alive right now"
normalise just saying you like something instead of saying it has a "pavlovian effect" on you
November 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
normalise just saying you like something instead of saying it has a "pavlovian effect" on you
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
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if I were a fighting game announcer, I would blow out my voice at this fatality
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
if I were a fighting game announcer, I would blow out my voice at this fatality
stop watching the traitors and play blood on the clocktower you cowards
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
stop watching the traitors and play blood on the clocktower you cowards
it reads like she's desperate for a crowd to erupt in applause at every sentence she's written because it's so profound except it's actually the dumbest shit you've ever read
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
it reads like she's desperate for a crowd to erupt in applause at every sentence she's written because it's so profound except it's actually the dumbest shit you've ever read
if anyone wants to get self serious or moralising over trump sucking Clinton off - "there are more important things, etc." i will put my foot down and say - no - it is deeply important in the history of funny things that there is a credible rumour that trump sucked off Bill clinton
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
if anyone wants to get self serious or moralising over trump sucking Clinton off - "there are more important things, etc." i will put my foot down and say - no - it is deeply important in the history of funny things that there is a credible rumour that trump sucked off Bill clinton
[her, first date]: and I STILL need to get round to finishing baldurs gate 3!
[me, inexplicably switching to jar jar binks voice]: mee-sa like-a da gurl who play-a da vee-dee-o game!! ohhh muyi-muyi!!!
[me, inexplicably switching to jar jar binks voice]: mee-sa like-a da gurl who play-a da vee-dee-o game!! ohhh muyi-muyi!!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[her, first date]: and I STILL need to get round to finishing baldurs gate 3!
[me, inexplicably switching to jar jar binks voice]: mee-sa like-a da gurl who play-a da vee-dee-o game!! ohhh muyi-muyi!!!
[me, inexplicably switching to jar jar binks voice]: mee-sa like-a da gurl who play-a da vee-dee-o game!! ohhh muyi-muyi!!!
Looks like the Epstein files themselves aren't the only thing Trumps had to suppress over the years...
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Looks like the Epstein files themselves aren't the only thing Trumps had to suppress over the years...
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This is on the same level as "Imagine Dragons is saving rock music"
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is on the same level as "Imagine Dragons is saving rock music"
What the fuck are you talking about
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What the fuck are you talking about
for the foodies among you i highly recommend checking out "egg"
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
for the foodies among you i highly recommend checking out "egg"
A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A metal band?!? That sings about swords and sorcery?!?! What will they think of next!