Generalised Algar Disorder
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Me: so you were the one who met the Sphinx and finally solved its famous riddle?
Oedipus: yeh I think that's probably what I'm best known for
Oedipus: yeh I think that's probably what I'm best known for
The sluttiest thing a man can be is a train conductor
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The sluttiest thing a man can be is a train conductor
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CEO of Oreos: Finally, we've invented Oreo flavoured Oreos
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
CEO of Oreos: Finally, we've invented Oreo flavoured Oreos
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
CEO of Oreos: Finally, we've invented Oreo flavoured Oreos
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
CEO of Oreos: Finally, we've invented Oreo flavoured Oreos
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
Nathaniel (who works at Oreos and is in this meeting. You don't need to know his name is Nathaniel, but that's what his name is and it felt disrespectful not to mention it considering): But aren't Oreos already Oreo fla- [harpoon gun sound]
Saw an ai generated ad for a Wurzels song that they wrote using ai, and who could that possibly be for?
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Saw an ai generated ad for a Wurzels song that they wrote using ai, and who could that possibly be for?
Gomez for sure went down on Morticia for a full calendar day, a whole 24 hours like a ravenous otter eating a watermelon
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Gomez for sure went down on Morticia for a full calendar day, a whole 24 hours like a ravenous otter eating a watermelon
The ai singularity is here, a machine that can answer any question, and the first prompts have been leaked:
"End climate change"
"End climate change keep all my money"
"End climate change keep inequality"
"End climate change no changes to anything else"
"How make people think I'm cool and funny"
"End climate change"
"End climate change keep all my money"
"End climate change keep inequality"
"End climate change no changes to anything else"
"How make people think I'm cool and funny"
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The ai singularity is here, a machine that can answer any question, and the first prompts have been leaked:
"End climate change"
"End climate change keep all my money"
"End climate change keep inequality"
"End climate change no changes to anything else"
"How make people think I'm cool and funny"
"End climate change"
"End climate change keep all my money"
"End climate change keep inequality"
"End climate change no changes to anything else"
"How make people think I'm cool and funny"
One horse doesn't really have 1 hp. A horse can actually take a reasonable amount of damage.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
One horse doesn't really have 1 hp. A horse can actually take a reasonable amount of damage.
"Fur coat and no knickers" is a terrible insult. "Oh no how awful... the hottest thing imaginable"
October 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
"Fur coat and no knickers" is a terrible insult. "Oh no how awful... the hottest thing imaginable"
This court finds that it was, in fact, very funny that your mother dropped you off at the rap battle
October 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This court finds that it was, in fact, very funny that your mother dropped you off at the rap battle
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doing this when you upload an early 90s rave banger is like building a playground and immediately chaining up the swings
November 1, 2023 at 10:36 AM
doing this when you upload an early 90s rave banger is like building a playground and immediately chaining up the swings
Pour one out for all the 9/11 shitposts we lost today. Never forget
September 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Pour one out for all the 9/11 shitposts we lost today. Never forget
Wasn't Starmer defending Lineham's right to incite political violence like, last week?
September 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Wasn't Starmer defending Lineham's right to incite political violence like, last week?
*watching a guy bend a spoon with his mind*: that's great and all but when does the lesbian romance begin?
September 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*watching a guy bend a spoon with his mind*: that's great and all but when does the lesbian romance begin?
Marxist-Leninist-Blueskyist
September 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Marxist-Leninist-Blueskyist
Sympathise more and more with the people running the flesh fairs in AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001)
August 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Sympathise more and more with the people running the flesh fairs in AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001)
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More bugs should have "bumble" variants
August 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
More bugs should have "bumble" variants
"don't let perfect be the enemy of good" I don't think any world where trans people are pushed out of public life is good, actually
August 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"don't let perfect be the enemy of good" I don't think any world where trans people are pushed out of public life is good, actually
Every need addressed,
Nothing wanted for,
But all I want and need
Is to see the stars once more
Nothing wanted for,
But all I want and need
Is to see the stars once more
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Every need addressed,
Nothing wanted for,
But all I want and need
Is to see the stars once more
Nothing wanted for,
But all I want and need
Is to see the stars once more
The fun thing about AI is so much has been invested in it that if they fail to deliver their lofty promises it will probably destroy the economy. On the other hand, if they succeed it will probably destroy the economy
August 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The fun thing about AI is so much has been invested in it that if they fail to deliver their lofty promises it will probably destroy the economy. On the other hand, if they succeed it will probably destroy the economy
Me and who?
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me and who?
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every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
August 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing
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Fair enough. They're going to need so much bread to make one of those.
August 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fair enough. They're going to need so much bread to make one of those.
My mind just drifted into a more beautiful world where Lance Reddick was still alive and took on Leslie Nielsen type roles
August 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My mind just drifted into a more beautiful world where Lance Reddick was still alive and took on Leslie Nielsen type roles
Why are all burger places called CumBurger now?
August 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Why are all burger places called CumBurger now?