alfandalf
@alfandalf.bsky.social
People are crazy & times are strange,
I'm locked in tight, I’m out of range,
I used to care.. but things have changed.
- Bob Dylan
👀 Reshares and likes may not be endorsements.
❗️Sorry… 'gofund / donations.'.. will probably be muted
I'm locked in tight, I’m out of range,
I used to care.. but things have changed.
- Bob Dylan
👀 Reshares and likes may not be endorsements.
❗️Sorry… 'gofund / donations.'.. will probably be muted
❗️🦠👃🦠❗️
What is the H3N2 flu strain?
Symptoms and advice
as UK cases surge.
Health bosses are warning
this winter could see
the ‘most severe flu outbreak in decades’.
www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...
What is the H3N2 flu strain?
Symptoms and advice
as UK cases surge.
Health bosses are warning
this winter could see
the ‘most severe flu outbreak in decades’.
www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
❗️🦠👃🦠❗️
What is the H3N2 flu strain?
Symptoms and advice
as UK cases surge.
Health bosses are warning
this winter could see
the ‘most severe flu outbreak in decades’.
www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...
What is the H3N2 flu strain?
Symptoms and advice
as UK cases surge.
Health bosses are warning
this winter could see
the ‘most severe flu outbreak in decades’.
www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...
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This is how Spanish TV announced the boycott of Eurovision
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is how Spanish TV announced the boycott of Eurovision
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
If Russia is banned for what they're doing to Ukraine, surely Israel should be banned for what they're doing in Palestine?
When is the UK going to boycott Eurovision?
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
‘This is pathetic:’
Fans react as Trump receives
first ever FIFA Peace Prize.
“FIFA is so corrupted man,
they actually made a ‘peace’ award for Trump
because he got upset about
not getting the Nobel peace prize...
What are we even doing here?”
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Fans react as Trump receives
first ever FIFA Peace Prize.
“FIFA is so corrupted man,
they actually made a ‘peace’ award for Trump
because he got upset about
not getting the Nobel peace prize...
What are we even doing here?”
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
‘This is pathetic:’
Fans react as Trump receives
first ever FIFA Peace Prize.
“FIFA is so corrupted man,
they actually made a ‘peace’ award for Trump
because he got upset about
not getting the Nobel peace prize...
What are we even doing here?”
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Fans react as Trump receives
first ever FIFA Peace Prize.
“FIFA is so corrupted man,
they actually made a ‘peace’ award for Trump
because he got upset about
not getting the Nobel peace prize...
What are we even doing here?”
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Today's cartoon by
Dave Brown
@the-independent.com
Cartoon after #ElGreco
#GianniInfantino #Trump
#WorldCup #WorldCupDraw
Dave Brown
@the-independent.com
Cartoon after #ElGreco
#GianniInfantino #Trump
#WorldCup #WorldCupDraw
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Today's cartoon by
Dave Brown
@the-independent.com
Cartoon after #ElGreco
#GianniInfantino #Trump
#WorldCup #WorldCupDraw
Dave Brown
@the-independent.com
Cartoon after #ElGreco
#GianniInfantino #Trump
#WorldCup #WorldCupDraw
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
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December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Elon Musk's X fined €120m over 'deceptive' blue ticks
Elon Musk's X fined €120m over 'deceptive' blue ticks
The European Commission says the social media site is opening its users up to scams and impersonations.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Elon Musk's X fined €120m over 'deceptive' blue ticks
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An illustration by
Angel Boligan
'The Honest Politician'
Angel Boligan
'The Honest Politician'
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
An illustration by
Angel Boligan
'The Honest Politician'
Angel Boligan
'The Honest Politician'
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After much consideration, I've decided that the problem with Liz Truss's new YouTube venture is Liz Truss.
She's got the charisma of a bin liner and speaks like a droning spin dryer on a quiet cycle.
youtu.be/u5C4fHVzZu4?...
She's got the charisma of a bin liner and speaks like a droning spin dryer on a quiet cycle.
youtu.be/u5C4fHVzZu4?...
The Liz Truss Show premieres Friday on the Just the News podcast network
YouTube video by Just the News
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
After much consideration, I've decided that the problem with Liz Truss's new YouTube venture is Liz Truss.
She's got the charisma of a bin liner and speaks like a droning spin dryer on a quiet cycle.
youtu.be/u5C4fHVzZu4?...
She's got the charisma of a bin liner and speaks like a droning spin dryer on a quiet cycle.
youtu.be/u5C4fHVzZu4?...
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Good morning, a pair of lady's slipper orchids to start your weekend ☺️
Have a good Saturday 🙏
Have a good Saturday 🙏
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Good morning, a pair of lady's slipper orchids to start your weekend ☺️
Have a good Saturday 🙏
Have a good Saturday 🙏
Trump, Infantino and Ferdinand’s bad jokes:
Inside Fifa’s shambolic and shameful 2026 World Cup draw.
The drawn-out ceremony at Washington’s Kennedy Center
was a highly politicised show
and a glimpse into
football’s dystopian future.
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Inside Fifa’s shambolic and shameful 2026 World Cup draw.
The drawn-out ceremony at Washington’s Kennedy Center
was a highly politicised show
and a glimpse into
football’s dystopian future.
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Trump, Infantino and Ferdinand’s bad jokes: Inside Fifa’s shameful World Cup draw
The drawn-out ceremony at Washington’s Kennedy Center was a highly politicised show and a glimpse into football’s dystopian future
www.independent.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Trump, Infantino and Ferdinand’s bad jokes:
Inside Fifa’s shambolic and shameful 2026 World Cup draw.
The drawn-out ceremony at Washington’s Kennedy Center
was a highly politicised show
and a glimpse into
football’s dystopian future.
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Inside Fifa’s shambolic and shameful 2026 World Cup draw.
The drawn-out ceremony at Washington’s Kennedy Center
was a highly politicised show
and a glimpse into
football’s dystopian future.
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
❗️👁️👀👁️❗️
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’
over Labour’s future
The former Labour leader
is reported to be
‘looking closely’
at leadership candidates.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’
over Labour’s future
The former Labour leader
is reported to be
‘looking closely’
at leadership candidates.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’ over Labour’s future
The former Labour leader is reported to be ‘looking closely’ at leadership candidates
www.independent.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
❗️👁️👀👁️❗️
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’
over Labour’s future
The former Labour leader
is reported to be
‘looking closely’
at leadership candidates.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Tony Blair ‘planning major intervention’
over Labour’s future
The former Labour leader
is reported to be
‘looking closely’
at leadership candidates.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child
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There is sooo much wrong with the UK's media and politics.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
There is sooo much wrong with the UK's media and politics.
👁️⚽️👁️
Donald Trump is walking us
into a football dystopia.
Fourteen things I learned
at the ludicrous World Cup draw.
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Donald Trump is walking us
into a football dystopia.
Fourteen things I learned
at the ludicrous World Cup draw.
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Donald Trump is walking us into a football dystopia
Fourteen things I learned at the ludicrous World Cup draw
inews.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
👁️⚽️👁️
Donald Trump is walking us
into a football dystopia.
Fourteen things I learned
at the ludicrous World Cup draw.
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Donald Trump is walking us
into a football dystopia.
Fourteen things I learned
at the ludicrous World Cup draw.
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Pupils and teachers with flu symptoms
told to stay home from school.
One headteacher said 170 of his pupils
were off sick on one day alone,
in what he called scenes
reminiscent of 'Covid times'
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
told to stay home from school.
One headteacher said 170 of his pupils
were off sick on one day alone,
in what he called scenes
reminiscent of 'Covid times'
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
Pupils and teachers with flu symptoms told to stay home from school
One headteacher said 170 of his pupils were off sick on one day alone, in what he called scenes reminiscent of 'Covid times'
inews.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Pupils and teachers with flu symptoms
told to stay home from school.
One headteacher said 170 of his pupils
were off sick on one day alone,
in what he called scenes
reminiscent of 'Covid times'
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
told to stay home from school.
One headteacher said 170 of his pupils
were off sick on one day alone,
in what he called scenes
reminiscent of 'Covid times'
inews.co.uk/news/politic...
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Fully expecting Donald Trump to be credited with scoring USA’s first World Cup goal.
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fully expecting Donald Trump to be credited with scoring USA’s first World Cup goal.
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Leave it to Trump to fuck up the World Cup Draw.
He turned a 15-20 minute event into a 3-hour disaster.
Poor production, audio dropping out, lighting terrible.
Even Kevin Hart was invisible on the screen.
He turned a 15-20 minute event into a 3-hour disaster.
Poor production, audio dropping out, lighting terrible.
Even Kevin Hart was invisible on the screen.
December 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Leave it to Trump to fuck up the World Cup Draw.
He turned a 15-20 minute event into a 3-hour disaster.
Poor production, audio dropping out, lighting terrible.
Even Kevin Hart was invisible on the screen.
He turned a 15-20 minute event into a 3-hour disaster.
Poor production, audio dropping out, lighting terrible.
Even Kevin Hart was invisible on the screen.
👁️🧱👁️https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2025/dec/05/frank-gehry-architecture-in-pictures
From Bilbao to Las Vegas: Frank Gehry’s incredible architecture – in pictures
The award-winning designer and architect leaves behind unique buildings all across the world from Dundee to Düsseldorf. He died after a brief respiratory illness
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
👁️🧱👁️https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2025/dec/05/frank-gehry-architecture-in-pictures
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"£500m over 20 years is sod all," said @jakefiennes.bsky.social, responding to this week's announcement of govt funding for Landscape Recovery
As Jake rightly points out, this is a fraction of the overall farming budget & not what was originally promised
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
As Jake rightly points out, this is a fraction of the overall farming budget & not what was originally promised
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Nature recovery plan in England hit by clause allowing contracts to end with a year’s notice
Conservationists say changes, coupled with underfunding, will curb take-up and leave less land protected for nature
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"£500m over 20 years is sod all," said @jakefiennes.bsky.social, responding to this week's announcement of govt funding for Landscape Recovery
As Jake rightly points out, this is a fraction of the overall farming budget & not what was originally promised
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
As Jake rightly points out, this is a fraction of the overall farming budget & not what was originally promised
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Your regular reminder 👇
🏥 81% want publicly owned NHS
🏫 78% want publicly owned schools
💧 73% want publicly owned water
🚂 70% want publicly owned rail
✉️ 70% want publicly owned mail
🚍 67% want publicly owned buses
💡 65% want publicly owned energy
🏥 81% want publicly owned NHS
🏫 78% want publicly owned schools
💧 73% want publicly owned water
🚂 70% want publicly owned rail
✉️ 70% want publicly owned mail
🚍 67% want publicly owned buses
💡 65% want publicly owned energy
EXCLUSIVE: Poll shows huge support for nationalisation of key industries and utilities
Privatisation has failed.
leftfootforward.org
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Your regular reminder 👇
🏥 81% want publicly owned NHS
🏫 78% want publicly owned schools
💧 73% want publicly owned water
🚂 70% want publicly owned rail
✉️ 70% want publicly owned mail
🚍 67% want publicly owned buses
💡 65% want publicly owned energy
🏥 81% want publicly owned NHS
🏫 78% want publicly owned schools
💧 73% want publicly owned water
🚂 70% want publicly owned rail
✉️ 70% want publicly owned mail
🚍 67% want publicly owned buses
💡 65% want publicly owned energy