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Poptarts 3 for $8 at the store
And like Shane, you know how to Mack a ho
I got girls on my penis
Flo is the meanest
not Gilbert but I'm sellin' out Arenas
Do it all day A Peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
I met a French bitch big lips and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like Nnamdi
I got girls on my penis
Flo is the meanest
not Gilbert but I'm sellin' out Arenas
Do it all day A Peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
I met a French bitch big lips and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like Nnamdi
12/7 Birthday Team (text version)
C:Johnny Bench (75.1 WAR)
1B:Tino Martinez (29.0)
2B:Hobe Ferris (16.4)
3B:Eric Chavez (38.3)
SS:Ryan Theriot (6.7)
LF:Alex Johnson (10.0)
CF:Shane Mack (21.6)
RF:Yasiel Puig (18.8)
SP:Dick Donovan (23.3)
Others: K.Hendricks, D.Galehouse, D.Cardwell, P.Alonso
C:Johnny Bench (75.1 WAR)
1B:Tino Martinez (29.0)
2B:Hobe Ferris (16.4)
3B:Eric Chavez (38.3)
SS:Ryan Theriot (6.7)
LF:Alex Johnson (10.0)
CF:Shane Mack (21.6)
RF:Yasiel Puig (18.8)
SP:Dick Donovan (23.3)
Others: K.Hendricks, D.Galehouse, D.Cardwell, P.Alonso
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
And like Shane, you know how to Mack a ho
I got girls on my penis
Flo is the meanest
not Gilbert but I'm sellin' out Arenas
Do it all day A Peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
I met a French bitch big lips and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like Nnamdi
I got girls on my penis
Flo is the meanest
not Gilbert but I'm sellin' out Arenas
Do it all day A Peterson
Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
I met a French bitch big lips and she got a body
Told her put that ass on moi like Nnamdi
Someone DM'ed me, as if I don't already have a source, to tell me that they Jays have signed Kyle Tucker, 9 years @ $40MM.
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Someone DM'ed me, as if I don't already have a source, to tell me that they Jays have signed Kyle Tucker, 9 years @ $40MM.
Woke up hard, thinking about Tyler Rogers and Andres Gimenez and Ernie Clement all being on the same team
December 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Woke up hard, thinking about Tyler Rogers and Andres Gimenez and Ernie Clement all being on the same team
The hangover.
Went like a day or two after I got home for summer after my first year university and there was just a constant string of friends from high school that I hadn’t seen in a year slowly trickle in. May as well have been a 1 year reunion.
Movie was okay.
Went like a day or two after I got home for summer after my first year university and there was just a constant string of friends from high school that I hadn’t seen in a year slowly trickle in. May as well have been a 1 year reunion.
Movie was okay.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The hangover.
Went like a day or two after I got home for summer after my first year university and there was just a constant string of friends from high school that I hadn’t seen in a year slowly trickle in. May as well have been a 1 year reunion.
Movie was okay.
Went like a day or two after I got home for summer after my first year university and there was just a constant string of friends from high school that I hadn’t seen in a year slowly trickle in. May as well have been a 1 year reunion.
Movie was okay.
Tyler rogers no longer a free agent, per source
source telling me Tyler Rogers and Brad Keller are both still free agents
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Tyler rogers no longer a free agent, per source
source telling me Tyler Rogers and Brad Keller are both still free agents
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
source telling me Tyler Rogers and Brad Keller are both still free agents
0-for-1 on the darts bets, lets roll
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
0-for-1 on the darts bets, lets roll
World Darts Championships start today, block me now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
World Darts Championships start today, block me now.
Mets have a bunch of salary freed up and some roster spots to fill it with and not the same roster that didn't work for the last couple years and still have Lindor and Soto, I think they're gonna be fine.
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Mets have a bunch of salary freed up and some roster spots to fill it with and not the same roster that didn't work for the last couple years and still have Lindor and Soto, I think they're gonna be fine.
Atkins on MLB Network, paraphrased:
-Talked about Beiber. "I mean he's coming off Tommy John, the fatigue is normal." Feel good about ability to help in 26
-re: Cease: "Doesn't need to get better but he wants to"
- Ponce: Deal isn't official, excited for @pitchingninja.com to break him down.
-Talked about Beiber. "I mean he's coming off Tommy John, the fatigue is normal." Feel good about ability to help in 26
-re: Cease: "Doesn't need to get better but he wants to"
- Ponce: Deal isn't official, excited for @pitchingninja.com to break him down.
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Atkins on MLB Network, paraphrased:
-Talked about Beiber. "I mean he's coming off Tommy John, the fatigue is normal." Feel good about ability to help in 26
-re: Cease: "Doesn't need to get better but he wants to"
- Ponce: Deal isn't official, excited for @pitchingninja.com to break him down.
-Talked about Beiber. "I mean he's coming off Tommy John, the fatigue is normal." Feel good about ability to help in 26
-re: Cease: "Doesn't need to get better but he wants to"
- Ponce: Deal isn't official, excited for @pitchingninja.com to break him down.
Ryan Mountcastle has a career .540 slug at the Rogers Centre
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ryan Mountcastle has a career .540 slug at the Rogers Centre
The Rays not seeing enough value in Fairbanks option at 1/$11M, whether its to keep or trade it away, makes me not want him at all.
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The Rays not seeing enough value in Fairbanks option at 1/$11M, whether its to keep or trade it away, makes me not want him at all.
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It's here! Blue Jays farm director Joe Sclafani gave me an hour to ask all about your favourite Toronto prospects.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's here! Blue Jays farm director Joe Sclafani gave me an hour to ask all about your favourite Toronto prospects.
Future Blue Jays Newsletter
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I would slap this little bitch so fucking silly.
I would then turn to Altman and tell him to grow a fucking soul, don’t be so weird.
I would then turn to Altman and tell him to grow a fucking soul, don’t be so weird.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I would slap this little bitch so fucking silly.
I would then turn to Altman and tell him to grow a fucking soul, don’t be so weird.
I would then turn to Altman and tell him to grow a fucking soul, don’t be so weird.
Baseball rumor
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Baseball rumor
Been saying this
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Been saying this
twisting myself in to a pretzel thinking about how Berrios for Cronenworth almost makes a little bit of sense
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
twisting myself in to a pretzel thinking about how Berrios for Cronenworth almost makes a little bit of sense
jays rumor would be siiiiiick right now
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
jays rumor would be siiiiiick right now
If I had to hazard a guess, I would say that the Blue Jays are going to sign Robert Suarez
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If I had to hazard a guess, I would say that the Blue Jays are going to sign Robert Suarez
starting to think my source doesn't actually know shit, I just figured Yariel was hurt/gassed
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
starting to think my source doesn't actually know shit, I just figured Yariel was hurt/gassed
not just okamoto, casting a wide net
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
not just okamoto, casting a wide net
my kidneys ozonate my blood for me
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
my kidneys ozonate my blood for me
2016 was working at a car dealership, was the only one who spoke Spanish. Domincana comes in wanting to trade her Corolla, last name Valverde. I got so excited. Asked if she was familiar, she never heard of him. Letdown. Delivered the new one to her door, pretty sure I interrupted a tinder date.
José Valverde
Pitcher
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2014
ARI - HOU - DET - NYM
Pitcher
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2014
ARI - HOU - DET - NYM
José Valverde at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of José Valverde
baseball-reference.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
2016 was working at a car dealership, was the only one who spoke Spanish. Domincana comes in wanting to trade her Corolla, last name Valverde. I got so excited. Asked if she was familiar, she never heard of him. Letdown. Delivered the new one to her door, pretty sure I interrupted a tinder date.
Gausman extension maybe
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Gausman extension maybe