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Alese Watson-Johnson

@alesewj.bsky.social

260 followers 210 following 160 posts

Director of The Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe, PROfessional HEROic WASHing Machine, and an unapologetic chocoholic. Anyone who says you spend too much time in the garden can just grow away.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 2h

This is the way, y’all.

Howdy Politics @howdypolitics.bsky.social · 3h

No Kings in Dallas, just Moms who are tired of this sh*t!

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 1d

Zone 8b. 🙂

Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 2d

Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱

Morning glory in bloom, with three showy blue flowers.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 2d

Love how you converted your fire pit! Brilliant!

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 11d

November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show!

Show title- “Let’s Get Cancelled” with the “a” crossed out.
Show dates- November 7-9th
Show description- An evening of sketch comedy to benefit F*ck Cancer
Pictures of troupe members in costume.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 12d

Aww! Thanks! 😊

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 16d

a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

Alt: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 17d

Oh no! So sorry!

Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 19d

Wonderful! Wishing him a speedy recovery!

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 22d

Checked my horoscope. It just said “Nope.”

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24d

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · 27d

We’re still waiting for the heat to break, but the pecans are falling!

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 27d

I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Sep 17

Please say he’s going to solve a mystery!

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Sep 10

Sometimes you can avoid the problem, and sometimes the problem avoids you! #sketchcomedy

Premature Rejection

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Sep 3

Well crap.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Sep 2

Happy birthday! Wishing you good times and good chocolate!

Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Sep 2

So sorry! Hoping for a better tomorrow!

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Aug 31

Ack! Sending good thoughts!

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Abbi Lichtenstein @abbij1961.bsky.social · Aug 27

Texas voters, Texas removed 100k voters from the voter rolls. Please spread the word and check your registration and re-register if necessary. thehill.com/homenews/484...

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Aug 26

If I had harvested a day or two earlier, I wouldn’t have had to cut it out from between the bars.
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b

A cucumber that has grown between the bars of a metal fence. Various plants in the background.

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Aug 26

Good god! I didn’t know you had been through all that with Covid! So sorry, and so glad you got the care you needed!

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Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Aug 21

Thank you!!! We need your help!!!

Alese Watson-Johnson @alesewj.bsky.social · Aug 19

Sending heartfelt sympathy for you and your family.