Alejandra Valens 🌸
@alejandravalens26.bsky.social
Yeah, obviously 🏳️⚧️
First self ipl session, it hurts less than the professional option, but I focused on small places way more.
8/10.
8/10.
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
First self ipl session, it hurts less than the professional option, but I focused on small places way more.
8/10.
8/10.
Working sick is the worst, but at least it’s only a couple more days.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Working sick is the worst, but at least it’s only a couple more days.
Man I hate being sick. All the voice training I did goes out the window and the ilusión of me being a woman breaks. All because some parents send their kids sick to school.
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Man I hate being sick. All the voice training I did goes out the window and the ilusión of me being a woman breaks. All because some parents send their kids sick to school.
And honestly, I’m not sure I want my name to be decided by what’s easier for someone else.
But making things easier by everyone at personal cost is pretty on brand for me.
But making things easier by everyone at personal cost is pretty on brand for me.
I was wondering, when you’re born your parents pick your name, they give it some thought and decide that word is gonna be for you.
I just changed one letter to make things easier for everyone, but I realised there’s nothing stopping me from just choosing a new one.
I just changed one letter to make things easier for everyone, but I realised there’s nothing stopping me from just choosing a new one.
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And honestly, I’m not sure I want my name to be decided by what’s easier for someone else.
But making things easier by everyone at personal cost is pretty on brand for me.
But making things easier by everyone at personal cost is pretty on brand for me.
I was wondering, when you’re born your parents pick your name, they give it some thought and decide that word is gonna be for you.
I just changed one letter to make things easier for everyone, but I realised there’s nothing stopping me from just choosing a new one.
I just changed one letter to make things easier for everyone, but I realised there’s nothing stopping me from just choosing a new one.
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was wondering, when you’re born your parents pick your name, they give it some thought and decide that word is gonna be for you.
I just changed one letter to make things easier for everyone, but I realised there’s nothing stopping me from just choosing a new one.
I just changed one letter to make things easier for everyone, but I realised there’s nothing stopping me from just choosing a new one.
I’m so hungry I could consider eating today
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m so hungry I could consider eating today
They’d probably try to take water to space just for that
No shit
It's really hard to dissipate waste heat into a vacuum
It's really hard to dissipate waste heat into a vacuum
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
They’d probably try to take water to space just for that
I don’t wanna go work anymore
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I don’t wanna go work anymore
I wish I had tits or the will to live, either one is fine.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I wish I had tits or the will to live, either one is fine.
Do you ever take a picture and go “wow that’s not what I look like, damn filters lie”, and then look in the mirror and go “wow, that’s also not what I look like to others that’s just my brain tricking me into thinking I’m pretty”.
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Do you ever take a picture and go “wow that’s not what I look like, damn filters lie”, and then look in the mirror and go “wow, that’s also not what I look like to others that’s just my brain tricking me into thinking I’m pretty”.
I don’t know how to smile
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I don’t know how to smile
You know, I despise twitter and Facebook and threads and instagram but for as much ragebait and engagement farms you find there, I don’t know, at least someone sees your shit sometimes.
Here I feel like I’m screaming into the void.
Here I feel like I’m screaming into the void.
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You know, I despise twitter and Facebook and threads and instagram but for as much ragebait and engagement farms you find there, I don’t know, at least someone sees your shit sometimes.
Here I feel like I’m screaming into the void.
Here I feel like I’m screaming into the void.
Adulting is getting a bunch of money and not having anything cool you want to immediately spend it on.
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Adulting is getting a bunch of money and not having anything cool you want to immediately spend it on.
I want the year to end
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I want the year to end
Being realistic, I would probably go in a hike and find most of them just running around.
I’d probably get skitty as my starter and find lillipup by a taco stand
I’d probably get skitty as my starter and find lillipup by a taco stand
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Being realistic, I would probably go in a hike and find most of them just running around.
I’d probably get skitty as my starter and find lillipup by a taco stand
I’d probably get skitty as my starter and find lillipup by a taco stand
Shout out to Gorillaz and Siames for breaking the streak
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Shout out to Gorillaz and Siames for breaking the streak
What are some cool accounts to follow here? I need to keep busy at work and I got jailed in Facebook
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
What are some cool accounts to follow here? I need to keep busy at work and I got jailed in Facebook
I just got banned from Facebook, that hadn’t happened since 2022
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just got banned from Facebook, that hadn’t happened since 2022
Hot take, but all cis people are born bigots, and the only way to change that is to experience bigotry themselves. Not to see it, to be discriminated themselves.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hot take, but all cis people are born bigots, and the only way to change that is to experience bigotry themselves. Not to see it, to be discriminated themselves.
I don’t know if it’s a hot take but I’m kinda tired of straight people humour.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I don’t know if it’s a hot take but I’m kinda tired of straight people humour.
I was arguing with a terf because I hate myself ig.
But I realised one thing. I’m not gonna use the men’s bathroom, ever; I don’t use women’s bathrooms now just out of fear, but they won’t make go there at all. And I’ve learnt to hold it for as long as I need. So really; what did they accomplish?
But I realised one thing. I’m not gonna use the men’s bathroom, ever; I don’t use women’s bathrooms now just out of fear, but they won’t make go there at all. And I’ve learnt to hold it for as long as I need. So really; what did they accomplish?
August 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I was arguing with a terf because I hate myself ig.
But I realised one thing. I’m not gonna use the men’s bathroom, ever; I don’t use women’s bathrooms now just out of fear, but they won’t make go there at all. And I’ve learnt to hold it for as long as I need. So really; what did they accomplish?
But I realised one thing. I’m not gonna use the men’s bathroom, ever; I don’t use women’s bathrooms now just out of fear, but they won’t make go there at all. And I’ve learnt to hold it for as long as I need. So really; what did they accomplish?
Every time I start feeling good about my body I go grocery shopping to have old men stare trying to figure out if I’m worth a catcall or not.
June 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Every time I start feeling good about my body I go grocery shopping to have old men stare trying to figure out if I’m worth a catcall or not.
Me when I try to develop a skill most learn as children
June 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me when I try to develop a skill most learn as children