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Black No. 1 🏴

Black No. 1 🏴

@alannablack.com

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Steely Tran. Anarchist, autist, string botherer, feral cave witch. Venom dripped fresh daily! Current stuff: https://linktr.ee/alannablack Full archive in pinned thread.

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Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · Sep 5

The only centrism I care for or want is the perfect blend of grindcore and yacht rock.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 1h

Definitely looks like that account has been on something of a journey.

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LOT'S WIFE, THE CHAIR LEG OF TRUTH, PhD @yiff.com · May 18

dashwallkick how did you go from "I'm no longer a PA fan because they made fun of trigger warnings" and "how dare they make money off mocking PTSD", to "she said she didn't want to hear about my porn so I infodumped about it, btw if I don't write rape porn I may have a paul bernardo moment"

(Trigger Warning for attempts to coerce laughter through foul language, Dungeons, Dice rolling, contempt for Hydra’s bodily autonomy,Dragons,)

Next post from Tycho:

2. [Our new] Dickwolves shirt.

Wwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllpppppppppp! I'm done.

Gabe is now officially just mocking the entire populous' offense with and attempt to forget the issue. LOL TRIGGER WARNING ok now buy our rape shirts.

Here he goes out of his way to mock people with PTSD. I am sorry, there is no fucking way you can do that straight-faced and not look like a total asshole.

I could kind of see the Dickwolves as a straight-up joke of wolves made out of dicks mascots as a hockey team, but Gabe and Tycho aren't even pretending to give a shit. They are bold-facedly telling everyone in the world, "Yeah, fuck your problems and concerns and post-traumatic stress disorder. I'd rather make money." People who have been raped are now their new beating stick. They are celebrating the "Dickwolves" connected to

But THEN!

Remember the trigger warning I gave at the beginning of this post, where I essentially said I will talk in great detail about rape to avoid anyone stumbling across this and accidentally suffering from a trigger? Gabe's post right before Tycho's dickwolves shirt announcement talked of a trigger warning for "attempts to coerce laughter through foul language, Dungeons, Dice rolling, contempt for Hydra’s bodily autonomy,Dragons,"

This is the patriot missile right into the left wing of my attempt to be fair to them. This blows any and all attempts to be nice or generous to them utterly away. They are insensitive, greedy, conceited assholes, and can't possibly be bothered to consider that they might be wrong.

From the outset, anything and everything related to "dickwolves" is to remind people of the rape comic. Clean cut and dry, this is what they are doing. There's not even a joke anymore. The joke has become "people are hurt by rape and we don't care.* Let's make some money o

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she told me to "cope and seethe" so I said I'm writing porn and eating a donut, which is not those two things. she said something pithy about "not wanting to hear that" and bc I wanted to poke the bear I told her what kind (has a lot of sexual violence in it) and she turned it into a Thing.

Sep 10, 2023 at 3:19 PM

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 1h

Dash here, Dr on the old site - screens from both have been flying. I hadn't heard of him till today either, but I infer he's been at this shit a long time from today's grisly spectacles.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 1h

(S)he winked at you? Tsk. Musicians.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 1h

Just one of many examples

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samus aran enjoyer @riotlinguist.bsky.social · 9h

cis man calling a trans lesbian a pedophile for *checks notes* correctly observing that adult cis men lusting after little girls is different from kids have developmentally normal crushes

Trannydyke Deluxe
@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social
being into the adult man David Bowie is slightly different than being into the child Jennifer Connelly

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social
Believe what you want

Trannydyke Deluxe@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social • 1h
my dude do you not think there's a difference between lust for a 39 year old adult and 14 year old child?

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social • 1h
You sound like a creep when you defend "children being into 39 year old adults" tbh. are you a pedophile?

Trannydyke Deluxe@sinistersexsexsex.bsky.social • 1h
adolescents crushing on adults is developmentally normal, adults thirsty for adolescents are predators

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social • 1h oh it's "normal," you say. It's "healthy"?? Why are you so interested in the sexual behaviors of children??? I'm going to need to block you, for my safety.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 2h

I like the pretty lights...

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 3h

Extremely creepy chaser dude who has been around for quite a while (a search for wallkick has lots of examples) and has been the main character today.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 4h

That's a fucking student as well.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 4h

Big Marie LeConte energy

Ephraim Stone @testonewrites.bsky.social · 8h

Listen I absolutely knew that plenty of leftists would be more mad at me for pointing out the Nazi problem than they are at the Nazis. Your invectives do not move me.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 4h

If David Graeber had not existed, it would be necessary to invent him.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 5h

Since then he's worked on Brexit and a whole load of other things. Reckons it was the best first job experience he could have asked for.

Shoot me or hug me, someone.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 5h

A kid I hired once now works at one of the Big Six. At the time I was training him, I was at my most unhappy and bitter and I am afraid that cynicism really shone through.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 5h

I spent half the day today building something that doesn't work for a director that will never use it to a deadline that never existed and everyone concerned knew it was bullshit and I had to do it anyway because they're all lazy cowards who are scared to call the Emperor on his exhibitionist kink.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 5h

And he expects to be in post at that point? I've seen a lot of suits point speculatively at a five year plan that's binned once they leave inside the first year or two, and five years in post as a CEO is quite a long time.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 5h

Goose, can't we just go to the fucking pub instead?

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 6h

No, angry Mancunian man who sounds like Jim from Brassic, I do not care that you are expected to remember the details of 122 different kinds of panel. I have two more morons after you to fettle before the shackles on the moron fettling bench release me for the weekend, please leave me alone.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 7h

I am afraid my solution to all problems today is "fuck hand or power tools, we need heavy plant."

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 8h

Tried to upload my take on Dr Wallkick but got a content strike from Cannibal Corpse's publishers.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 9h

If there is one simple trick that would radically improve society at a stroke, it is simply to legalize the murder of anyone who wears a suit to work other than waiters.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 10h

Oh, THAT one. Glory. Sorry, chicken. I can't cover it all, but I can chip a bit if that would help? Yes, I know, but you just feeling shit doesn't really serve any purpose.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 11h

For what little beer mats are worth, that does sound like it's gradually washing out, which is roughly what one would expect, I think?

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 11h

Look, I'm falling back on stuff that went out of date about ten years ago here. It's like a PPE warehouse, or possibly an eerily empty branch of Liberal-Democracies-R-Us.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 11h

Today feels very grey, so here's some inspo:

Freud famously said "there are no jokes," but that hasn't held back Michael McIntyre.

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Foxdie @foxdie.bsky.social · 1d

I looked into this and this change has happened within the last year.

Previous info that said preferred gender: web.archive.org/web/20240716...

Current info: web.archive.org/web/20250710...

This is unjustifiable.

Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 1d

#np #metalsky

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Black No. 1 🏴 @alannablack.com · 1d

Nothing can ever be sacred. Everything must be destroyed, besmirched, profaned. This is, quite literally, why we cannot have nice things.

I am so incredibly fucking tired.