Alan Hylands
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Data nerd and occasional writer (alanhylands.com).
Different story 2nd half, fair play to the players waking up. Xavi and Dom were superb, best we've seen of Gallagher. Another point towards safety. Still want ENIC out. #COYS
February 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Different story 2nd half, fair play to the players waking up. Xavi and Dom were superb, best we've seen of Gallagher. Another point towards safety. Still want ENIC out. #COYS
Romero subbed at halftime? Can only be an injury (no shock) or he's lamped Frank in the dressing room.
February 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Romero subbed at halftime? Can only be an injury (no shock) or he's lamped Frank in the dressing room.
Please don't let Agent Vinai & The Nepo Babies see this.
🚨 BREAKING: Raheem Sterling leaves Chelsea with immediate effect. Mutual agreement to part ways; settlement secures #CFC financial savings & enables 31yo winger to take next step on free transfer. Englishman departs 3.5yrs into 5yr contact 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social
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www.nytimes.com/athletic/642...
Raheem Sterling leaves Chelsea by mutual agreement
The 31-year-old last played for Chelsea in May 2024.
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Please don't let Agent Vinai & The Nepo Babies see this.
I'll take my football enjoyment where I can get it this season.
January 25, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'll take my football enjoyment where I can get it this season.
European trophy and finishing 17th in the league again? We'll take it.
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
European trophy and finishing 17th in the league again? We'll take it.
Good half, pressed high, tried to get forward quickly, all the small things we've been crying out for all season. Whatever that fella Nick said to Frank over lunch must have stuck with him.
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Good half, pressed high, tried to get forward quickly, all the small things we've been crying out for all season. Whatever that fella Nick said to Frank over lunch must have stuck with him.
Thomas clearly never seen Goodfellas then.
January 19, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Thomas clearly never seen Goodfellas then.
Is this the super-tanker he's turning?
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Is this the super-tanker he's turning?
Dr Tottenham, the undisputed greatest medical professional of all time.
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Dr Tottenham, the undisputed greatest medical professional of all time.
Nuno's Revenge looks to be complete. Dear oh dear.
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Nuno's Revenge looks to be complete. Dear oh dear.
I think if Agent Vinai really believes in that spiel he put out about ambitions and intention he should come out at halftime with Coyte, read it out in full and see how the matchgoing crowd feel about it. If things are going south he can trot out that red wine drinking with Levy anecdote again.
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I think if Agent Vinai really believes in that spiel he put out about ambitions and intention he should come out at halftime with Coyte, read it out in full and see how the matchgoing crowd feel about it. If things are going south he can trot out that red wine drinking with Levy anecdote again.
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Imagine getting Nunoed by Nuno
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Imagine getting Nunoed by Nuno
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Finn Wolfhard directed a video of George Harrison's Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) and it's lovely. You should watch it.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d_...
George Harrison - Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth) [Official Video]
YouTube video by George Harrison
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December 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Finn Wolfhard directed a video of George Harrison's Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) and it's lovely. You should watch it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0d_...
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Attention freelance football writers ⤵️ #mediajobs
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Attention freelance football writers ⤵️ #mediajobs
Johnson again, ole ole
September 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Johnson again, ole ole
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Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
David Squires on … Daniel Levy’s greatest hits at Tottenham Hotspur
Our cartoonist looks back at a departed hero’s memorable moments after his 25-year reign at Spurs
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September 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
This looks like a lot of fun, takes me back to my younger years playing football board games like Emlyn Hughes Team Tactix. Hope it gets enough support.
Best Eleven is now live on Kickstarter! I worked really hard on this and I can't wait for everyone to play!
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August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This looks like a lot of fun, takes me back to my younger years playing football board games like Emlyn Hughes Team Tactix. Hope it gets enough support.
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I'm looking for Junior Data Engineer to join Football Insights team to work directly with me on a very exciting roadmap.
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August 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I'm looking for Junior Data Engineer to join Football Insights team to work directly with me on a very exciting roadmap.
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Great Spurs performance for the first 70 minutes and didn't have enough off the bench to see it over the line. That's on Levy, Lange, Vinai, Don Fabio etc. Get the chequebook out lads. #COYS
August 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Great Spurs performance for the first 70 minutes and didn't have enough off the bench to see it over the line. That's on Levy, Lange, Vinai, Don Fabio etc. Get the chequebook out lads. #COYS
As I said...
Nothing but a glorified friendly anyway isn't it?
August 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
As I said...
Nothing but a glorified friendly anyway isn't it?
August 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nothing but a glorified friendly anyway isn't it?