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There's no love in your punches.
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It's yaoi Friday, I'm in love
A strong zero shortboy is barely any alcohol but a tallboy is so much liquid you’ll be up all night peeing 😔
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’ve checked like 2 different supers and 3 different conbinis and have yet to find wasabi peas. What’s a guy gotta do to get wasabi peas anymore
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Would you believe that I’ve been here for like a week and a half and I just brought my first strong zero of the trip, and it was a short boy because I’m old 🥲

Never bought a short boy before
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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特攻服スミイサ
ヤンキー座りできる← →できない
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Full of burg
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Dir en Grey… 2!
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen, we did it !!!! 🧨🔥🔥🔥🎇🎇🏳️‍⚧️👨‍❤️‍👨
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how "busy" you were
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- that one person or fictional character you could NOT shut up about, you made sure they never forget
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I still can’t believe Diru pulled the Domestic Fucker Family out of cold storage last night
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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贄の花の薄紅
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Every time I see something about Tom Morello sending Soken a song for FFXIV completely out of the blue this is all I can think of
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Sketchy Vergil from Devil May Cry ⚔️
August 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Let there be zero doubt: Minoru Suzuki is the King of this Shit
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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It will never not amuse me that Suzuki has been in the game long enough to go from Yakuza protagonist to Yakuza antagonist
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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why do some people think automatically assume fandoms are "dead" just because a series ended a year ago?? if you genuinely love something, that shit lasts forever
December 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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my pink therapy
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Suzuki-gun for life!
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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happy 18th anniversary to lost odyssey and no more heroes
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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ポプショ同伴した人がとんでもねぇセーター着て来た(神)
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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By Candlelight #watercolor
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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this kabuto shirt is killing me
December 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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some elden ring fanart (d/rogier) from the past couple of months.
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM