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Adam Neramani
@alakadam.bsky.social
Hand squeezed chaos. Extra pulp.
X-Men. Star Trek. Stoned live skeets.
He/him
Seattle ☕️
Faggy 🏳️‍🌈
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If you told me in January 2025 that by the end of December 2025 my feed would be full of boxing and hockey and I would be happy about it, I would not believe it.
December 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you see this, post your favorite Star Wars character.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Seasons greetings.
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why are you gay?
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I really really REALKY want to like the scene in #hestedrivalary where Ilya is venting in Russian on the phone BUT theyre using moonlight sonata-a dramaturgically perfect song.

In 2018 I had a coworker who didn’t know how Spotify worked and this has ruined my brain.
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Who up heatin their rivalries?
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Tragically unsurprising. Frustratingly grey.
poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Watching #Smallville season 1. On the episode Stray. This kid shows up, and I was like “I know I know him from somewhere”

That’s lil baby Deputy Sherif Parrish from #TeenWolf
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A Instagram himbo said to the the exposure down on your gym selfies so I tuned down the exposure on my gym selfies….except after like 1 second or the slightest movement my phone FREAKED OUT and reset to defaults.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Am I the only person that gets stoned before working out?? Every time I mention it people act like I’m fuckin crazy.
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I was selling t shirts at our fundraiser tonight and someone asked for an extra large and I lifted my arms in a t pose and said “this is the XL” and they said “no way. That too small to be an extra large! That has to be a large!” And like ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ഒ
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The heated rivalry fan edits are so good and they’re working off two episodes of Shane and Ilya. This shit is going to put me in the ground when the season is done.
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Yea but do you member when gateway computers has their own stores? Or is ibuprofen not a vitamin for you yet?
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Goodnight
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reposted by Adam Neramani
“What most struck me is the brutality and physical violence involved in every story,” said Sen. Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn. “This is stuff that should be unrecognizable as America. It should make everyday Americans outraged that their fellow citizens could be treated this way.”
Immigration Agents Have Often Grabbed and Mistreated Citizens, Congressional Investigators Find
Prompted by ProPublica’s reporting, an investigation by Senate Democrats documented the experiences of nearly two dozen citizens wrongly detained by immigration agents, contradicting the Trump adminis...
www.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Boobies
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account...
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Might need a training bra after this chest day. The thangs be thangin
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do I still have to pay for Netflix AND hbo?
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Hello. If you’re an engineer or programmer or whatever at Apple and you decided that the watch shouldn’t just buzz and pop up with a screen for way too long when my heart rate changes zones, but in fact now pauses my music so robot lady can read every syllable-I hope three ghosts visit you over Xmas
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What spam bots fail to take into account is that if I get a text from an unknown number that says “can we talk?” I’m straight up deleting it.

Because if it’s not spam it’s someone I don’t want to talk to.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“What is your room number?”
“1410”
“Well if I come to 1410 tonight at 9 oclock…”
“I might open”
“I might knock”
#HeatedRivalry
a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a stadium with a crowd of people watching a game and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don’t understand why I can’t buy an at home strep test at cvs in the year of our lord 2025.
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Ahmz
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM