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Andrew Miesem
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"When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything." --Umberto Eco
What if Coco Chanel was leaving the house in just a bikini?
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's weird that Trump got all worked up about the cost of the penny. Like, has he looked at how much his ballroom will cost?
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Good lord it's early Christmas.
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Now bring on the Epstein vote!
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think it's a good thing for people to start embracing the idea that, assuming we have a country left after Trump has passed it through his digestive tract, whoever comes after him is going to spend a lot of time cleaning up his mess instead of governing as expected.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We could really use Katie Porter's fuckin' whiteboard right about now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Well, fuck Rockstar Games. Apparently, they are really into Grand Theft Wages.
youtu.be/c9nOwjeznjI?...
The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6
YouTube video by People Make Games
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Let's make something clear, the 8 Snakes did not break with party leadership. They took a bullet for them, because the whole party is dedicated to LOSING.

FUCKING LOSERS.
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think there should be a stage of plastic surgery called "The Uncanny Valley"
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I work for a government contractor, so there's a part of me that's glad the shutdown is over, but I had saved up a few months worth of mortgage payments so that I could do my part while the Democrats supposedly did theirs. I'm trying to reconcile the relief I feel with the disappointment and anger.
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Although the GOP is going to continue turning the US into a Fascist hellscape, at least we'll have some Epstein drama to distract ourselves with.
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Maybe Stephen Segal is some kind of new Nostradamus, and that's the reason he tossed Rob Schneider around on SNL all those years ago.
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I'm going down the Super Dave Osborne rabbit hole tonight instead of focusing on how spineless our opposition party is.
youtu.be/I7vHidnE52A?...
Super Dave Osborne's Celebrity Close Call | Letterman
YouTube video by Letterman
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Now *that* is a strongly worded letter.
@schumer.senate.gov

What the fuck are you doing? Are you senile? Did you get bribed? Are you suffering from neurosyphilis?

Quit. Please. I'm begging you to just go live quietly in the country and disappear.

You are a FUCKING LOSER, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT.
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I hope the Republicans lose control of the House, but I wish someone other than Hakim Jeffries was positioned to be Speaker. He's such a performative plank of wood.
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
or how about "Beer Gut Gestapo"?
I think I may refer to ICE agents as belonging to the Goober Gestapo for the time being.
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think Trump is free-associating when he says America has to "remain liquid" because he's feeling his liquefied brain sloshing around in his skull.
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
For the amount of child support I could demand, I'd have one of Elon's babies at this point.
November 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's pretty incredible to me that, aside from the big-print-easy-reader text in front of him, the most prominent things that jump out to me on his desk are a stack of chintzy gold coasters and his stupid Diet Coke button.
When the attention and headline at a Trump press conference becomes about someone other than Trump.
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I think I may refer to ICE agents as belonging to the Goober Gestapo for the time being.
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It's official. Trump stinks so badly that he knocks people out.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM