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"It's not the biggest in the world, but it's nice. Like a pillow. Y'know?"
"I think the only thing bigger than your ass is your ego."
"It's nice. Don't get me wrong...But..."
"?!" This shocked her.
"I don't know about that one..."
"Not as nice as mine, sorry."
"It's pretty nice though right?"
"...For the record, your ass isn't too fat. Or, at least it's proportional to your body."
"Well, here we are."
"The subject of ass being discussed between you and me just wasn't on my 2025 bingo card is all."
"What's that mean?"
"I will agree with both of those statements. Which are words I never thought I'd be agreeing to with you of all people, no offense of course."
"There's never too much. Unless it's like out of proportion with your body which is statistically impossible."
"Isn't that up to the person looking at said ass? Like, what's a lot of ass? That's like saying too much ass, but how much is too much?"
"And a lot of ass."
"This is all a lot of information."
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"And fat...Had to specify."
"Ough...My ass is big..."
Yaaawwwn.
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