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"I'm pretty sure that's just an urban myth, MJ."
At least he thinks it is –– his powers helps him burn calories hard.
"It really depends on how much batter I have leftover, heh."
At least he thinks it is –– his powers helps him burn calories hard.
"It really depends on how much batter I have leftover, heh."
“Isn’t that the recipe May always told me made people’s butts get bigger?” MJ muttered to herself, twisting her hips and looking over her shoulder at her own butt. Huh.
“Yeah that sounds great! Just make sure you make enough for both of us.” She said before looking around his living room some more.
“Yeah that sounds great! Just make sure you make enough for both of us.” She said before looking around his living room some more.
"Great! Let me get to it so I don't leave you feeling starved!"
And to take her attention away from increasingly terrifying painting, ugh.
"I finally memorized Aunt May's wheatcake recipe." He begins rummaging through his cupboard, "So, you'll finally get to see what all the hubbub's about."
And to take her attention away from increasingly terrifying painting, ugh.
"I finally memorized Aunt May's wheatcake recipe." He begins rummaging through his cupboard, "So, you'll finally get to see what all the hubbub's about."
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"I'm pretty sure that's just an urban myth, MJ."
At least he thinks it is –– his powers helps him burn calories hard.
"It really depends on how much batter I have leftover, heh."
At least he thinks it is –– his powers helps him burn calories hard.
"It really depends on how much batter I have leftover, heh."
"Great! Let me get to it so I don't leave you feeling starved!"
And to take her attention away from increasingly terrifying painting, ugh.
"I finally memorized Aunt May's wheatcake recipe." He begins rummaging through his cupboard, "So, you'll finally get to see what all the hubbub's about."
And to take her attention away from increasingly terrifying painting, ugh.
"I finally memorized Aunt May's wheatcake recipe." He begins rummaging through his cupboard, "So, you'll finally get to see what all the hubbub's about."
“I saw a bunch of this guy’s work when I was writing an article about him this summer for The Bugle.”
She nodded a little, before her gaze shifted back to him.
“Something to eat actually would be great. I was only partially kidding about the treat thing.”
She nodded a little, before her gaze shifted back to him.
“Something to eat actually would be great. I was only partially kidding about the treat thing.”
He's not even going to question how she managed to actually recognize the artist –– a shake of his head, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Something ... like that, look –– " He's exasperated, "Do you want anything? To, like, drink? Eat?"
"Something ... like that, look –– " He's exasperated, "Do you want anything? To, like, drink? Eat?"
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Great! Let me get to it so I don't leave you feeling starved!"
And to take her attention away from increasingly terrifying painting, ugh.
"I finally memorized Aunt May's wheatcake recipe." He begins rummaging through his cupboard, "So, you'll finally get to see what all the hubbub's about."
And to take her attention away from increasingly terrifying painting, ugh.
"I finally memorized Aunt May's wheatcake recipe." He begins rummaging through his cupboard, "So, you'll finally get to see what all the hubbub's about."
He's not even going to question how she managed to actually recognize the artist –– a shake of his head, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Something ... like that, look –– " He's exasperated, "Do you want anything? To, like, drink? Eat?"
"Something ... like that, look –– " He's exasperated, "Do you want anything? To, like, drink? Eat?"
Based on his reaction, she could tell it wasn’t something he had put up. Still, a perfect opportunity to tease him.
“Don’t tell me, little miss cat baths put that there?”
She stepped forward, getting a closer look.
“Wait I know this artist, the cost of a commission like this is… Wow.”
“Don’t tell me, little miss cat baths put that there?”
She stepped forward, getting a closer look.
“Wait I know this artist, the cost of a commission like this is… Wow.”
"That –– "
He walks over to her, staring at the painting. Almost baffled, before realization crept in. Gritting his teeth, he mumbles a name under his breath.
" ... I did not –– and I plan on getting rid of it. As soon as possible."
He walks over to her, staring at the painting. Almost baffled, before realization crept in. Gritting his teeth, he mumbles a name under his breath.
" ... I did not –– and I plan on getting rid of it. As soon as possible."
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He's not even going to question how she managed to actually recognize the artist –– a shake of his head, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Something ... like that, look –– " He's exasperated, "Do you want anything? To, like, drink? Eat?"
"Something ... like that, look –– " He's exasperated, "Do you want anything? To, like, drink? Eat?"
"That –– "
He walks over to her, staring at the painting. Almost baffled, before realization crept in. Gritting his teeth, he mumbles a name under his breath.
" ... I did not –– and I plan on getting rid of it. As soon as possible."
He walks over to her, staring at the painting. Almost baffled, before realization crept in. Gritting his teeth, he mumbles a name under his breath.
" ... I did not –– and I plan on getting rid of it. As soon as possible."
“Uh huh.”
She gave him a look, the ‘I don’t believe you, but I like you too much to care’ look. It was one she used a lot on him.
“Did you have this painting here last time? I don’t remember it.”
She pointed to a small painting of Spider-Man & Black Cat together, seemingly professionally done.
She gave him a look, the ‘I don’t believe you, but I like you too much to care’ look. It was one she used a lot on him.
“Did you have this painting here last time? I don’t remember it.”
She pointed to a small painting of Spider-Man & Black Cat together, seemingly professionally done.
He cringes inwards at himself –– idiot.
He gently closes the door once she's inside, turning his head at her –– watching her pace around his apartment.
"N –– Not saying that you're, like, a mess or anything ... ! Haha –– !"
Play it cool. 💦
He gently closes the door once she's inside, turning his head at her –– watching her pace around his apartment.
"N –– Not saying that you're, like, a mess or anything ... ! Haha –– !"
Play it cool. 💦
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"That –– "
He walks over to her, staring at the painting. Almost baffled, before realization crept in. Gritting his teeth, he mumbles a name under his breath.
" ... I did not –– and I plan on getting rid of it. As soon as possible."
He walks over to her, staring at the painting. Almost baffled, before realization crept in. Gritting his teeth, he mumbles a name under his breath.
" ... I did not –– and I plan on getting rid of it. As soon as possible."
He cringes inwards at himself –– idiot.
He gently closes the door once she's inside, turning his head at her –– watching her pace around his apartment.
"N –– Not saying that you're, like, a mess or anything ... ! Haha –– !"
Play it cool. 💦
He gently closes the door once she's inside, turning his head at her –– watching her pace around his apartment.
"N –– Not saying that you're, like, a mess or anything ... ! Haha –– !"
Play it cool. 💦
He seemed less committed to the hug than she was. Better play it cool.
“For the most part?”
She asked, giving him another squeeze in the hug before letting him go and slipping by him into his warm apartment. She glanced around, looking for anything that may have changed since she was last there.
“For the most part?”
She asked, giving him another squeeze in the hug before letting him go and slipping by him into his warm apartment. She glanced around, looking for anything that may have changed since she was last there.
Subtle.
But he is caught off-guard by her hug, a light "oof" escaping his mouth. Nevertheless, he can't help but lightly hug her back.
"It's good to see you too," A soft hum. "Glad you're doing well for yourself –– for the most part."
But he is caught off-guard by her hug, a light "oof" escaping his mouth. Nevertheless, he can't help but lightly hug her back.
"It's good to see you too," A soft hum. "Glad you're doing well for yourself –– for the most part."
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He cringes inwards at himself –– idiot.
He gently closes the door once she's inside, turning his head at her –– watching her pace around his apartment.
"N –– Not saying that you're, like, a mess or anything ... ! Haha –– !"
Play it cool. 💦
He gently closes the door once she's inside, turning his head at her –– watching her pace around his apartment.
"N –– Not saying that you're, like, a mess or anything ... ! Haha –– !"
Play it cool. 💦
Subtle.
But he is caught off-guard by her hug, a light "oof" escaping his mouth. Nevertheless, he can't help but lightly hug her back.
"It's good to see you too," A soft hum. "Glad you're doing well for yourself –– for the most part."
But he is caught off-guard by her hug, a light "oof" escaping his mouth. Nevertheless, he can't help but lightly hug her back.
"It's good to see you too," A soft hum. "Glad you're doing well for yourself –– for the most part."
“Ho ho ho, I hope you have some treats for me.”
She teased, rubbing her toned belly through her oversized sweater.
“What, no plate of cookies and warm milk? Ah whatever, I can have the ‘warm milk’ later.”
She stepped forward and hugged him tightly.
“Jokes aside, it’s good to see you, Peter.”
She teased, rubbing her toned belly through her oversized sweater.
“What, no plate of cookies and warm milk? Ah whatever, I can have the ‘warm milk’ later.”
She stepped forward and hugged him tightly.
“Jokes aside, it’s good to see you, Peter.”
"Santa Claus?"
He's joking –– really. He gently opens the door to her, smiling at her –– leaning his arm against the doorway as he eyes her up and down.
" ... Somebody's eager. Ya miss me 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much?"
He's joking –– really. He gently opens the door to her, smiling at her –– leaning his arm against the doorway as he eyes her up and down.
" ... Somebody's eager. Ya miss me 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much?"
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Subtle.
But he is caught off-guard by her hug, a light "oof" escaping his mouth. Nevertheless, he can't help but lightly hug her back.
"It's good to see you too," A soft hum. "Glad you're doing well for yourself –– for the most part."
But he is caught off-guard by her hug, a light "oof" escaping his mouth. Nevertheless, he can't help but lightly hug her back.
"It's good to see you too," A soft hum. "Glad you're doing well for yourself –– for the most part."
"Santa Claus?"
He's joking –– really. He gently opens the door to her, smiling at her –– leaning his arm against the doorway as he eyes her up and down.
" ... Somebody's eager. Ya miss me 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much?"
He's joking –– really. He gently opens the door to her, smiling at her –– leaning his arm against the doorway as he eyes her up and down.
" ... Somebody's eager. Ya miss me 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much?"
It wasn’t long before a knock was heard at the front door of his apartment. MJ adjusted her purse on her shoulder, it was a little heavier than usual thanks to her tablet.
“Guess who!”
She said, before knocking again. MJ was very eager to see him, even more than usual.
“Guess who!”
She said, before knocking again. MJ was very eager to see him, even more than usual.
His eyes widened on her last text. An eyeroll.
"Never change, Red."
He'll never got used to the Watson Humor, it seems.
"Never change, Red."
He'll never got used to the Watson Humor, it seems.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Santa Claus?"
He's joking –– really. He gently opens the door to her, smiling at her –– leaning his arm against the doorway as he eyes her up and down.
" ... Somebody's eager. Ya miss me 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much?"
He's joking –– really. He gently opens the door to her, smiling at her –– leaning his arm against the doorway as he eyes her up and down.
" ... Somebody's eager. Ya miss me 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much?"
His eyes widened on her last text. An eyeroll.
"Never change, Red."
He'll never got used to the Watson Humor, it seems.
"Never change, Red."
He'll never got used to the Watson Humor, it seems.
📲 “Alright, I hope my Spider-Man thong is enough coverage for the subway.”
She teased, sending one last text before changing into a more casual outfit. Leggings, an oversized hoodie, sneakers, and her purse.
Soon, she was on her way to his apartment. It was a journey she knew by heart.
She teased, sending one last text before changing into a more casual outfit. Leggings, an oversized hoodie, sneakers, and her purse.
Soon, she was on her way to his apartment. It was a journey she knew by heart.
He simply just rolled his eyes at her response.
Typical.
📲 har-har-har
📲 just get over here you dork
Typical.
📲 har-har-har
📲 just get over here you dork
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
His eyes widened on her last text. An eyeroll.
"Never change, Red."
He'll never got used to the Watson Humor, it seems.
"Never change, Red."
He'll never got used to the Watson Humor, it seems.
He simply just rolled his eyes at her response.
Typical.
📲 har-har-har
📲 just get over here you dork
Typical.
📲 har-har-har
📲 just get over here you dork
MJ smiled down at the glowing screen of her phone.
📲 “Sooo, is that a no on a French maid outfit? I could wear /anything/ you suggest.”
She left her phone on her nightstand, going into her closet to look around for something more fitting for spending time with Peter.
📲 “Sooo, is that a no on a French maid outfit? I could wear /anything/ you suggest.”
She left her phone on her nightstand, going into her closet to look around for something more fitting for spending time with Peter.
He stared at her text for what seemed like an eternity –– he bit the inside of his cheek, before exhaling.
📲 i'll have to check my schedule ;)
In Parker Text Terms, that meant "Sure, why not?"
📲 whatever you're comfortable with.
A beat.
📲 do NOT get any funny ideas
📲 i'll have to check my schedule ;)
In Parker Text Terms, that meant "Sure, why not?"
📲 whatever you're comfortable with.
A beat.
📲 do NOT get any funny ideas
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He simply just rolled his eyes at her response.
Typical.
📲 har-har-har
📲 just get over here you dork
Typical.
📲 har-har-har
📲 just get over here you dork
I've got a sore back.
“I hope nobody has a stomach ache.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I've got a sore back.
He stared at her text for what seemed like an eternity –– he bit the inside of his cheek, before exhaling.
📲 i'll have to check my schedule ;)
In Parker Text Terms, that meant "Sure, why not?"
📲 whatever you're comfortable with.
A beat.
📲 do NOT get any funny ideas
📲 i'll have to check my schedule ;)
In Parker Text Terms, that meant "Sure, why not?"
📲 whatever you're comfortable with.
A beat.
📲 do NOT get any funny ideas
📲 “Sounds like a good time. Think you could squeeze in running some lines with me tonight? I could use some practice.”
Wallowing or hanging out with a rising star? A tough choice. Her thumbs tapped away at her phone.
📲 “Any requests for my outfit?”
A test. Would he pass it?
Wallowing or hanging out with a rising star? A tough choice. Her thumbs tapped away at her phone.
📲 “Any requests for my outfit?”
A test. Would he pass it?
📲 dunno
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He stared at her text for what seemed like an eternity –– he bit the inside of his cheek, before exhaling.
📲 i'll have to check my schedule ;)
In Parker Text Terms, that meant "Sure, why not?"
📲 whatever you're comfortable with.
A beat.
📲 do NOT get any funny ideas
📲 i'll have to check my schedule ;)
In Parker Text Terms, that meant "Sure, why not?"
📲 whatever you're comfortable with.
A beat.
📲 do NOT get any funny ideas
📲 dunno
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 “Exactly that one! I’ll see if I can make it to the auditions tomorrow. I feel like I’d be a shoe-in.”
Her thumbs tapped away at her phone, scheduling herself for an early morning audition.
📲 “What all do you having going on tonight by the way?”
Her thumbs tapped away at her phone, scheduling herself for an early morning audition.
📲 “What all do you having going on tonight by the way?”
📲 Ugh. Secret Hospital?
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
📲 dunno
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 might wallow around in my depression, play some video games, watch some crappy 2000s stoner comedy on my tv, wallow in my depression
He pauses –– momentarily. Tap-tap-tap.
📲 why do you ask?
📲 Ugh. Secret Hospital?
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
📲 “Just a little something to get you ‘tingling’. 😜”
She smiled at her phone’s screen before sending another text.
📲 “There is no way I’m kissing a Lobster-Man, I’ll pass. How about that new upcoming medical drama series? Think I’d be good for that?”
She smiled at her phone’s screen before sending another text.
📲 “There is no way I’m kissing a Lobster-Man, I’ll pass. How about that new upcoming medical drama series? Think I’d be good for that?”
📲 I think it's more like an Aquaman situation, or something? Or maybe it's more like Beauty and the Best, where he gets *turned* into a Lobster ... man?
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
📲 Ugh. Secret Hospital?
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
Peter paused –– for a moment, thinking it over.
📲 The show would be halfway more tolerable if you were in it –– I say give it a shot.
📲 I think it's more like an Aquaman situation, or something? Or maybe it's more like Beauty and the Best, where he gets *turned* into a Lobster ... man?
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
She grinned as her phone lit up with his text response to her.
📲 “Very funny. And lobster man? What is he a Bostonian fisherman who got pinched by a radioactive lobster?”
She teased before sending a second text.
📲 “Anyway, I don’t think the world will ever get tired of super heroes. ;)”
📲 “Very funny. And lobster man? What is he a Bostonian fisherman who got pinched by a radioactive lobster?”
She teased before sending a second text.
📲 “Anyway, I don’t think the world will ever get tired of super heroes. ;)”
📲 That's only *one* reason
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
📲 I think it's more like an Aquaman situation, or something? Or maybe it's more like Beauty and the Best, where he gets *turned* into a Lobster ... man?
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
He hasn't actually read the plot synopsis.
📲 wow. how subtle. that wink emoji really brought everything together.
📲 That's only *one* reason
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
She read his texts and scoffed, shaking her head a little.
📲 “What because I’d fill out her outfits well?”
She teased before sending another text.
📲 “Come on, gimme a real answer. Something more fitting for my talents. Maybe like a super hero movie?”
📲 “What because I’d fill out her outfits well?”
She teased before sending another text.
📲 “Come on, gimme a real answer. Something more fitting for my talents. Maybe like a super hero movie?”
His brief gaming session is momentarily paused by the vibration of his phone –– he spares a glance at the messenger, a light quirk of his brow.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
📲 That's only *one* reason
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
He grinned at his text –– lightly biting the inside of his cheek.
📲 ain't superhero fatigue a pretty big thing right now?
📲 hm
📲 how about lobster man? :P
His brief gaming session is momentarily paused by the vibration of his phone –– he spares a glance at the messenger, a light quirk of his brow.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Like usual at times like this, Peter popped his way into her mind. She sent him a text.
“Hey so I’m kinda looking for work right now since my internship at The Bugle ended after summer semester. What kind of acting gigs should I be looking for?”
“Hey so I’m kinda looking for work right now since my internship at The Bugle ended after summer semester. What kind of acting gigs should I be looking for?”
She'll get the part –– he knows it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
His brief gaming session is momentarily paused by the vibration of his phone –– he spares a glance at the messenger, a light quirk of his brow.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
Hm.
📲 not too sure
📲 but i heard they're holding auditions for that one jfk play down on broadway
📲 i think you'd be a pretty good jackie. haha.
She'll get the part –– he knows it.
She’s taking in the sights and sounds of NYC from her new apartment, having finally settled in.
Sure, it was a little empty without someone to share it with, but the space suited her.
She glanced down at her phone, and sent a quick text to her agent.
MJ was bound to get a big acting gig soon.
Sure, it was a little empty without someone to share it with, but the space suited her.
She glanced down at her phone, and sent a quick text to her agent.
MJ was bound to get a big acting gig soon.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
She'll get the part –– he knows it.
... alright.
your variant's pancake bot attacked me.
... what.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
... alright.
... what.
one of you have a pancake robot and it literally attacked me.
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
... what.
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
yes YOU.
i got beef with one of you, that means i got beef with all of you.
i got beef with one of you, that means i got beef with all of you.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
–– I wonder if that Superhero Dispatch Network pays well ...
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
–– I wonder if that Superhero Dispatch Network pays well ...
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November 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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• ᴀ ᴋᴇᴇɴ ᴇʏᴇ ᴀɴᴅ
• ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʜᴀɴᴅ
• ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴄɪʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ
ᴏꜰ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ
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• ᴀ ᴋᴇᴇɴ ᴇʏᴇ ᴀɴᴅ
• ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʜᴀɴᴅ
• ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴄɪʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀ
ᴏꜰ ɴᴇᴡ ʏᴏʀᴋ
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Sometimes –– usually it's just bruises.
Wow, that was said with so much confidence I almost believed it.
Do people often punch blood out of you? Are you a gusher?
Do people often punch blood out of you? Are you a gusher?
I'm not a blusher, believe me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sometimes –– usually it's just bruises.