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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 1h

A lotta yall still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple legs on a single ape. So if you have 1 pogo ape and 3 legs you can create 3 new apes

moby spookgirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social · 4h

All my apes’ legs gone

The Verge @theverge.com · 5h

Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 1h

We have them in Canada, which... sure is something

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 2h

I'm not griping about sportsball or whatever, it's fine I guess, but yeah, weird

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 2h

Being at a show where tons of people are regularly cheering about the baseball is weird as hell

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 3h

I'm way too tired to be diving off stages or whatever, but still. Kids These Days need to get kicked in the face more, but like, in a comradely way

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 3h

Hell yeah, TOHC. Wasn't sure I'd ever see an all-ages show at a proper venue with no barriers or other bullshit again

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, very frustrating video to watch, just when it looks like things are finally going to pop off it just... stops? Where's the beatdown? I was expecting to criticize why it took so long, not it not happening at all. This is some bullshit, these people owe me one (1) Nazi beatdown with interest

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 11h

Dear President Trump,

I'm the new Canadian diplomat and we'd like to offer you Doug Ford, pusher of those disgraceful ads, as a gesture of good will to repair these terrible wounds. We look forward to resuming our momentous talks as soon as proof of death is received

Yours,
Canada

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 12h

To be fair, some of his posts were in threads about Totenköpfe. Which he, uh, didn't know about

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 12h

Turning whole cities that have existed since antiquity into rubble? Meh. Demolishing the eternal symbol that is *checks notes* a wing of a house mostly built around the same time the guy tearing it down was born? That's where I draw the line!

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 12h

"North America" hasn't even existed for the number of generations that the people it genocided think you should plan ahead for

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 12h

Most of the east wing is about as old as my dad, who's still alive last I checked. Admittedly, I'm Canadian, so the only thing unfortunate about this is that I don't get to personally burn it down, but still. "Eternal symbols" of your colony that's crumbling after just a couple centuries, please

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 1d

We all understand the White House is “just” a building. It’s also one of the most eternal symbols of America. In one frame it communicates over 240 years of existence. Bulldozing that means something more than just a structure.

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 13h

Mongolia just always has to be the exception

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 13h

I suppose I should have seen that instablock coming. If your experience of reactionary boomers who are so fucking demented that they think the USSR is still a thing only comes from the internet, I envy you, but trust me, they do not respond well to reality

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 13h

Wow, objectively a Soviet asset in 2025! If he just hangs on a little longer he can take the record from that Imperial Japanese soldier who was fighting WWII into the mid 70s

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 13h

... but sure, Canada, one of the, if not *the*, most Sinophobic anti-communist countries on the planet that is, even now, cozying up to the Fascist States of America, will pivot to China any day now. I wish that were in the cards, but it obviously isn't

Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 13h

Also that was a retaliation, i.e., not the instigation, but we're not supposed to talk about that part either.

Also the thing being retaliated against was extraditing a foreign national to, you guessed it, the USA, for very flimsy reasons, but that's totally cool and fine and good because China bad

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 13h

Also one of those two Canadians actually was a spy but we're not supposed to talk about that part

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14h

Angus: Canada is reconsidering that relationship with China. Why? Because we can no longer trust the US.

And we know that we have 150, maybe more, Canadians in custody at ICE detention centers. We had two Canadians under Chinese custody and it caused a huge outcry. We now have over 150 in the US.

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 14h

k.

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 14h

Oh hey Weird Al-Aqsa Flood is this anything

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 14h

Look not everyone can be impressive and credible and smart and educated enough to come up with "K."

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah but he has a purple shirt though

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 15h

Oh yeah? Is the original Matrix website still up?

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 16h

My conspiracy theory: the SS tattoo was the whole point. Democrat higher-ups realized that they have a problem with their base not liking Israel, but they're so high on their own supply that they thought running an outright Nazi would play well with those raging anti-semite leftists

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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 17h

More like Graham Plant amirite

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